Tuesday, August 07, 2001

*while watching judging amy*
morgan: its a good thing they didnt take me away from you and dad while i was a baby
mom: why
morgan: because dad would be watching sports constantly and you would be online constantly
mom: yeah, that's true. only dad wouldn't be watching sports.
morgan: fine. sitcoms and soap operas and golf.
mom: more like monty python.
morgan: and you'd fall in love with someone you met in a greif chatroom.
mom: and he'd end up being an ax murderer.
morgan: or a jiggalo.
mom: or a jiggalo.
morgan: or an ax murderer jiggalo.
mom: and he'd take all my money
morgan: and then you'd fall into a pit of despair and that you're not in one right now, is all because of me. or because the lawyers didn't take me away because we had some sort of legal problem. but we don't and that's ok.
mom: now its time for us to watch dave
alanna: *in the other room* JON!
mom: *turns on the daily show*

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