Biting Flame: there's a band called dragsterbarbie
Biting Flame: that kicks ass
Chaodoom: hahha
Biting Flame: i wonder if theyre any good
Chaodoom: we can find out =)
Biting Flame: hey you wouldnt like them i think
Biting Flame: you'd probably label them as 'feminazi' i can tell already
Chaodoom: ahahahahahahaha
Chaodoom: i just call em feminazi cuz you like em. =)
Biting Flame: x_x
Biting Flame: youre so evil

ok so i've found some amazingly cool bands and stuff lately. such as..... Pavement, Marine Research, Sarah Dougher, radioKing, cherry soda, PURRr, Trophy Wife, Chickweed, Jen Faith, moonbabies, Kate Rears, and a Courtney Love who's NOT Courtney Love!! those are some of the better ones......... i have the most massive list ever of bands that were recommended to me and i haven't even finished looking through the first page yet. i'm like on download spree and check out my amazon.com wishlist for some other shtuff i listen to. and the mp3 page thingies, even though those are mostly cds i own.

ok so i'm trying to remember what's been happening. nothing really.... i blogged on friday... we CLEANED on saturday so that was blah. and i didn't get online until late and then my dad stole the comp two seconds later.
then on sunday, i had been invited to frankie's cousin's birthday. he was turning three. i met a bunch of her relatives and relatives's friends and dogs and i was so confused because everyone's name suddenly sounded the same. or maybe its just the family. so the party was only 2 hours long, and it rained the whole time, and there was thunder and lightning and wahtnot, and afterward frankie's parents were driving me home. except that there was a flashflood thing and the street that they were driving on was like all flooded and some cars were stuck, so instead of trying to go on a different route, which they apparently find impossible, they drove me to frankie's grandparents's house and we stayed there for a forever and vibrated on the sofa and i really like that little dog and the grandmother put on some easy listening on the tv and was listening to big band on the radio at the same time and i nearly went insane and i called my mom a few times, and of course she was too not-worried to take my subtle hints and so i stayed there for another forever and we had some funkyass pizza and then at like .... 6:30 or so we went home. and i discovered that daddy had bought a dvd player. then i came home and after a while, i got online for a while and then mom got mad at me for i don't remember what and now i have to read 100 pages a day in my required reading before i can get on the computer. so i read 100 pages of monte cristo and got back on..... like five hours later. i am a very very slow reader.
today, i woke up, at like 3:30pm and started reading but i only finished at 11pm because
1. i am slow.
2. MORGAN was in the room and she's very distracting.
3. i had dinner and watched a sinead o'connor behind the music thing on vh1.
4. i took little short break thingies.
5. i have run out of things to say.
i'm talking to laylee about brittany's bday party thingie which laylee didn't even KNOW about. brittany you do have to disclose the information SOME time.
[Laylee2000: ......brittany is having a party? :)
Laylee2000: didnt know that! ahha----i donthtink im invited WAAAHhh]
and now we're talking about how we HAVE to watch rocky horror.
Biting Flame: and so we therefore have to rent dude where's my car
Biting Flame: and brittany halfway invited morgan
Laylee2000: YOU SAW IT WITHOUT ME
Biting Flame: awwwwwwww i'm sorry
Laylee2000: you flaming BASTARD
Laylee2000: ahhaha aww :) cutie
Biting Flame: i told brittany that we HAVE TO RENT
Biting Flame: ROCKY HORROR
Biting Flame: as well
Biting Flame: and then i said that you have to dress up as doctor frankufeentur because you'd make a great one
Biting Flame: and then brittany didnt get it but she laughed anyway
Laylee2000: ahahaha
Laylee2000: dress who up ? ME?
Laylee2000: yes id make a RAVISHING transvestite hahahahah OH MY :)
Biting Flame: LOLOL yes i know
Biting Flame: that was my point
Laylee2000: HAHAHHAAHHAH

omg ghaghahh. i changed my imood and they recommended me 'girl goddess #9'..... actually that's pretty offensive. the book isn't even really about sex. that's so annoying. imood eats my soul and they didnt have the word wretched the other day.

wow i sure am blogging. that had to be the longest break ever.

Super Saiyan AJ: *fixes his shorts*
Super Saiyan AJ: they keep riding up on me
Super Saiyan AJ: it's very
Super Saiyan AJ: irritating
Super Saiyan AJ: i had pants on
Super Saiyan AJ: then i took a shower
Super Saiyan AJ: and i was like
Super Saiyan AJ: shorts
Biting Flame: i like pants
Super Saiyan AJ: cause...
Super Saiyan AJ: then i stood in front of a fan
Super Saiyan AJ: and i said
Super Saiyan AJ: "that cowgirl looks like lana"
Super Saiyan AJ: and she was on tv
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: WHAT
Biting Flame: SHE DID NOT
Biting Flame: i hate you
Super Saiyan AJ: and then she shot that guy
Biting Flame: asgdhjalskgdhlsdagh
Biting Flame: i didnt shoot anybody
Biting Flame: and my look-alike didnt either
Super Saiyan AJ: and then she was like "john wayne"
Super Saiyan AJ: and there was crying
Super Saiyan AJ: and jive
Super Saiyan AJ: maybe it wasnt john wayne
Super Saiyan AJ: no...it wasnt
Super Saiyan AJ: it was some other guy
Super Saiyan AJ: and he liked hanging out with a drunk postal worker
Super Saiyan AJ: that stole my dang-flangled candy cane!!!!
Biting Flame: morgan said that i cant be a cowgirl
Biting Flame: because i'm too wimpy
Super Saiyan AJ: naw
Biting Flame: and i have no hat
Super Saiyan AJ: you're a tough cookie
Biting Flame: and i don't own a belt
Biting Flame: or a boot
Biting Flame: or a pair of tight jeans
Biting Flame: i am not a tough cookie
Biting Flame: since when am i a tough cookie

Biting Flame: I'M SO HUNGRY
PoGiBoY182: geez
PoGiBoY182: are you like
PoGiBoY182: a deprived hungry child
PoGiBoY182: just like nick?
PoGiBoY182: ive seen his home
PoGiBoY182: its terrible
Biting Flame: ahgalkakahkgahkglahsddlgs

i hate people.

JC84559: hey guess what
Biting Flame: ?
Biting Flame: what
JC84559: u kno alannas morsette?
Biting Flame: *alanis morissette
JC84559: yea yea watever
Biting Flame: you poor fool
JC84559: eminem likes her music
Biting Flame: like i care
JC84559: im jus sayin
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: ............... and your point?
JC84559: he likes music
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: so what
Biting Flame: is this supposed to make me think any higher of him?
JC84559: yrs
JC84559: yea
Biting Flame: well it didnt work

hoy bofe: bush is talking on stem cells
Biting Flame: o.o
Biting Flame: he's frightening
hoy bofe: woohoo
hoy bofe: stem cells are neato
Biting Flame: bush is not
hoy bofe: true
Biting Flame: ahahhaha
Biting Flame: see
hoy bofe: are you watching this crap
hoy bofe: here's the synopsis
hoy bofe: "OK I HAVE NO IDEA WAHT IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT SO I WILL JUST SAY BOTH SIDES FO THE STORY AND HOPE YOU FALL ASLEEP"

Biting Flame: o.o
Biting Flame: what
Laylee2000: i love this part
Laylee2000: o.o.o.o.ol.
Laylee2000: LOOK many eyes

Chaodoom: satanic bibles, hmm?
Chaodoom: oh my god
Chaodoom: i LOVE 7-11
Chaodoom: i love slurpees
Chaodoom: i love mountain dew code red
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH
Chaodoom: i am absolutely dying with love of this code red slurpee.
SuperKittyDK: *FALLS OVER DEAD AND DIES*

Super Saiyan AJ: who here knows where milk shakes came from?
Chaodoom: AJ. they come from cow-tipping.
Chaodoom:
Super Saiyan AJ: oh...
Super Saiyan AJ: i never would have guessed
Super Saiyan AJ: do you suppose that if you dont milk a cow for a long time...that...
Super Saiyan AJ: it's udder would then be full of cheese
Chaodoom: if you don't milk a cow for a long time
Chaodoom: then it stops producing milk
Chaodoom: =)
Biting Flame: whats that band
Biting Flame: and theres those guys
Biting Flame: and theres a desert
Biting Flame: and some shoes?
Chaodoom: jimmy eat world.
Biting Flame: no not them
Super Saiyan AJ: at which point you could hit it like a pinata...dang word
Super Saiyan AJ: and it would...explode with cheese doodles
Chaodoom: ok
Chaodoom: how... disturbing AJ
Biting Flame: YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP
Super Saiyan AJ: WHAT I DO NOW, I DO FOR SCIENCE!!!

Chaodoom: new layout
Chaodoom: it's... interesting
Chaodoom: different
Chaodoom: but i am liking the pic of the giggling faerie.
Chaodoom: "giggle giggle," says the photo
Chaodoom: "i like you, photo," says the Chao

Biting Flame: my heart becomes unbolted
Super Saiyan AJ: call me mr. fixit
Super Saiyan AJ: cause
Super Saiyan AJ: I AM THE TANK-O-LOVE
Super Saiyan AJ: boltin on the jive and tastic corn oil
Super Saiyan AJ: that only the java mocha cheeno mr coffee can buy!!!!
Super Saiyan AJ: the preceeding was a paid advertisment and does not reflect on the views of this station or it's...
Super Saiyan AJ: employees
Super Saiyan AJ: pertaining to...ME
Super Saiyan AJ: sex and the city
Super Saiyan AJ: DIRTY BIRD DIRTY BIRD

Biting Flame: ;)
Super Saiyan AJ: that face is cute
Super Saiyan AJ: are you hitting on me?
Biting Flame: you bet
Super Saiyan AJ: woo woo

the little evil girl child attacked us in the line while i was buying laylee's cd. she thereby attacked a little barbie book and the lady was nice and let us go before her.
the little girl was wearing a cross necklace.

so the little girl. we were sitting in the cafe and brittany has her head on the table and shes laughing so hard except you can't hear anything because its a silent dangerous type and the girl is like staring at brit and shes like 'oh my good lord that girl is dying' and she was scratching her dress too all at once. and it was amazingly funny and brittany kept making these noises like a drowning chicken all night.
we found a sofa there. they put it back.

laylee just reminded me of this part of the night::
ok we were standing there next to these yo-yo ma things and brittany like totally attacked laylee and then asked her if she bruised easily and then laylee was like 'OUCH YES' and then she was telling us about how she like scratches easily too or something and she then scratched her arms up and tattooed my name on herself and later she told my mom i did it and i went LKASHDLGAHSDAHAKGAK and told my mother that i was framed and that it had been self-mutilation.
which is the truth.

morgan and brittany interpreted the night, as well.

i forgot to write about the little girl who looked at brittany like she was a possessed demon monkey experiencing a heart failure.

i just got back from dinner with mom and morgan..... it was soooooo much fun. but first the beginning. so like as soon as mom came home from work, she drove me and morgan out to germantown where borders is - across the street from brittany's house. we walked in and right there in the little cafe there's brit and laylee waving massively and they're like sort of laughing and they looked like they were on drugs. and so i pulled up a chair and made fun of brittany for having her monte cristo book there and then i made fun of laylee for her nasty ass mango drink and it was really really quiet there so we were all laughing silently as we could and i was choking on air and laylee was turning the color of her yellow mango drink and britttany was turning the color of her bright pink strawberry whatever thingie drink and i was eating the chips that laylee had bought for me and she told me that i didnt look like that and then i told brittany the paparazzi was coming for her and she was soooo pink/red/cherry-flavored and she looked like a balloon of sorts and i mean it was just so funny and we couldn't freaking laugh!! and then brittany started crying and i was staring at the princess diana books and i told brittany that it would happen to her and laylee told us about pablo and diablo and elijah the sexy bitch whore of laylee. and things happened. and we ran all around and laylee tried to read the sum 41 article to us and then who should we see while looking for the magnetic poetry, but ZAK BAKER of all people sitting there wearing a soccer shirt and his kickass hair reading... who knows what. i think we distrubed him. we all ran around behind the chirstian books and whispered and things were really funny and it was just toooo hilarious and then we ran back around and ahahahah and then we were standing there by the astrology and whatever and laylee pointed at this 'SEX ACADEMY' thing and someone's mom from her school looked right as she pointed to it and said it and i went 'look its brittany' because i meant the Leo book NOT the sex academy and it was just tooooo funny and then zak became horrified and quickly flew away to the music. and then suddenly my MOM was there and MORGAN WAS STALKING US and mr. bill baker was suddenly there and it was just really weird and everyone was looking for a gift for kimberly's birthday and bill was looking for zak so laylee and brittany and i ran off and we saw him and brittany went 'your dad's looking for you.' and he went 'oh. hi by the way.' and it was somehow extremely funny, as was everything and we laughed hysterically and looked at the CDs and then suddenly WILLIAM was there who, as we all know, is brittany's little brother. he was there to collect her. so he did. he's the cutest thing and he's really tan and the summer's made his hair lighter. then brittany was gone and laylee was like ;_; and she like BEGGED me to buy her a cd for an early bday present so i said i would except that she was like 'omg you are so nice you can't do this!' even though everyone knew she really wanted it. it was funny as hell. but anyway i got it and spent all my money and didnt even get to get a coffee drink and turn that color. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY LAYLEE!! I CLEANED FOR YOU AND THEN I SPENT ALL MY MONEY (and then some) ON YOU!!! ahaahah i'm just kidding. you know i love you. i hope you like your cd. so then we had to leave and we left laylee there and she was happy i think so morgan and mom and i went to bosco's, which i'll have you know has great music and great beer (so i've heard). its like a dark smoky little place with these MASSIVE booths that you could fit like... 10 people in. we ordered garlic pamesean fries, some type of pizza stuff, and some type of shrimp thingies. it was all very pretty. then we all shared the food to death and talked about college and drugs and drinking and brittany and lots of Felix memories and it was great shit. then we ordered dessert. mmmmm it was delicious. morgan got blueberry cheesecake, mom got taramisi or however you spell it and i got creme brule. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. then we basically all shared that. ahaha. and we described it to each other and it was great fun. then on the way home, we passed like a little fender bender car accident and.. well..
mom: *talking about how any accident is really skary*
morgan: dad said that when he flipped his car over, it wasn't really skary.
mom: that's because he's an idiot. AND I LOVE HIM
and there was this massive MASSIVE laughter throughout the car. like the choking kind. it was just so funny!! you just have to know my mom. and mom's like yelling about how she married an idiot. and we're all dying of laughter.
morgan: you only love him because he makes you coffee
mom: its a good reason!!

uhm in a little while, i'm going to borders to meet brit and laylee. 'a little while' would mean like.... 5:30 or something? i dont know. whenever mom gets home from work. i can't find my bra and i'm debating whether or not it really matters. morgan's in the shower. she made a blog and its the cutest thing since shirley temple. only not. nick just got online and i do believe that jerel is there too and that means loveliness because i love nick and jerel.

my mom called from work and made me wake up at 11. wow i am was so tired but i'm not anymore. morgan is watching 'help' the beatles movie. and i'm supposed to be cleaning so that i can go to borders tonight. ITS ALL FOR YOU LAYLEE!! ok i'm sort of speaking at brittany and bofe guy except that i'm not supposed to be and mom's gonna be home for her lunch break soon and i need to be doing something.

Biting Flame: o.O.o <- my three eyed cyclops face
hoy bofe: ?.?.? that's my 3 eyed 3 eyed cyclops face

Biting Flame: look. the cat.
Biting Flame: the cat. the huge fat cat.
hoy bofe: i have no cat
hoy bofe: my friend has a huge fat cat
hoy bofe: the cat didn't move for 3 days once
hoy bofe: it was awesome
Biting Flame: the huge fat cat is sitting by her bowl 239573205 hours before breakast aka. the highlight of the day
Biting Flame: that is so sad.
Biting Flame: our poor cat
Biting Flame: who is huge
Biting Flame: and fat
Biting Flame: and hungry
Biting Flame: i should eat her
hoy bofe: now you're talking
hoy bofe: i don't really like chinese food though
Biting Flame: damn
Biting Flame: why not
Biting Flame: i like those chicken thingies
Biting Flame: chicken, cat. its all the same
Biting Flame: look theres the other cat. the one who is much less huge.
hoy bofe: i don't see it
hoy bofe: maybe because i'm not there
Biting Flame: damn
Biting Flame: wel.... pretend¿
Biting Flame: LOOK
hoy bofe: how fun it'd be
hoy bofe: CAT WATCHING
Biting Flame: DUDE ITS UPSIDE DOWN
Biting Flame: WAHAHAHAHA
Biting Flame: kickass
hoy bofe: OH LOOK OVER THERE, ITS THE SAME CAT
Biting Flame: ?>??:>?<>?<
Biting Flame: well we have three cats
Biting Flame: so you could cat-watch three cats
Biting Flame: all at once
Biting Flame: and make yourself dizzzy
hoy bofe: and fall over
Biting Flame: yeah. thats the ticket
hoy bofe: oh no
Biting Flame: you'd probably squoosh grail
hoy bofe: you just said thats the ticket
Biting Flame: LOL sorry
hoy bofe: my eyes have been soiled
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: that can't be good.?
hoy bofe: i don't know~
Biting Flame: aghahgka what the hell
hoy bofe: WHAT
hoy bofe: Sorry i was busy cat watcing
Biting Flame: AHHAHAHAHAAHA

Biting Flame: o_x
hoy bofe: was that a typo or one o f your faces
hoy bofe: you need to put a key or something up on your page
hoy bofe: so i can study them and use them to my advantage
hoy bofe: one day I'll go O - -_ o ¯
hoy bofe: and propose to my wife

hoy bofe: it's cool
Biting Flame: i'm sure it is
hoy bofe: you crack me up
hoy bofe: witty AND young....... lethal combination
Biting Flame: ahahahah i'm sorry

Biting Flame: loooovely
Biting Flame: o.o
hoy bofe: i can almost taste the sarcasm
Biting Flame: ahahahahaahah
Biting Flame: thanks

PJ IS PURPOSELY TRYING TO KILL ME. HE JUST SENT ME... VENGA BOYS. AND BEFORE THAT HE SENT ME..... NEIL DIAMOND. I AM ETERNALLY SCARRED
Biting Flame: this is terror
Biting Flame: TERRIFYING
hoy bofe: relax
Biting Flame: asdkhasldghas;lgkhasglkh
Biting Flame: no

PoGiBoY182:wow your only 14
Biting Flame:o.o yeah
Biting Flame:so what
Biting Flame:how old am i supposed to be

Biting Flame:*listens to bjork*
DentedKid77:wtf?
PoGiBoY182:whos ani difranco
Biting Flame:WHAT
hoy bofe: who are these heathens

wow pj just sent me the scariest song ever.

laylee on the blink 182 concert:::

BlinkChik441: i wish travis had taken a break from the drumbs
Biting Flame: ahhahahkakkakaahhaa
BlinkChik441: and grabbed a mic
BlinkChik441: and came up and talked
Biting Flame: LOL
BlinkChik441: and shaked his ass
BlinkChik441: :)
BlinkChik441: HAHAA
Biting Flame: which one is he
BlinkChik441: sexy sexy ass
BlinkChik441: AHHAh
BlinkChik441: the tattooed one
Biting Flame: shaked. o_o
Biting Flame: i wish he had shaked his ass
Biting Flame: wow that sure sounds funny

*while watching judging amy*
morgan: its a good thing they didnt take me away from you and dad while i was a baby
mom: why
morgan: because dad would be watching sports constantly and you would be online constantly
mom: yeah, that's true. only dad wouldn't be watching sports.
morgan: fine. sitcoms and soap operas and golf.
mom: more like monty python.
morgan: and you'd fall in love with someone you met in a greif chatroom.
mom: and he'd end up being an ax murderer.
morgan: or a jiggalo.
mom: or a jiggalo.
morgan: or an ax murderer jiggalo.
mom: and he'd take all my money
morgan: and then you'd fall into a pit of despair and that you're not in one right now, is all because of me. or because the lawyers didn't take me away because we had some sort of legal problem. but we don't and that's ok.
mom: now its time for us to watch dave
alanna: *in the other room* JON!
mom: *turns on the daily show*

Ladygodiva76: BYEBYE!
I LOVE YOU
Biting Flame: of course you do
Ladygodiva76: LETS GO TO borders TONIGHT!

so i've been looking for suza scalora pictures all night long because brittany and i were discussing her new book and then i said it'd be wikidass cool to make a layout of something she'd photographed and brittany said SHE'd wanted to also but couldnt find any pictures. and then she went to bed. i thereby took it upon myself to find a suitable suza scalora photograph and i've got.... 60 possibilities right now. they just need brittany's golden stamp of approval. so uhm brit if youre reading this, which you will be at one point or another, then HAAHAAAHHH @ you for NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY SUZA SCALORA PICTURES AHAAHHA she has like three web sites of her own all of which are filled to the brim with beautiful photographs... i suggest you check them out immediately. Colar Therapy and uhm... Mytheopia. colar therapy apparently doesnt get updated as much so. one of the best fan sites was the german one, and even though i couldnt read a thing they had like older pictures and stuff. the rare ones and all that. and then i found a really really cool site that had suza pics and DAVE MCKEAN and ALEX ROSS and....... that place was loads of fun. and then there was this one with lots of these lovely little poetry quotes that were so beautiful... and i sent them all to alex and he was like 'lol i hate you go away' and then he tried to crash my computer so that was really uncool. omg i am so hungry and all i could find to eat was this nastyass chocolate donut. it was cheap and now its stale and i'm about to vomit except that i'm too hungry to risk it. i think it would be a wise wise choice to go to bed. as soon as i finish this sad excuse for a pastry, i will.

*eats the hell out of the cheapest donut in the history of the world*

Biting Flame: alsdkghalsdghka
Biting Flame: -_-
Laylee2000: NO NOT THE PISSED FAVCE
Laylee2000: fuck you woman dont gimme that face
Laylee2000: ahhahahahahahh
Laylee2000: :)
Laylee2000: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Biting Flame: i love you layleee
Laylee2000: ahhaahhaha
Laylee2000: its okay ;)
Laylee2000: i lvoe you too
Biting Flame: aaahahah
Laylee2000: damn i feel so incredibly LOVED today
Biting Flame: look i said it volunatily
Laylee2000: i love you too
Biting Flame: you cant get on to me now
Biting Flame: :b
Laylee2000: ahahahahah YAY!!!!!!!!
Laylee2000: awwwwwwwwwww :) i wont

Laylee2000: aahahhahaha oaky and then i had on tight dddddark jeans and a black spaghetti strap tank and a bright green bra which was so not in the shirrt! ahah the straps werent anyways....like hahah nevermind and then i had black eyeliner and sparkly purple eyestuff on and and and my hair was all dark and tousled
Laylee2000: i felt very cool
Laylee2000: ahahahah :)
Biting Flame: i'm sure you were lookin very cool
Laylee2000: what


Laylee2000: aw thank you! my mom took pictures....
Biting Flame: AHAAHHAHAAHAHAHA @ your bra thing thahahahgak
Laylee2000: oh hahaha
Biting Flame: :b
Laylee2000: yeah haha but it was before we starting jumping around and wildly waving around and dancing
Laylee2000: when we got all sweaty
Laylee2000: haha it was fuckign burning up i mean we were all like dripping wet when we came out
Laylee2000: seriously. !!!!!!
Biting Flame: yeah
Biting Flame: i'd imagine
Laylee2000: hahah but the pic was before when i wsnt so tousled and rough looking
Laylee2000: it was more.....glam hahaha

my friends........ it has been discovered that laylee safa is OUTRAGEOUSLY KINKY!!!

[Laylee2000: HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Laylee2000: you fuckign BICH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR HILAROIUS COMMENTS!
Laylee2000: and yes, i truly am a hahahhahaahhahahahhahahhahahaaah
Laylee2000: man thats scary shit.
Laylee2000: ahahhahaahaha]

Laylee2000: lana
Laylee2000: what u doin
Laylee2000: 8whatre you doing
Laylee2000: god i soudn weird
Laylee2000: aga
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: WHAT U DOIN
Biting Flame: hgaklahakha
Laylee2000: ahhaah
Laylee2000: HAHAHAH
Laylee2000: ahahhahahahaahahh
Biting Flame: whatchu talkin bout
Laylee2000: AJAHAHAHHAH
Laylee2000: lana please youre killing me
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: sorry
Laylee2000: ahahhaaah this is soooo unlana like
Biting Flame: ghahahahhahaha
Laylee2000: actually i can totaly see you saign that
Biting Flame: oh so i dont kill you often
Biting Flame: gahghaklHAHHHAHAA
Biting Flame: AGAHHAHAHAHAA
Biting Flame: thats horrifying
Laylee2000: with your face all scrunched up
Laylee2000: ahhaahah
Biting Flame: O'
Biting Flame: AGHIA
Biting Flame: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Laylee2000: ahahahah
Biting Flame: youuuuu dirty fiend
Laylee2000: in a sarcastic way
Biting Flame: yeah right
Laylee2000: aahah damn it doesnt mean anythign
Laylee2000: ahah
Laylee2000: meanie i ssssseeeeeeeewar
Laylee2000: ahah
Biting Flame: -_-
Laylee2000: pissed face?! uh oh.... im in troulbe now

someone said blogger is down.. IS THIS TRUE?

Laylee2000: im reading ur majorly depressing blog
Laylee2000: ahha
Laylee2000: u need like a mental hug
Laylee2000: hahaha


Laylee2000: :)
Laylee2000: *****slaps lana with a mental hug...or wiat......hugs ur mental? hahahahaha HUGS UR MIND! AHHHHHH*****
Laylee2000: ahahha
Laylee2000: freaky freaky :)

Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: AGHAHHAHAHAHAH
Laylee2000: im so confused! youre confusing me with ur many faces
Laylee2000: ahhahahah
Laylee2000: dammit expr3ess yourself in a new way haha

well i was feeling really good in between this and the last post... and i feel really really really bad now. like i-should-be-crying-but-cant bad. i feel awful. like big-bitch/terrible-friend awful. and insufficient and cold and mean and evil and wretched and shallow and heartless and meaningless and empty and undeniably conceited and one million and one other things of which i wish i could say i wasn't of which no one would want to feel of which i don't dare write here and i'm longing for somewhere else to write things. or a vent. and i keep blinking and rubbing my eyes like it would make me cry but i think i lost my heart a few years ago so if you've seen it, can you contact me because it would really be appreciated. someone told me that it was good to be self-pitious sometimes so i guess that time is now. i feel like shit. SHIT. DO YOU HEAR ME!? and i think i shouldn't write too much considering some of the people who come to this blog will think a world less of me. like they think much of me anyway. like i even care. i'm just the meanest person ever. and morgan has already brought it to my attention for the 59320238956039420572043rd time that no one loves me and its like, you know, this big slap in the face because i wasn't really expecting that and i told her i didn't want to listen to her and she told me all the reasons for my dislikeability or whatever (the ones she knew of anyway) and i didn't even think that much of it but here i am recollecting myself at the end of the day and realising again that i'm a terrible person who doesn't bring any good to anyone and that i don't even deserve a suicide and its like a just-stop-to-think thing thinking about all the people you've annoyed/angered/pissed off/bothered/attacked/yelled at in the last.... while. so i think i'm gonna go now, take some advil and read some more required stuff. and good luck to anyone who tries to stop me. haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

how am i different?

wow i feel wretched

JC84559: hi
Biting Flame: hey
JC84559: can i be in doy
Biting Flame: WHAT
JC84559: cani
Biting Flame: ........ lemme ask aj
JC84559: ok
Biting Flame:

    Super Saiyan AJ:i dont really want rap all over doy

    Super Saiyan AJ:so...

    Super Saiyan AJ:i hate to say this

    Super Saiyan AJ:cause i like the guy just fine

    Super Saiyan AJ:but....no

JC84559: who says i gonna rap
Biting Flame: adgadgh aj just left to eat dinner
Biting Flame: no one said you were gonna rap
Biting Flame: i guess he assumed it because he knwos thats what you do
JC84559: so thats what i do
JC84559: its not all i do
Biting Flame: yes but i dont think anyone knows that
JC84559: my whole life is not rap goddamn do u think that all day i was rappin
Biting Flame: no
Biting Flame: jesus christ
Biting Flame: no one said that
JC84559: no josh scibran
JC84559: but thas wha your sayin
JC84559: like your not sayin to
JC84559: but ur sayin it
Biting Flame: NO im not!
Biting Flame: youre being a big bastard about it
JC84559: thas what ajs sayin
Biting Flame: NO. ITS NOT.
Biting Flame: god damn
Biting Flame: he thought you wanted to post rap
JC84559: besides i have my own blog to post my raps
Biting Flame: well then
Biting Flame: why dont you have your own blog to post your 'poetry'
JC84559: i duno
Biting Flame: bliss
Biting Flame: what an intelligent answer
Biting Flame: so, why, again do you want to join
JC84559: u like poetry and im friend with all you people
Biting Flame: ...
Biting Flame: thats the crappiest thnig ever
JC84559: fuck it then nevermind
Biting Flame: yeah damn right
JC84559: if your gonna be so bitchy about it then i dont wanna be in it
Biting Flame: well fuck you

Biting Flame: he bothers me. a lot
Super Saiyan AJ: thats cause you want to be bothered by whatever he would say
Biting Flame: thats so not true!!
Super Saiyan AJ: *smiles*
Super Saiyan AJ: you know it is
Biting Flame: ITS NOT
Super Saiyan AJ: hehe
Biting Flame: GOD DAMN
Super Saiyan AJ: well you were certainly quick to judge his
Super Saiyan AJ: wait
Super Saiyan AJ: no
Super Saiyan AJ: i dont wanna fight with you
Super Saiyan AJ: you're my friend
Super Saiyan AJ: *hugs*
Super Saiyan AJ: forget the whole thing
Biting Flame: *scowls*
Biting Flame: i was not quick to juge!! i gave him the chance to convince me
Biting Flame: and he BLEW IT.
Biting Flame: MASSIVELY.
Super Saiyan AJ: shh
Super Saiyan AJ: *hug*
Super Saiyan AJ: *pats your back*
Super Saiyan AJ: there there lana
Super Saiyan AJ: it'll be alright
Super Saiyan AJ: :-D hehehehe
Biting Flame: skadhglasdha;lskdhgpoaiweklsd
Biting Flame: youre making fun of me
Super Saiyan AJ: no i'm not
Super Saiyan AJ: i'm doing like
Super Saiyan AJ: more bad than good
Super Saiyan AJ: this blows
Super Saiyan AJ signed off

brittany:: bly wants you to email her if you do anything with the 'blood sweat and tears' thing tonight but if you dont its ok. and bly is gonna check her email when she gets home at like 3am before she goes to bed. she would like to take something to mr. harrison tomorrow but its ok if you can't do it or don't have time or anything.

a few hours ago, brittany told me to blog about my dream. i don't remember my dream as well as i did then but i can always try!! well uhm me and morgan and rachel and luke were in the golf cart and we were riding around and then we ran into this tree and we looked up and there was a treehouse in it so we climbed up there and then there were like.. three guys in it... uhm i guess about.... 12 or so? maybe a little younger. and one of them looked like a teeny version of the guy from green day O_O and then i stole all their tapes and CDs and they hopped in the golf cart on the back. so we were riding along this dirt road next to a pond and there was a turn coming up and i'm usually the golf cart radio station, so right then i started to sing this song by brassy and the only things i said were 'BREAK BREAK' easily mistaken for 'BRAKE BRAKE' right before luke kareened into the pond. (he was driving) so we all fell in and eventually popped out except luke because he was at the bottom of the pond trying to drive the golf cart out. o.O well uhm i think i woke up after that.

Biting Flame: you seem like youve got multiple personality disorder
Biting Flame: ahahahhah
jezebellekilara: really?
jezebellekilara: how?
Biting Flame:

jezebellekilara: .........

    jezebellekilara: ~_~

    jezebellekilara: ;_;

    jezebellekilara: :P 

Biting Flame: o.O
jezebellekilara: ...........
jezebellekilara: how is that a multiple personality?
Biting Flame: shh
jezebellekilara: .............
Biting Flame: you ask too many questions
jezebellekilara: you dork

wow i sure am hungry

jc wanted me to add him to doy. i told him i'd have to consult with brit and aj. he was like 'but they'll say no'
he asked me again tonight. i told him he'd have to prove himself a poem before i constulted with brit and aj.
and this was his result.
AND he actually ASKED me to post this.
JC84559: post that
JC84559: so i can be on ur blog right?
JC84559: i mean i proved myself

JC84559: ill do a real one
Biting Flame: bliss.
JC84559: ok
Biting Flame: :b
JC84559: ooo this one is god
JC84559: good
Biting Flame: ok
JC84559: like?
Biting Flame: the new york kit
Biting Flame: i love the new york kit
Biting Flame: nice
Biting Flame: theres some nice elements
Biting Flame: could you write a poem without the magnetic poetry
JC84559: yeah
Biting Flame: ok
JC84559: lemme see um
JC84559:
the wind
an invisible grace
that touches but remains to be seen
that you feel but do not kno

JC84559: =)
JC84559: like that?
Biting Flame: its very simplistic
Biting Flame: and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. i refuse for you to change your mind halfway through it
JC84559: so
JC84559: fine um
Biting Flame: 'invisible' does not equal 'remains to be seen'
JC84559: dont be so technical
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: ITS NOT TECHNICAL
Biting Flame: ITS A FACT
Biting Flame: ok for saying taht, you cant join
JC84559: u are
JC84559: and it does equal remains to be seen
JC84559: ok fine fine
JC84559: the wind
an invisible grace
that touches but remains to be UNseen
that you feel but do not kno
JC84559: sigh...i cant win with you can i
Biting Flame: poetry is not winning
Biting Flame: why do you want to join anyway
JC84559: because its kool and im like friends with all you people and shit
JC84559: u kno what im sayin
Biting Flame: ....... that was not the right answer
JC84559: that...
JC84559: and i like this poetry stuff
Biting Flame: -_-
Biting Flame: i'm sure
JC84559: if i didnt like it why would i even do that magnetic poetry stuff
JC84559: why would i even read the doy archives if i didnt
Biting Flame: like you read the archives!
JC84559: i do
Biting Flame: -_-
JC84559: the taste of week old chicken between the teeth
as your tounge moves around while your asleep
finally you get out that piece of brocili
now you can get some shut eye
Biting Flame: you wouldnt know poetry if it bit you in the ass
JC84559: yes i would
Biting Flame: i'm sure
JC84559: i would
Biting Flame: -_-
JC84559: im going to bed
JC84559: later

Biting Flame: AHGHAHGLAKHA
Atea Diosa: O_O
Biting Flame: HGAHAHHGHHHAHHAGLKDSHAHGKAHKAHH
Atea Diosa: HAHAH
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHHA
Atea Diosa: AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: AHAHAH
Biting Flame: LMFAHAHHAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: ahhaahahahaa
Biting Flame: AHAHGLKAHLAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: ahahhhh
Super Saiyan AJ: hahaha
Biting Flame: wow that was hella funny

i convinced my daddy to buy me my starbucks drink. ^^ i love him. well actually he just went to get it and i had to pay for it so. -_- and i had to spend my new york money. BUT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!! i wrote a poem while i drank it so you can check that out here if you want to read some shit.

i'm eating a roll and its hurting my mouth
oh my god i'm going to starve

The1JC696969: hi
The1JC696969: hey that funny guy is on
Biting Flame: what funny guy
The1JC696969: not really an sn
Biting Flame: a;lskdghla;skdghpaiehklsgd
The1JC696969: wgat
Biting Flame: dont kill him

JC84559: lemme see
JC84559: guess what i got 2 books for my bday
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: wow
Biting Flame: what were they
JC84559: ummm
JC84559: eminem the life story and the best american sports writing
JC84559: i dont read that fiction crap u kno like the imagination crap thats just stupid
JC84559: ??
Biting Flame: ...
Biting Flame: right
JC84559: lol
JC84559: is fiction the real stuff or the fake stuff
Biting Flame: -_-.........
Biting Flame: oh good lord
Biting Flame: nonfiction is fact

Renay Bly: GAY ASSED MOTHER FUCKER FROM DAMNED HELL!!!!!!!!
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHAH I KNOW IT
Renay Bly: man... he's just pissed cuz he can't read words that are bigger than 5 letters
Biting Flame: i think we should kill him
Biting Flame: well maybe not literally
Biting Flame: even though i doubt he'd have the sense to die

ahh i am soooo tired i just woke up.. but its ok. see? OK! OK! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BRITTANY'S NEW BLOG LAYOUT AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE NEW DOY LAYOUT. BRITTANY IS A GENIUS LOVE LOVE LOVE EVERYONE GO CHECK IT OUT. NOW. my mouth hurts.

ok lets see... dude i cant even REMEMBER what happened yesterday. i just know that.... we uhm... well we convinced dad to rent movies. and we watched "picture perfect" with the texas song and some really ancient home movies and then "dude wheres my car" which was freaking hilarious because i think we were drunk or something. it would have been even better if laylee were there though. :( but we discussed it with her later. and she is so cool. then i dont even know. lets see. ohhh we got online and talked to laylee a little but then everyone was suddenly gone and we tried to make a music video and it got deleted and everything was made a mess of everything. but it was really really really really good before it went away. it was to "both hands" by ani difranco and it was me and morgan and brittany sitting there in front of the computer hanging out. well sort of. well yeah. laughing and singing and shit. and morgan played with her little shoes and things. and everything was like jumpy and the camera quality made it look old and it was really funny. and the beginning of the second verse showed two of morgan's fingers in these little shoes walking along the computer desk and then brittany swooshing the camera up and down our little wrist pad thingie that says things like 'hickey' and 'eat leaky cheese' and 'dude where's my video?!?' and randomly i would shove pieces of paper in front of the cam that said like a lyric of the song like 'graffitti' or 'curtains' or 'swansong' or 'we tried' and then the chorus, you know, as the title of the song says 'both hands' and so we filmed brittany writing both hands upiside down and then turning it around and things it was really nice. and we were so fed up with it and morgan went to bed and brittany was on like her 18th dr. pepper of which she does not like and we were being attacked by cracker and he was pissing the hell out of me and so we 'went to bed' but we really had some hot lesbian action first. and i burned my vanilla candle which is sooooooo good and then we talked for a while, as usual, and.... uhm then there was more hot lesbian action and the bed went reereeree and uhm then we went to sleep.
so i had to wake up friggin early for an orthodontist appointment, which is at this very moment, murdering the right side of my mouth. so mom woke me up an hour before we had to be there, which was far far too early and it was incredibly crappy but we drove there and they messed with my mouth and the ortho cut my gum because he was TALKING and ATTEMPTING to work on it at the same time and he wasnt even LOOKING...... so he cut my gum and it was painful and then he put the evil tight band around my tooth and it was uncool. and i wouldve kicked him but he wasnt in the right direction. and there was light blinding me as well so i couldnt see right. and uhm anyway then mom tried to drive to garden ridge, so that we could buy magnets to make magnetic poetry and the exit was blocked off!! and suddenly we were behind the slowest out-of-towner granny EVER..... she had blue hair too, just to top it off. and then we turned round eventually and we went down the other exit which was PRACTICALLY blocked off anyway. and uhm then.... i dont remember. oh yeah. so we went in and it took FOREVER but we bought out the supply of magnets, sort of, and then we had to wait in line forever behind this woman buying $75 of beanbags for a daycare with the government's money and mom bitched at me about how money is being spent badly and things. and then we went to hollywood pet star and got cat food and then we went home and i stuck my head in my room and brit was still asleep but she looked up and said 'have you left yet?' and i laughed and left. the room.
and i then proceeded to make the best eggs ever. scrambled of course because i dont make other kinds. and uhm i ate them and aj told me that he didnt like scrambled eggs but mine were so very beautiful. so then i watched some more home movies, like the one of the christmas pageant at church and brittany at the very end stands up and theres this teeny little spotlight on her and shes wearing a big yellow star on her head and like a yellow... i dont know. sheet? thingie? and then she goes "HEY! UNTO YALL A CHILD IS BORN" with her cuteass little voice self. aww it was adorable. and then i watched morgan's birthday from forever ago with morgan and me and my parents and brittany and elisabeth and we were all so adorable until i had a coniption. then brittany took a shower while i washed her dirty dishes which were encrusted with dry mashed potatoes from the night before. and the spaghetti bowls as well. so anyway. uhh.. then i put on music really really loud and mom (she didn't have work that day) didnt even complain! she just asked me to shut the door and that was fine. so i danced around and washed the dishes and brittany talked on the computer. after i finished, we decided to make magnetic poetry and that took a really really long time and our selection of words is actually pretty good. we're missing a few things which i intend to find. like 'give' and 'like' and 'flow' and 'initial'. but we have some pretty freaking weird words such as 'gasoline' and 'x-files' and 'brittany' and 'guts' so yeah. and we watched half of 1776 and then pizza came and brittany kept calling her family because she couldnt get in touch with them but she finally did and her mom said she'd come as soon as doc rob came back from the grocery. so we watched the whole unbreakable movie and got online for a little before brittany's mom actually came. it was a good day. brittany went home and i talked to her online. ahha.

so brittany is here. so she was really freaking hungry. so we went to get provisions. we went with $20. we jiggled across the street, after i nearly fell in and got smushed. so we got there. BRITTANY IS EATING HOT FRIES IN MY EAR. LOUDLY. soooo.... we were in the store and we went down an isle. because we wanted to buy something. and t he catroaches followed me? and i said 'lets get angel food cake. and pecan twirls' and brittany gave me this look and she kept walking. and then we went down this other isle and there were foods on it and shelves and brittany said 'lets get some potatoes' so she did. and i said 'lets get so macoroni' so she didnt. but i convinced her after a while. and then we went around and we had some other food of which i cant remember what it was. i tried to buy a bottle of coke. you know, those glass ones? but brittany said no. and then i tried to buy dr. pepper in a case thingie but it was TOO HUGE so i gave it all to brittany (the pecan twirls and the dr. pepper) and i went to get a cart. that was really hard. but i got it eventually. and it turned out to be my FAVORITE Kind of grocery cart. the kind with the huge bottom. and i said BRITTANY... WILL YOU RIDE ME AROUND? and she said no. and i kept asking her and finallyl she said yes and she rode me down the frozen foods. and i grabbed lots of things because i am very helpful and i put them in the cart while we passed but brittany took them all out. and she said that we already had too many chips and that she didnt like milk and that corn starch was not needed in the situation. it was a sad sad day. except brittany says it wasnt. and that i sound like her sister when i tell a story. try to. something. right so i dont remember where we are anymore. so... gads i dont remember anything else. except that i asked brittany for all my favorite food and she said no every time. and then i think i drove her sort of crazy because i was so helpful!! and we got in line and i asked for donuts and she said that when we live in an apartment, she's gonna buy out the whole supply of macaroni from the store and put it all in our cabinets and i'd be able to make it every day. and then i said i like hot dogs. and she said she didn't care and that i'd get cancer. and i told her she was crazy and i asked for donuts again. my sister is watching porn. hentai kingdom. brittany lives there. ok and uhm so we paid for our stuff and it somehow took forever and then there was enough change for me to buy donuts. so i did. and then there were a few coins left. morgan is still watching porn. she is a pr0n maker. brittany just asked her if i fantasize about hot dogs and morgan said no but she used to make me be the guy and i swear i have no idea what she is talking about. i love the strings in this song. so we took the bags and brit had the big one with the dr. pepper and the chips and i had a big one with who knows what brittany bought in it ("your apple juice"accused brittany.
"i forgot i'd bought apple juice"remarked alanna thoguhtfully) morgan's being raped from the other room because of the porn. hey arnold is a pr0n maker. ANYWAY... so we jiggled across the street and i nearly got hit by a car. because i was slow and weighted down with the massive bags and then i nearly spilled them all over the road and brittany laughed at me. so we ran back and then morgan accused me of carrying only one bag and then that i bought soggy pecan twirls. :( it was a sad sad day. so i'm gonna tell you what w e bought now. i hope its good.
2 bags lays potato chips (original, ranch shit) the ranch was brittany's dumbass idea
1 bottle of the cheapest apple juice
1 12pack dr. pepper
pecan twirls!!
a box of donuts
spaghetti noodles
spaghetti sauce. brittany said it was all natural vegetables.
macaroni!!!!!!
i think that's all.
brittany calls this masterpiece "recipe for a crappy day"
oh and i forgot to say earlier, but in the line this song came on.. damn what's it called? 'now its time to say goodnight good night sleep tight' i love that song to death and this was like instrumental strings.... *sigh* it was really good.

you dont have to think as much with magnetic poetry though... well.. its weird. but whatever. sometimes a lot of thinking doesnt go into writing and its sort of just there and then you adjust but.... ehh its just weird.

i really want the magnetic poetry thing now, brit. that should help, i think.

ooooooh damn. its that time again. when i really want to write something and i can't find the words. or i have no ideas.

well today we had some huge computer trouble, the damn thing wouldnt even start up. gahh.... i worked on it all day, until dad came home from work. then he worked on it for four hours and got it to work. then he worked on it a while more to make it connect to the internet, among other things. but we had to like kill things, i don't exactly understand it... the point is, i'm mourning the utter lack of fonts. and all the preferences have been set back to default and everything looks funny and acts funny. its a sad sad day. tomorrow will be better. brittany is coming over. unless she oversleeps. god help us.

WELL I JUST TOOK THE FUCKING MARRIAGE QUIZ FOR LAUGHS BECAUSE I DONT INTEND TO GET MARRIED. AND IT TOLD ME I WANT A POWERFUL HUSBAND WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. AND I WILL DATE HIM FOR 5.5 YEARS BEFORE MARRYING HIM AND LOVING HIM 'TILL DEATH DO US PART' WHICH IS LIKE THE CRAPPIEST SAYING EVER, ANYWAY. AND IT SAYS IF HE DID SOMETHING WRONG I WOULD HATE HIM THE REST OF MY LIFE. AND IT SAID I WOULD HAVE FEMALE CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE....
well the last part about the kids was the best, i guess. because it doesnt really mean anything.

laylee and i are taking 'the ice cream cone test'::::
"How do you like to eat ice cream cones?
Bite
Nibble
Mostly lick
From the bottom of cone to the top"
((Laylee2000: SUCH DIRTY QUESTIONT))

laylee, who is a licker,
((Laylee2000: LICK.... i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to ur toes))
is "a socialite." she goes out to party frequently and hang around with lots of people. she is (apparently) very enthusiastic, ambitious and love challenges.
i, on the other hand, am one who nibbles. "You're very careful and circumspect in all matters but you won't face any problems until they actually happen. Also you're a kind and sensitive person. "


wow i sure do hate these quizzes.

Biting Flame: i had a funkyass sex dream last night
Biting Flame: o.O and i think i was a man
Biting Flame: and then a lot of people were robots...... i think?
Biting Flame: i dont remember
Biting Flame: it was like a goddamn nightmare though
Biting Flame: i never have real dreams
Atea Diosa: no more
Atea Diosa: HHAHAHAHAH
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHA
Atea Diosa: AHAHAAHHA
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHA
Atea Diosa: god alanna
Atea Diosa: you've been lying to me all this time
Atea Diosa: AND I THOUGHT I COULD SLEEP IN THE SAME BED WITH YOU
Atea Diosa: *Cries*
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



[Laylee2000: sounds like a fuckin orgy man
Laylee2000: hahahahhaahahhahaha
Laylee2000: :D
Laylee2000: MUAHAHAHAH FEEL THE WRATH OF LAYLEEEEEEEEEEEE
Laylee2000: :) lana has robot orgies in her dreeeeeams when shes a maaaaan
Laylee2000: ahahahahah whoa thats sum messed up shit....
Laylee2000: :P]

Laylee2000: you kwno what brittnay said to me
Laylee2000: VOLUNTERILY
Laylee2000: ?!?!??!


Biting Flame: what
Laylee2000: I LOVE YOU
Biting Flame: omg lmfao
Biting Flame: laylee youre the best thing since sliced bread
Laylee2000: AHHAH AHHAHAHAHH
Laylee2000: AHHAh
Laylee2000: i lvoe ya
Laylee2000: ahahhahahaha
Biting Flame: s;lksgpssjhsl;

The1JC696969: you just love taking the shit i say and using it against me dont you
The1JC696969: ur mean

"What kind of person are you?
Lovable type
You are a typical little sister/brother in the eyes of the opposite sex. You are dependent and have few of your own opinions. Among all types, you are the type that favors marriage most. You can take every opportunity to attract people's attention as well.

The first impression you give to the opposite sex is that of vulnerability. This may account for the reason why others are eager to offer you protection and security. It is suggested that you wear clean and tidy clothes to get more popular. "

Biting Flame: AHAHAHH OMG THIS IS SO NOT ME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
Biting Flame: *dying of laughter*
Biting Flame: READ THIS SHIT AHAHAHAH
AteaDiosa: O_O OMG THIS IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YOU
Biting Flame: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Biting Flame: ISNT THAT HORRIFYING
AteaDiosa: YES
Biting Flame: AHAHAH HOW THE HELL DID I MANAGE THAT?!?!
Atea Diosa: IT SOUNDS LIKE..... TWEETY

i just took this funkyass metaphorical love test. in the end, it told me that:::
1. i take my time and do not fall in love easily.
2. i GIVE 70% to my relationship and expect to RECEIVE 30% back.
3. i am direct. if there is a problem, i confront it and deal with it. i want to work it out right away.
4. i don't expect or need to see my loved one that often, seeing them just once in a while is OK.
5. i accept my loved one the way they are.
6. i tend to stay IN love for a long time.

what a load of bull

JC84559: hi
Renay Bly: hahahahaha
JC84559: hm?
Renay Bly: Lana and I were busting some phatty rhymes last night
Renay Bly: hahahaha
JC84559: you wish you had skills as ill as mine
Renay Bly: no... we were making fun of you, idiot
JC84559: yea but you still dont have have the skill is me, and the reason ur dissin me is cuz you aint feeling me
Renay Bly: and your skills aren't "ill".... "ill" is what your so-called "skills" make me
JC84559: lol
Renay Bly: yea... I don't wanna feel you
Renay Bly: that's gross
Renay Bly: how old are you anyway?
JC84559: brb
Renay Bly: way to change the subject
JC84559: hold on eminem is on mtv
Renay Bly: ::gag gag gag gag::
Renay Bly: ::busts a fuckin cap in Eminem's ass::
Renay Bly: ::gag gag gag::
Renay Bly: FREEEEEAAAAAK
JC84559: alright
JC84559: whatever eminem fucking roolz without him all that would be around is pop shit
Renay Bly: pop "shit" is hell of a lot better than "rap" shit
JC84559: whatever
Renay Bly: and uh... where would Em be without Dre?
JC84559: i just wanna see britney spears and nsync every 33.3 seconds
Renay Bly: pshhhhh
Renay Bly: that's what I thought
Renay Bly: you're a teeny bopper deep down aren't you?
JC84559: right...
Renay Bly: this is your rough exterior that you show to the whole world. You're just a sucker for those N*Syncer's aren't ya?
Renay Bly: you just won't admit it
Renay Bly: I'm onto you, buddy
JC84559: ill admit this
JC84559: britney spears is hot
JC84559: but her music sucks
Renay Bly: they call you JC, cuz you wanna be just like JC from N*Sync... awww... that is PRECIOUS
JC84559: no they call me jc cuz its like my initnals
Renay Bly: riiiiiiiight
Renay Bly: he's your hero isn't he?
Renay Bly: that is just too damn cute
JC84559: lol
Renay Bly: you dress up like him in your room don't you?
Renay Bly: and sing their songs
JC84559: yeah
Renay Bly: in the mirror
JC84559: every 3 months i shave my hair
Renay Bly: and try to copy his fly moves
JC84559: put on my nsync cds
JC84559: and get down
JC84559: ive seen that pop video or whatever there jus tryin to rap
Renay Bly: I wouldn't know
Renay Bly: and I don't care either
Renay Bly: but I think you'll like my profile... read it
JC84559 signed off at 10:30:40 PM.
JC84559 signed on at 10:33:11 PM.
JC84559: damn computer
Renay Bly: :-D

god damn. i'm going to bed.

i dont even remember what i had to say.

god damn i started a real entry several hours ago but it kind of died.

RenayBly: you're little JC friend is annoyingly gross
RenayBly: >.<
RenayBly: thats sick
Biting Flame: asldgkhasalkds omg what did he do
Biting Flame: we really should keep him in a cage

The1JC696969: so...
The1JC696969: i got the spider
Renay Bly: bahahaha
Renay Bly: are you sure?
The1JC696969: yeah
The1JC696969: he was in my shower
The1JC696969: so i got some toliet paper and killed him
Renay Bly: it'll probably crawl under the covers and bite you tonight
The1JC696969: and then pissed on the toliet paper
The1JC696969: then flushed it
Renay Bly: that is FAR more than I need to know, thanks
The1JC696969: lol
The1JC696969: as i was pissing i was cursing at the spider
The1JC696969: lol
Renay Bly: shut the hell up
Renay Bly: that's disguisting
The1JC696969: what is
Renay Bly: I don't want to hear about what you piss on!
The1JC696969: o ok
Renay Bly: or what you SAY while doing it!
The1JC696969: lol

Biting Flame: GAHH eww
RenayBly: I knooooooow
Biting Flame: thats disgusting


The1JC696969: whats up
The1JC696969: yo
Biting Flame: what the hell did you do to bly
The1JC696969: nothing
Biting Flame: well you probably shouldnt speak to her again
The1JC696969: why
Biting Flame: ..... dont worry about it

Biting Flame: *attacks the blog with bits of laylee*
Laylee2000: hahahahaha
Laylee2000: oh no
Laylee2000: HAHHAHAH
Laylee2000: no i love that :)
Laylee2000: ehehehhe

Laylee2000: did you knwo it costs around 30 bucks for condoms? i never woulda imagined theyd be so EXPENSIVE!!!!
Laylee2000: ....i was checking out the uh pads and tampon isle and they had a display, dont get me wrong!!
Laylee2000: like some were about 26.99 and like with tax ya know
Laylee2000: ahgha
Laylee2000: isnt that CRAZY?
Laylee2000: ahah

PETE YORN AND OURS ARE COMING TO MEMPHIS!!!!!! I FOUND OUT LIKE 1.5 MONTHS AGO AND I ONLY REMEMBER WHEN I SEE IT ON TV AND THEN I GET REALLY EXCITED BUT LAYLEE JUST REMINDED ME IN A REALLY WEIRD WAY AND I RAN OFF AND TOLD BRITTANY!!!!!!!
PETE YORN AND OURS ARE COMING TO MEMPHIS THIS MONTH!!!!!!!

WOW JC IS A BIG BASTARD AND I AM SO VERY NOT ASHAMED TO SAY IT

Biting Flame: *ceases singing*
Biting Flame: :D
Renay Bly: ::giggles::
Renay Bly: you're funny
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: what!?!?
Renay Bly: oiah... I don't know!
Biting Flame: crazy bitch

GREAT NEWS EVERYONE.
I CAN NOW PIRATE SOME MORE MP3S FOR YOU!!!!
^^ check it out

Biting Flame: help help help
Biting Flame: *dies*
Atea Diosa: just say because
Atea Diosa: no don't
Atea Diosa: just say
Atea Diosa: because i am kind and brit is not
Biting Flame: HAHAHAH
Atea Diosa: that'll fix stuff
Biting Flame: im not kind god dammit
Biting Flame: ahahahaha
Atea Diosa: i know
Atea Diosa: thats the point
Biting Flame: well i mean youre kind as well
Biting Flame: AHHAHAHAA
Biting Flame: AHAAAHHAHAHAAHHAA
Biting Flame: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Atea Diosa: lololol
Atea Diosa: sorry
Biting Flame: ok well
Atea Diosa: i have to restart though
Biting Flame: i'll leave him sitting there for another few minutes
Atea Diosa: okay HAHAHA

JC84559: i like banana pudding
Renay Bly: well I don't
Renay Bly: and lana is weird
Renay Bly: :-P
JC84559: lana r00lz j00
Renay Bly: .....
Biting Flame: o_x
JC84559: how u kno lana?
Renay Bly: uhm... I don't know... I just do
JC84559: lol
Renay Bly: I think we're twins... seperated at birth
Renay Bly: but yea... I have this theory... that her dad got my mom pregnant. And then they each took one kid, cuz she had twins
Renay Bly: my mom took me
Renay Bly: and lana's dad took her
JC84559: ok...
Renay Bly: no, I'm serious
Renay Bly: cuz I don't know my dad
JC84559: thats a good theory...
Renay Bly: and then her dad got married to her step mom
Renay Bly: we can't get them to admit it... but they haven't denied it either
Renay Bly: it's weird
Renay Bly: cuz whenever lana gets in trouble... like hurt or something. I can feel it
Renay Bly: and the same goes for her
JC84559: o.0
Renay Bly: and we're like a bajillion miles away from each other. So it's really cool
JC84559: thats just...the greatest thing ive heard all day


JC84559: Renay Bly
JC84559: ur twin?
Biting Flame: hell yeah
JC84559: so that means morgans not ur sister
Biting Flame: no, she's my sister
Biting Flame: she's my dad's daughter
JC84559: half sister
Biting Flame: same thing

i just got told that i was "one in an extremly high number"
...
misspelled and everything.

today mom said that if i read mighty crispy for an hour, she'd take me to moondance where there are many kickass things. but she DIDNT take me even though i read MORE than an hour, whilst listening to juliana hatfield. haha. it didn't really fit, except the french song.

wahh i'm so mad at blogger.
and i'm really mad at tripod too. for deleting another one of my accounts.
does anyone know someplace i can host a site and like attack it with mp3s...?
things are crappy.
where is everyone?

oh yeah, and morgan's back. i de-traded her.

hey i was reading the page and i realized i never said we're definitely NOT going to new york. obviously. we wouldve couldve shouldve left yesterday. so i'm maybe going to go stay with phyllis in the big city over thanksgiving break though. that would be lovely as long as she doesnt drag me to the fucking parade. i doubt she would considering she's never been. ahh i love phyllis so much!!! she's the coolest thing ever and i havent seen her in like a year.

i'm back!!!

I'M IN GEORGIA... EVERYONE GO TO THE TRAVEL BLOG

BlinkChik441: we need to go shoping together
BlinkChik441: just u n me
BlinkChik441: im going to make you try on all sorts of things youd NEVER wear
Not really an SN: laylee: "hey try this tight ass uncomfortable yet fashionable thing on"
Not really an SN: lana: *gone gone*
Not really an SN: or something like that

Atea Diosa: he takes catalog covers for nordstrom o.o
Atea Diosa: and victorias secret aparently
Biting Flame: o_o
Biting Flame: i thought you said
Biting Flame: 'i secretly approve of him'
Atea Diosa:
HAHAGHAHGAHGHAHGHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not really an SN: I'm being bitchted to eat the cat despite the fact that I fed her 20 or 30 min ago
Not really an SN: damnit my mom is forcing me off to go pay a pill

either nick's family is insane or he's having word trouble tonight.

i had a plain bagel for breakfast because we had no cream cheese. and it was really sad. and then... things happened and alinda higgins came by to get the house key and pet all my animals and be here for 15 minutes longer than she had to. so then at around 6:15 mommy and daddy came back home from work and mom kicked me off the computer and we got pizza and i am so full and i hardly ate any of it. i guess i'm not used to having breakfast. and mom and dad are watching some meg ryan/kevin kline movie and i dont think its very good but french keeps blaring from the other room. i'm gonna upload a couple more mp3s so look out. where the fuck is laylee. aj said that brittany's not coming back until tomorrow and that means i'm gonna have to call her before tomorrow because that is when we leave. but i'm hoping aj got it wrong or something.

Biting Flame: weee weee brittany and i fixed my digital camera
Chaodoom: *scandalized gasp*
Biting Flame: and it actually works now
Chaodoom: oooo
Chaodoom: uh oh
Chaodoom: *is scared at the prospect of a working camera in lana's hands*
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHAHAHHH i'm highly offended!

morgan.
amelia said she looked like a piggie.

ohhh its so late. or early. goddammit i'm not tired and i have nothing to say that I REALLY HAVE TO PEE...
i'm listening to the lovely song 'get up' again because the garrison starr cd ended *thank you brittany* and i'm now just gonna listen to the mp3s from here, of all places, and make sure they work. hahaha. so brittany burned like five cds for me. i listened to aimee mann and i really liked it and i loved garrison starr and i listened to dishwalla and it didnt grab me the same way. what did i tell you. i dont do so well with guys, even in music. wahahah. so we're leaving for georiga tomorrow, i think. don't anyone actually hold me to this. you know, maybe i won't go to sleep today either. i can read some monkey crispo and by that of course i mean the count of monte cristo. god dammit. i've still only read 26 and a half pages. HA I'M STILL AHEAD OF YOU BRIT MWAHAHAHAH TAKE THAT! AND THAT! AND HAVE SOME OF THIS TOO!!! so i've run out of coke which is pretty good because i still really have to pee and i'm so fucking lazy. gahh... in a little, i'm gonna retreat to my room to either 1) sleep 2) read monte cristo or 3) read and THEN sleep. i did actually fall asleep for about an hour and a half, i guess it was? at like 9:30 last night. so there's another reason for me to stay up all day. HAHAH. 'yes i went to sleep.'

current music: "i know" by trespassers william *ohhh my god this is the most beautiful song ever.*
current lyrics: i know i'll never see you. i know i'll never run into your body walking through the crooked streets. i know i'll never hear you. i know i'll never hear you like a sound that wafts inside from outside there. i know that if i waited, i know that if i wait, a thousand days will lay wasted with thoughts of you. my love, i've pictured this: your violet eyelids opened to say "here's where you've been," your lips open to say "my darling, it's been so very long and i'm in pain." i know i'll never feel you. i know i'll never get so close to you that i can't smell anything else. i know that it is raining and i know that the rain will soak you through and leave you like the tattered sky. i know i go in circles. i know the windowpanes bring only rain and not your face. sometimes i picture all your fingers. sometimes they're crawling down my spine. sometimes they're buttoning your jacket. sometimes you're far but you're still mine. i know i go in circles. i know that windowpanes bring only rain and not your face.

YAY YAY I MADE A PICTURES PAGE THINGIE....... GO TO IT EVERYONE! you can also get there from the link over there under my Current stuff thingies.