ok lets see... dude i cant even REMEMBER what happened yesterday. i just know that.... we uhm... well we convinced dad to rent movies. and we watched "picture perfect" with the texas song and some really ancient home movies and then "dude wheres my car" which was freaking hilarious because i think we were drunk or something. it would have been even better if laylee were there though. :( but we discussed it with her later. and she is so cool. then i dont even know. lets see. ohhh we got online and talked to laylee a little but then everyone was suddenly gone and we tried to make a music video and it got deleted and everything was made a mess of everything. but it was really really really really good before it went away. it was to "both hands" by ani difranco and it was me and morgan and brittany sitting there in front of the computer hanging out. well sort of. well yeah. laughing and singing and shit. and morgan played with her little shoes and things. and everything was like jumpy and the camera quality made it look old and it was really funny. and the beginning of the second verse showed two of morgan's fingers in these little shoes walking along the computer desk and then brittany swooshing the camera up and down our little wrist pad thingie that says things like 'hickey' and 'eat leaky cheese' and 'dude where's my video?!?' and randomly i would shove pieces of paper in front of the cam that said like a lyric of the song like 'graffitti' or 'curtains' or 'swansong' or 'we tried' and then the chorus, you know, as the title of the song says 'both hands' and so we filmed brittany writing both hands upiside down and then turning it around and things it was really nice. and we were so fed up with it and morgan went to bed and brittany was on like her 18th dr. pepper of which she does not like and we were being attacked by cracker and he was pissing the hell out of me and so we 'went to bed' but we really had some hot lesbian action first. and i burned my vanilla candle which is sooooooo good and then we talked for a while, as usual, and.... uhm then there was more hot lesbian action and the bed went reereeree and uhm then we went to sleep.
so i had to wake up friggin early for an orthodontist appointment, which is at this very moment, murdering the right side of my mouth. so mom woke me up an hour before we had to be there, which was far far too early and it was incredibly crappy but we drove there and they messed with my mouth and the ortho cut my gum because he was TALKING and ATTEMPTING to work on it at the same time and he wasnt even LOOKING...... so he cut my gum and it was painful and then he put the evil tight band around my tooth and it was uncool. and i wouldve kicked him but he wasnt in the right direction. and there was light blinding me as well so i couldnt see right. and uhm anyway then mom tried to drive to garden ridge, so that we could buy magnets to make magnetic poetry and the exit was blocked off!! and suddenly we were behind the slowest out-of-towner granny EVER..... she had blue hair too, just to top it off. and then we turned round eventually and we went down the other exit which was PRACTICALLY blocked off anyway. and uhm then.... i dont remember. oh yeah. so we went in and it took FOREVER but we bought out the supply of magnets, sort of, and then we had to wait in line forever behind this woman buying $75 of beanbags for a daycare with the government's money and mom bitched at me about how money is being spent badly and things. and then we went to hollywood pet star and got cat food and then we went home and i stuck my head in my room and brit was still asleep but she looked up and said 'have you left yet?' and i laughed and left. the room.
and i then proceeded to make the best eggs ever. scrambled of course because i dont make other kinds. and uhm i ate them and aj told me that he didnt like scrambled eggs but mine were so very beautiful. so then i watched some more home movies, like the one of the christmas pageant at church and brittany at the very end stands up and theres this teeny little spotlight on her and shes wearing a big yellow star on her head and like a yellow... i dont know. sheet? thingie? and then she goes "HEY! UNTO YALL A CHILD IS BORN" with her cuteass little voice self. aww it was adorable. and then i watched morgan's birthday from forever ago with morgan and me and my parents and brittany and elisabeth and we were all so adorable until i had a coniption. then brittany took a shower while i washed her dirty dishes which were encrusted with dry mashed potatoes from the night before. and the spaghetti bowls as well. so anyway. uhh.. then i put on music really really loud and mom (she didn't have work that day) didnt even complain! she just asked me to shut the door and that was fine. so i danced around and washed the dishes and brittany talked on the computer. after i finished, we decided to make magnetic poetry and that took a really really long time and our selection of words is actually pretty good. we're missing a few things which i intend to find. like 'give' and 'like' and 'flow' and 'initial'. but we have some pretty freaking weird words such as 'gasoline' and 'x-files' and 'brittany' and 'guts' so yeah. and we watched half of 1776 and then pizza came and brittany kept calling her family because she couldnt get in touch with them but she finally did and her mom said she'd come as soon as doc rob came back from the grocery. so we watched the whole unbreakable movie and got online for a little before brittany's mom actually came. it was a good day. brittany went home and i talked to her online. ahha.