just can't leave that dog alone

last night, laylee and i went to bookstar. we looked at the mammoth book of erotica or whatever, but it was really terrifying. we looked at other photography books, like this one with photographs all of women (some of them were famous and some of them were just normal people). it was pretty cool, but we didn't like the pictures of the government women because they looked so posed. then we walked to turtle's and looked at CDs we couldn't buy. actually, i had $10 so i could have bought something used but i didn't really see much of anything. laylee remembered that she had to return her movies to blockbuster that night, so she called her brother on her cell but he wouldn't take them. we called kevin to see if we could attack him, and elise answered his cell phone.
elise: where are you?
me: turtle's.
elise: turtle's music? do we know where that is? ....ok don't move. you can breathe, but don't move.
and so a few minutes later, she and kevin and robin goodwin showed up. we hung out at turlte's for a little while longer, before piling into kevin's car and going to my house. (the ride in the back seat was very intimate, as i was squished between laylee and robin.) at my house, i just ran in to tell my dad who i was with and that he didn't have to pick me up, and i grabbed the camera. we decided to go to java cabana, which turned out to be closed, so we just walked around cooper-young, and then further down cooper. i got some good footage, but some of it is REALLY dark since they didn't want me to use the night shot the whole time. i filmed a lot of the backs of kevin, elise, laylee, and robin as i walked behind them. we got some nice conversation footage. some dancing. elise jumping on kevin's back. pretending to pet the cats through the glass at house of mews. the monkees walk. elise filmed the cute guy who works at black lodge (video store). the weirdest part of the evening was when we were standing in this empty parking lot place, on cooper. the place that's filled with children's games at the cooper-young festival. (yes, i pretended that i was on the moon bounce thing.) and uh. there were three people walking by and elise yelled "can we interview you?" and they were like "sure" and they came over and elise told them we didn't really have any questions. after a couple seconds i realized that one of them was morgan, from the our own voice production of the play "spurt of blood." i was trying to think of a quote i could say from the play that would show i knew who he was but the only thing i could think of was "SHOW ME YOUR TITS" and that wouldn't have been very appropriate. you know, though, i always end up seeing morgan everywhere. like once he was at my school for some reason. and i see him at bus stops sometimes, and outside blockbuster. once i saw him at otherlands (where he apparently works) and i said, "hi, morgan!" because i forgot he didn't know me. he was kinda like "...hi?" because my dad and my sister were the ones in a play with him, not me. i forgot i guess. anyway, the other guy said that they were watching entries for a film festival thing and elise asked what movies they were about to watch. they said they didn't know the titles, but they'd just watched one called romeo and juliet revisited. and if you didn't know. that's the movie katherine, brittany, morgan, and i made for katherine and i's english extra credit assignment. katherine entered it in the film festival for god knows what reason, but i had nothing to do with it. that just about killed me of embarassment. it was very very very weird. it was a wild and wacky night.

Nabikichan086: hell, i didnt think you'd be this crazy when i first met you

aLittleStarlight: sorry i disappeared
Glee Rainstar: sokay whered yu go
aLittleStarlight: the bathroom
aLittleStarlight: only to discover that
aLittleStarlight: the biggest puddle of pee ever created is covering half my room
aLittleStarlight: and i literally waded into it.
Glee Rainstar: ew...!!

nickandjerel: i couldnt imagine having a comdom without a tshirt

Laylee2000: and i bought 2 superfuzzy black piloows today
Laylee2000: like your dog. only in pillow form

JiveBassist: i knew from the start that you and laylee both loved the mad bunnie humpin

GleeRainstar: my parents are such tyrants
GleeRainstar: they're telling me i have to wear a bra to tai chi or i can't go

aMereStatistic: you should be my first real kiss lana, that would be happy for me anyway

quoth brittany's blog, "alanna is the crazy/cute/rock dancing girlie"
aMereStatistic:strangely enough I don't consider myself a crazy cute rock dancing girlie

aMereStatistic: god
aMereStatistic: shit kills me
aMereStatistic: shit kills you
aMereStatistic: I hate everyting

aLittleStarlight:yeah yeah yeah. well you suck.
Laylee2000:im sorry
Laylee2000:? wait. no im not. i didnt do anythign
Laylee2000:a;lksjdf;laksjf
Laylee2000:hahah i loe oyu alanna

slide down your reciever, sprint across the wire

i stayed home sick today. it's kind of funny because i don't feel all that bad, but no one woke me up to go to school this morning and it was like 10 when i woke myself up. i had an insane dream where we had to leave our village because someone was going to like squish it or something and they weren't going to tell us because they thought it would be too much of a hassle so someone found out (i think it was my mom?) and we all evacuated (the families, and all these birds) to this wal-mart that was like 2730598230958259038 miles away. through this forest path thing and over a field. and then i guess we discovered that we hadn't brought our pets or something? i don't know. i just sort of filled that in. because the next thing i can remember is that we were sending out messages or something or waiting for our pets to come. ...... right so after a long period of time in the wal-mart, one night we went outside because someone had spotted something or whatever and we looked and we saw that a couple of dogs had come out of this forest and run down a hill that was like a mile PAST the wal-mart and they'd figured it out or something and had come out and were turning around. and you could SEE that one of them was bonnie and one was irie (the dogs of my family) and they were bounding along all happy and then all of a sudden this HUGE stream of dogs just runs out of the forest and down the hill and towards the wal-mart and everyone's like crying all happy because the dogs found their way to wal-mart and weren't squished in the village. and i think i woke up shortly after that, after everyone was reunited with their dog, but i remember that some people were watching out for the little trail of cats to come. and i half-woke up and i was thinking about how ridiculous a little trail of cats would be. like how they wouldnt be able to organize themselves and how they would walk along for like two minutes and they all lie down for a nap break. because dogs are yuppy like that and they're 'faithful' or whatever and the cats would just be taking their goddamn time. anyway it was very strange.

aLittleStarlight:lol really
AmereStatistic:lol yeah
aLittleStarlight:i'm not surprised

A mere Statistic:the way to a woman's heart is though her chest dumbass

Laylee2000:I'VE DECIDED ALANNA.
Laylee2000:I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN.

aLittleStarlight: [*insert eternal laughter which lasts for longer than the blog here*]
Atea Diosa: ahahah
aLittleStarlight: GUESS WHO THE FUCK I GOT
aLittleStarlight: GAKLSDHGLAA
Atea Diosa: ok so why are you laughing
Atea Diosa: who the mayor?
aLittleStarlight: YES
aLittleStarlight: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAA
Atea Diosa: LOL go figure!!!!!!!!

i got a nightmare before christmas watch for christmas you know. we all did because my mom gave everyone one. and tehy were all different and mine had the MAYOR because he rules. and and and i always knew i was the mayor.

agahhasga i knew it.

A mere Statistic: ::eats you::
A mere Statistic: ::in a happy way::
A mere Statistic: lol wtf
A mere Statistic: I'm a watermellon

aLittleStarlight:lets go invade brittanys house
CutiePatootie005:good idea
CutiePatootie005:is she still dead
aLittleStarlight:of course
CutiePatootie005:how evil
aLittleStarlight:i know!
aLittleStarlight:i still say we murder her at tai chi
CutiePatootie005:u dont think she got turned into a cat and ran over by a bus do u
aLittleStarlight:most likely.
CutiePatootie005:how horrid
aLittleStarlight:but would YOU be surprised
CutiePatootie005:POOOR JUDD IS DEADDD A CANDLE LIGHTS HISHEADDDD
CutiePatootie005:HE'S LOOKIN OH SO PURRTY AND SERENEEE
CutiePatootie005:AND SERENNEEEE
CutiePatootie005:THE DIGGERS IN THE DELL
aLittleStarlight:didnt he get ignited by a haystack
CutiePatootie005:WILL GIVE OFF A DIFFERENT SMELL
CutiePatootie005:waht
aLittleStarlight:maybe that was someone else

:::quotes of the day:::
samwise is crunk
mordor is the ghetto
*directed at an orc* what a bitch
legolas aint no poltergiest
saruman be bumpin
JiveBassist:frankie is a booze hound named nancy
JiveBassist: walt disney willed everything he owned to the first man to give birth
JiveBassist: hey hey, looks like mickey's ass is mine

alkghahah and they were all true. well. except the saruman one AHHAAH but it was something along those lines.

Cloud Strife375: hey i got a new flissophy
Cloud Strife375: or whatever
aLittleStarlight: a what
aLittleStarlight: A PHILOSOPHY?
Cloud Strife375: ya that word
aLittleStarlight: jesus christ
A mere Statistic: lol what the fuck
A mere Statistic: where did he get it, 7-11

Empress CindyLou:you dork... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL BAND???????
A mere Statistic: ::has an ice cream social or some shit::

i asked my mom if she could drive me someplace because brittany and katie and i went to go see LOTR *again*
mom: *lying/sitting in bed in a weird way so that only her head is propped up and she has no neck* i'm not in the car. can we get there in the bed?
me: o.o
mom: RRRRR *makes engine noises and huge massive steering wheel motions*
dad and i: *stand there and crack up*
mom: i'm gonna run over you RRRRRRRRRRRR
and uhm. she did it for a long time and it was funny shit.
aLittleStarlight:my mother is insane
aLittleStarlight:and its fucking hilarious
A mere Statistic:what is she doing
aLittleStarlight:shes trying to drive her bed
A mere Statistic:oh of course she is