JC84559: lemme see
JC84559: guess what i got 2 books for my bday
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: wow
Biting Flame: what were they
JC84559: ummm
JC84559: eminem the life story and the best american sports writing
JC84559: i dont read that fiction crap u kno like the imagination crap thats just stupid
JC84559: ??
Biting Flame: ...
Biting Flame: right
JC84559: lol
JC84559: is fiction the real stuff or the fake stuff
Biting Flame: -_-.........
Biting Flame: oh good lord
Biting Flame: nonfiction is fact

Renay Bly: GAY ASSED MOTHER FUCKER FROM DAMNED HELL!!!!!!!!
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHAH I KNOW IT
Renay Bly: man... he's just pissed cuz he can't read words that are bigger than 5 letters
Biting Flame: i think we should kill him
Biting Flame: well maybe not literally
Biting Flame: even though i doubt he'd have the sense to die

ahh i am soooo tired i just woke up.. but its ok. see? OK! OK! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BRITTANY'S NEW BLOG LAYOUT AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE NEW DOY LAYOUT. BRITTANY IS A GENIUS LOVE LOVE LOVE EVERYONE GO CHECK IT OUT. NOW. my mouth hurts.

ok lets see... dude i cant even REMEMBER what happened yesterday. i just know that.... we uhm... well we convinced dad to rent movies. and we watched "picture perfect" with the texas song and some really ancient home movies and then "dude wheres my car" which was freaking hilarious because i think we were drunk or something. it would have been even better if laylee were there though. :( but we discussed it with her later. and she is so cool. then i dont even know. lets see. ohhh we got online and talked to laylee a little but then everyone was suddenly gone and we tried to make a music video and it got deleted and everything was made a mess of everything. but it was really really really really good before it went away. it was to "both hands" by ani difranco and it was me and morgan and brittany sitting there in front of the computer hanging out. well sort of. well yeah. laughing and singing and shit. and morgan played with her little shoes and things. and everything was like jumpy and the camera quality made it look old and it was really funny. and the beginning of the second verse showed two of morgan's fingers in these little shoes walking along the computer desk and then brittany swooshing the camera up and down our little wrist pad thingie that says things like 'hickey' and 'eat leaky cheese' and 'dude where's my video?!?' and randomly i would shove pieces of paper in front of the cam that said like a lyric of the song like 'graffitti' or 'curtains' or 'swansong' or 'we tried' and then the chorus, you know, as the title of the song says 'both hands' and so we filmed brittany writing both hands upiside down and then turning it around and things it was really nice. and we were so fed up with it and morgan went to bed and brittany was on like her 18th dr. pepper of which she does not like and we were being attacked by cracker and he was pissing the hell out of me and so we 'went to bed' but we really had some hot lesbian action first. and i burned my vanilla candle which is sooooooo good and then we talked for a while, as usual, and.... uhm then there was more hot lesbian action and the bed went reereeree and uhm then we went to sleep.
so i had to wake up friggin early for an orthodontist appointment, which is at this very moment, murdering the right side of my mouth. so mom woke me up an hour before we had to be there, which was far far too early and it was incredibly crappy but we drove there and they messed with my mouth and the ortho cut my gum because he was TALKING and ATTEMPTING to work on it at the same time and he wasnt even LOOKING...... so he cut my gum and it was painful and then he put the evil tight band around my tooth and it was uncool. and i wouldve kicked him but he wasnt in the right direction. and there was light blinding me as well so i couldnt see right. and uhm anyway then mom tried to drive to garden ridge, so that we could buy magnets to make magnetic poetry and the exit was blocked off!! and suddenly we were behind the slowest out-of-towner granny EVER..... she had blue hair too, just to top it off. and then we turned round eventually and we went down the other exit which was PRACTICALLY blocked off anyway. and uhm then.... i dont remember. oh yeah. so we went in and it took FOREVER but we bought out the supply of magnets, sort of, and then we had to wait in line forever behind this woman buying $75 of beanbags for a daycare with the government's money and mom bitched at me about how money is being spent badly and things. and then we went to hollywood pet star and got cat food and then we went home and i stuck my head in my room and brit was still asleep but she looked up and said 'have you left yet?' and i laughed and left. the room.
and i then proceeded to make the best eggs ever. scrambled of course because i dont make other kinds. and uhm i ate them and aj told me that he didnt like scrambled eggs but mine were so very beautiful. so then i watched some more home movies, like the one of the christmas pageant at church and brittany at the very end stands up and theres this teeny little spotlight on her and shes wearing a big yellow star on her head and like a yellow... i dont know. sheet? thingie? and then she goes "HEY! UNTO YALL A CHILD IS BORN" with her cuteass little voice self. aww it was adorable. and then i watched morgan's birthday from forever ago with morgan and me and my parents and brittany and elisabeth and we were all so adorable until i had a coniption. then brittany took a shower while i washed her dirty dishes which were encrusted with dry mashed potatoes from the night before. and the spaghetti bowls as well. so anyway. uhh.. then i put on music really really loud and mom (she didn't have work that day) didnt even complain! she just asked me to shut the door and that was fine. so i danced around and washed the dishes and brittany talked on the computer. after i finished, we decided to make magnetic poetry and that took a really really long time and our selection of words is actually pretty good. we're missing a few things which i intend to find. like 'give' and 'like' and 'flow' and 'initial'. but we have some pretty freaking weird words such as 'gasoline' and 'x-files' and 'brittany' and 'guts' so yeah. and we watched half of 1776 and then pizza came and brittany kept calling her family because she couldnt get in touch with them but she finally did and her mom said she'd come as soon as doc rob came back from the grocery. so we watched the whole unbreakable movie and got online for a little before brittany's mom actually came. it was a good day. brittany went home and i talked to her online. ahha.

so brittany is here. so she was really freaking hungry. so we went to get provisions. we went with $20. we jiggled across the street, after i nearly fell in and got smushed. so we got there. BRITTANY IS EATING HOT FRIES IN MY EAR. LOUDLY. soooo.... we were in the store and we went down an isle. because we wanted to buy something. and t he catroaches followed me? and i said 'lets get angel food cake. and pecan twirls' and brittany gave me this look and she kept walking. and then we went down this other isle and there were foods on it and shelves and brittany said 'lets get some potatoes' so she did. and i said 'lets get so macoroni' so she didnt. but i convinced her after a while. and then we went around and we had some other food of which i cant remember what it was. i tried to buy a bottle of coke. you know, those glass ones? but brittany said no. and then i tried to buy dr. pepper in a case thingie but it was TOO HUGE so i gave it all to brittany (the pecan twirls and the dr. pepper) and i went to get a cart. that was really hard. but i got it eventually. and it turned out to be my FAVORITE Kind of grocery cart. the kind with the huge bottom. and i said BRITTANY... WILL YOU RIDE ME AROUND? and she said no. and i kept asking her and finallyl she said yes and she rode me down the frozen foods. and i grabbed lots of things because i am very helpful and i put them in the cart while we passed but brittany took them all out. and she said that we already had too many chips and that she didnt like milk and that corn starch was not needed in the situation. it was a sad sad day. except brittany says it wasnt. and that i sound like her sister when i tell a story. try to. something. right so i dont remember where we are anymore. so... gads i dont remember anything else. except that i asked brittany for all my favorite food and she said no every time. and then i think i drove her sort of crazy because i was so helpful!! and we got in line and i asked for donuts and she said that when we live in an apartment, she's gonna buy out the whole supply of macaroni from the store and put it all in our cabinets and i'd be able to make it every day. and then i said i like hot dogs. and she said she didn't care and that i'd get cancer. and i told her she was crazy and i asked for donuts again. my sister is watching porn. hentai kingdom. brittany lives there. ok and uhm so we paid for our stuff and it somehow took forever and then there was enough change for me to buy donuts. so i did. and then there were a few coins left. morgan is still watching porn. she is a pr0n maker. brittany just asked her if i fantasize about hot dogs and morgan said no but she used to make me be the guy and i swear i have no idea what she is talking about. i love the strings in this song. so we took the bags and brit had the big one with the dr. pepper and the chips and i had a big one with who knows what brittany bought in it ("your apple juice"accused brittany.
"i forgot i'd bought apple juice"remarked alanna thoguhtfully) morgan's being raped from the other room because of the porn. hey arnold is a pr0n maker. ANYWAY... so we jiggled across the street and i nearly got hit by a car. because i was slow and weighted down with the massive bags and then i nearly spilled them all over the road and brittany laughed at me. so we ran back and then morgan accused me of carrying only one bag and then that i bought soggy pecan twirls. :( it was a sad sad day. so i'm gonna tell you what w e bought now. i hope its good.
2 bags lays potato chips (original, ranch shit) the ranch was brittany's dumbass idea
1 bottle of the cheapest apple juice
1 12pack dr. pepper
pecan twirls!!
a box of donuts
spaghetti noodles
spaghetti sauce. brittany said it was all natural vegetables.
macaroni!!!!!!
i think that's all.
brittany calls this masterpiece "recipe for a crappy day"
oh and i forgot to say earlier, but in the line this song came on.. damn what's it called? 'now its time to say goodnight good night sleep tight' i love that song to death and this was like instrumental strings.... *sigh* it was really good.

you dont have to think as much with magnetic poetry though... well.. its weird. but whatever. sometimes a lot of thinking doesnt go into writing and its sort of just there and then you adjust but.... ehh its just weird.

i really want the magnetic poetry thing now, brit. that should help, i think.

ooooooh damn. its that time again. when i really want to write something and i can't find the words. or i have no ideas.

well today we had some huge computer trouble, the damn thing wouldnt even start up. gahh.... i worked on it all day, until dad came home from work. then he worked on it for four hours and got it to work. then he worked on it a while more to make it connect to the internet, among other things. but we had to like kill things, i don't exactly understand it... the point is, i'm mourning the utter lack of fonts. and all the preferences have been set back to default and everything looks funny and acts funny. its a sad sad day. tomorrow will be better. brittany is coming over. unless she oversleeps. god help us.

WELL I JUST TOOK THE FUCKING MARRIAGE QUIZ FOR LAUGHS BECAUSE I DONT INTEND TO GET MARRIED. AND IT TOLD ME I WANT A POWERFUL HUSBAND WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS. AND I WILL DATE HIM FOR 5.5 YEARS BEFORE MARRYING HIM AND LOVING HIM 'TILL DEATH DO US PART' WHICH IS LIKE THE CRAPPIEST SAYING EVER, ANYWAY. AND IT SAYS IF HE DID SOMETHING WRONG I WOULD HATE HIM THE REST OF MY LIFE. AND IT SAID I WOULD HAVE FEMALE CHILDREN IN THE FUTURE....
well the last part about the kids was the best, i guess. because it doesnt really mean anything.

laylee and i are taking 'the ice cream cone test'::::
"How do you like to eat ice cream cones?
Bite
Nibble
Mostly lick
From the bottom of cone to the top"
((Laylee2000: SUCH DIRTY QUESTIONT))

laylee, who is a licker,
((Laylee2000: LICK.... i wanna lick lick lick you from your head to ur toes))
is "a socialite." she goes out to party frequently and hang around with lots of people. she is (apparently) very enthusiastic, ambitious and love challenges.
i, on the other hand, am one who nibbles. "You're very careful and circumspect in all matters but you won't face any problems until they actually happen. Also you're a kind and sensitive person. "


wow i sure do hate these quizzes.

Biting Flame: i had a funkyass sex dream last night
Biting Flame: o.O and i think i was a man
Biting Flame: and then a lot of people were robots...... i think?
Biting Flame: i dont remember
Biting Flame: it was like a goddamn nightmare though
Biting Flame: i never have real dreams
Atea Diosa: no more
Atea Diosa: HHAHAHAHAH
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHA
Atea Diosa: AHAHAAHHA
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHA
Atea Diosa: god alanna
Atea Diosa: you've been lying to me all this time
Atea Diosa: AND I THOUGHT I COULD SLEEP IN THE SAME BED WITH YOU
Atea Diosa: *Cries*
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA



[Laylee2000: sounds like a fuckin orgy man
Laylee2000: hahahahhaahahhahaha
Laylee2000: :D
Laylee2000: MUAHAHAHAH FEEL THE WRATH OF LAYLEEEEEEEEEEEE
Laylee2000: :) lana has robot orgies in her dreeeeeams when shes a maaaaan
Laylee2000: ahahahahah whoa thats sum messed up shit....
Laylee2000: :P]

Laylee2000: you kwno what brittnay said to me
Laylee2000: VOLUNTERILY
Laylee2000: ?!?!??!


Biting Flame: what
Laylee2000: I LOVE YOU
Biting Flame: omg lmfao
Biting Flame: laylee youre the best thing since sliced bread
Laylee2000: AHHAH AHHAHAHAHH
Laylee2000: AHHAh
Laylee2000: i lvoe ya
Laylee2000: ahahhahahaha
Biting Flame: s;lksgpssjhsl;

The1JC696969: you just love taking the shit i say and using it against me dont you
The1JC696969: ur mean

"What kind of person are you?
Lovable type
You are a typical little sister/brother in the eyes of the opposite sex. You are dependent and have few of your own opinions. Among all types, you are the type that favors marriage most. You can take every opportunity to attract people's attention as well.

The first impression you give to the opposite sex is that of vulnerability. This may account for the reason why others are eager to offer you protection and security. It is suggested that you wear clean and tidy clothes to get more popular. "

Biting Flame: AHAHAHH OMG THIS IS SO NOT ME ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
Biting Flame: *dying of laughter*
Biting Flame: READ THIS SHIT AHAHAHAH
AteaDiosa: O_O OMG THIS IS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT YOU
Biting Flame: I KNOW!!!!!!!!!
Biting Flame: ISNT THAT HORRIFYING
AteaDiosa: YES
Biting Flame: AHAHAH HOW THE HELL DID I MANAGE THAT?!?!
Atea Diosa: IT SOUNDS LIKE..... TWEETY

i just took this funkyass metaphorical love test. in the end, it told me that:::
1. i take my time and do not fall in love easily.
2. i GIVE 70% to my relationship and expect to RECEIVE 30% back.
3. i am direct. if there is a problem, i confront it and deal with it. i want to work it out right away.
4. i don't expect or need to see my loved one that often, seeing them just once in a while is OK.
5. i accept my loved one the way they are.
6. i tend to stay IN love for a long time.

what a load of bull

JC84559: hi
Renay Bly: hahahahaha
JC84559: hm?
Renay Bly: Lana and I were busting some phatty rhymes last night
Renay Bly: hahahaha
JC84559: you wish you had skills as ill as mine
Renay Bly: no... we were making fun of you, idiot
JC84559: yea but you still dont have have the skill is me, and the reason ur dissin me is cuz you aint feeling me
Renay Bly: and your skills aren't "ill".... "ill" is what your so-called "skills" make me
JC84559: lol
Renay Bly: yea... I don't wanna feel you
Renay Bly: that's gross
Renay Bly: how old are you anyway?
JC84559: brb
Renay Bly: way to change the subject
JC84559: hold on eminem is on mtv
Renay Bly: ::gag gag gag gag::
Renay Bly: ::busts a fuckin cap in Eminem's ass::
Renay Bly: ::gag gag gag::
Renay Bly: FREEEEEAAAAAK
JC84559: alright
JC84559: whatever eminem fucking roolz without him all that would be around is pop shit
Renay Bly: pop "shit" is hell of a lot better than "rap" shit
JC84559: whatever
Renay Bly: and uh... where would Em be without Dre?
JC84559: i just wanna see britney spears and nsync every 33.3 seconds
Renay Bly: pshhhhh
Renay Bly: that's what I thought
Renay Bly: you're a teeny bopper deep down aren't you?
JC84559: right...
Renay Bly: this is your rough exterior that you show to the whole world. You're just a sucker for those N*Syncer's aren't ya?
Renay Bly: you just won't admit it
Renay Bly: I'm onto you, buddy
JC84559: ill admit this
JC84559: britney spears is hot
JC84559: but her music sucks
Renay Bly: they call you JC, cuz you wanna be just like JC from N*Sync... awww... that is PRECIOUS
JC84559: no they call me jc cuz its like my initnals
Renay Bly: riiiiiiiight
Renay Bly: he's your hero isn't he?
Renay Bly: that is just too damn cute
JC84559: lol
Renay Bly: you dress up like him in your room don't you?
Renay Bly: and sing their songs
JC84559: yeah
Renay Bly: in the mirror
JC84559: every 3 months i shave my hair
Renay Bly: and try to copy his fly moves
JC84559: put on my nsync cds
JC84559: and get down
JC84559: ive seen that pop video or whatever there jus tryin to rap
Renay Bly: I wouldn't know
Renay Bly: and I don't care either
Renay Bly: but I think you'll like my profile... read it
JC84559 signed off at 10:30:40 PM.
JC84559 signed on at 10:33:11 PM.
JC84559: damn computer
Renay Bly: :-D

god damn. i'm going to bed.

i dont even remember what i had to say.

god damn i started a real entry several hours ago but it kind of died.

RenayBly: you're little JC friend is annoyingly gross
RenayBly: >.<
RenayBly: thats sick
Biting Flame: asldgkhasalkds omg what did he do
Biting Flame: we really should keep him in a cage

The1JC696969: so...
The1JC696969: i got the spider
Renay Bly: bahahaha
Renay Bly: are you sure?
The1JC696969: yeah
The1JC696969: he was in my shower
The1JC696969: so i got some toliet paper and killed him
Renay Bly: it'll probably crawl under the covers and bite you tonight
The1JC696969: and then pissed on the toliet paper
The1JC696969: then flushed it
Renay Bly: that is FAR more than I need to know, thanks
The1JC696969: lol
The1JC696969: as i was pissing i was cursing at the spider
The1JC696969: lol
Renay Bly: shut the hell up
Renay Bly: that's disguisting
The1JC696969: what is
Renay Bly: I don't want to hear about what you piss on!
The1JC696969: o ok
Renay Bly: or what you SAY while doing it!
The1JC696969: lol

Biting Flame: GAHH eww
RenayBly: I knooooooow
Biting Flame: thats disgusting


The1JC696969: whats up
The1JC696969: yo
Biting Flame: what the hell did you do to bly
The1JC696969: nothing
Biting Flame: well you probably shouldnt speak to her again
The1JC696969: why
Biting Flame: ..... dont worry about it