so the little girl. we were sitting in the cafe and brittany has her head on the table and shes laughing so hard except you can't hear anything because its a silent dangerous type and the girl is like staring at brit and shes like 'oh my good lord that girl is dying' and she was scratching her dress too all at once. and it was amazingly funny and brittany kept making these noises like a drowning chicken all night.
we found a sofa there. they put it back.

laylee just reminded me of this part of the night::
ok we were standing there next to these yo-yo ma things and brittany like totally attacked laylee and then asked her if she bruised easily and then laylee was like 'OUCH YES' and then she was telling us about how she like scratches easily too or something and she then scratched her arms up and tattooed my name on herself and later she told my mom i did it and i went LKASHDLGAHSDAHAKGAK and told my mother that i was framed and that it had been self-mutilation.
which is the truth.

morgan and brittany interpreted the night, as well.

i forgot to write about the little girl who looked at brittany like she was a possessed demon monkey experiencing a heart failure.

i just got back from dinner with mom and morgan..... it was soooooo much fun. but first the beginning. so like as soon as mom came home from work, she drove me and morgan out to germantown where borders is - across the street from brittany's house. we walked in and right there in the little cafe there's brit and laylee waving massively and they're like sort of laughing and they looked like they were on drugs. and so i pulled up a chair and made fun of brittany for having her monte cristo book there and then i made fun of laylee for her nasty ass mango drink and it was really really quiet there so we were all laughing silently as we could and i was choking on air and laylee was turning the color of her yellow mango drink and britttany was turning the color of her bright pink strawberry whatever thingie drink and i was eating the chips that laylee had bought for me and she told me that i didnt look like that and then i told brittany the paparazzi was coming for her and she was soooo pink/red/cherry-flavored and she looked like a balloon of sorts and i mean it was just so funny and we couldn't freaking laugh!! and then brittany started crying and i was staring at the princess diana books and i told brittany that it would happen to her and laylee told us about pablo and diablo and elijah the sexy bitch whore of laylee. and things happened. and we ran all around and laylee tried to read the sum 41 article to us and then who should we see while looking for the magnetic poetry, but ZAK BAKER of all people sitting there wearing a soccer shirt and his kickass hair reading... who knows what. i think we distrubed him. we all ran around behind the chirstian books and whispered and things were really funny and it was just toooo hilarious and then we ran back around and ahahahah and then we were standing there by the astrology and whatever and laylee pointed at this 'SEX ACADEMY' thing and someone's mom from her school looked right as she pointed to it and said it and i went 'look its brittany' because i meant the Leo book NOT the sex academy and it was just tooooo funny and then zak became horrified and quickly flew away to the music. and then suddenly my MOM was there and MORGAN WAS STALKING US and mr. bill baker was suddenly there and it was just really weird and everyone was looking for a gift for kimberly's birthday and bill was looking for zak so laylee and brittany and i ran off and we saw him and brittany went 'your dad's looking for you.' and he went 'oh. hi by the way.' and it was somehow extremely funny, as was everything and we laughed hysterically and looked at the CDs and then suddenly WILLIAM was there who, as we all know, is brittany's little brother. he was there to collect her. so he did. he's the cutest thing and he's really tan and the summer's made his hair lighter. then brittany was gone and laylee was like ;_; and she like BEGGED me to buy her a cd for an early bday present so i said i would except that she was like 'omg you are so nice you can't do this!' even though everyone knew she really wanted it. it was funny as hell. but anyway i got it and spent all my money and didnt even get to get a coffee drink and turn that color. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY LAYLEE!! I CLEANED FOR YOU AND THEN I SPENT ALL MY MONEY (and then some) ON YOU!!! ahaahah i'm just kidding. you know i love you. i hope you like your cd. so then we had to leave and we left laylee there and she was happy i think so morgan and mom and i went to bosco's, which i'll have you know has great music and great beer (so i've heard). its like a dark smoky little place with these MASSIVE booths that you could fit like... 10 people in. we ordered garlic pamesean fries, some type of pizza stuff, and some type of shrimp thingies. it was all very pretty. then we all shared the food to death and talked about college and drugs and drinking and brittany and lots of Felix memories and it was great shit. then we ordered dessert. mmmmm it was delicious. morgan got blueberry cheesecake, mom got taramisi or however you spell it and i got creme brule. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. then we basically all shared that. ahaha. and we described it to each other and it was great fun. then on the way home, we passed like a little fender bender car accident and.. well..
mom: *talking about how any accident is really skary*
morgan: dad said that when he flipped his car over, it wasn't really skary.
mom: that's because he's an idiot. AND I LOVE HIM
and there was this massive MASSIVE laughter throughout the car. like the choking kind. it was just so funny!! you just have to know my mom. and mom's like yelling about how she married an idiot. and we're all dying of laughter.
morgan: you only love him because he makes you coffee
mom: its a good reason!!

uhm in a little while, i'm going to borders to meet brit and laylee. 'a little while' would mean like.... 5:30 or something? i dont know. whenever mom gets home from work. i can't find my bra and i'm debating whether or not it really matters. morgan's in the shower. she made a blog and its the cutest thing since shirley temple. only not. nick just got online and i do believe that jerel is there too and that means loveliness because i love nick and jerel.

my mom called from work and made me wake up at 11. wow i am was so tired but i'm not anymore. morgan is watching 'help' the beatles movie. and i'm supposed to be cleaning so that i can go to borders tonight. ITS ALL FOR YOU LAYLEE!! ok i'm sort of speaking at brittany and bofe guy except that i'm not supposed to be and mom's gonna be home for her lunch break soon and i need to be doing something.

Biting Flame: o.O.o <- my three eyed cyclops face
hoy bofe: ?.?.? that's my 3 eyed 3 eyed cyclops face

Biting Flame: look. the cat.
Biting Flame: the cat. the huge fat cat.
hoy bofe: i have no cat
hoy bofe: my friend has a huge fat cat
hoy bofe: the cat didn't move for 3 days once
hoy bofe: it was awesome
Biting Flame: the huge fat cat is sitting by her bowl 239573205 hours before breakast aka. the highlight of the day
Biting Flame: that is so sad.
Biting Flame: our poor cat
Biting Flame: who is huge
Biting Flame: and fat
Biting Flame: and hungry
Biting Flame: i should eat her
hoy bofe: now you're talking
hoy bofe: i don't really like chinese food though
Biting Flame: damn
Biting Flame: why not
Biting Flame: i like those chicken thingies
Biting Flame: chicken, cat. its all the same
Biting Flame: look theres the other cat. the one who is much less huge.
hoy bofe: i don't see it
hoy bofe: maybe because i'm not there
Biting Flame: damn
Biting Flame: wel.... pretend¿
Biting Flame: LOOK
hoy bofe: how fun it'd be
hoy bofe: CAT WATCHING
Biting Flame: DUDE ITS UPSIDE DOWN
Biting Flame: WAHAHAHAHA
Biting Flame: kickass
hoy bofe: OH LOOK OVER THERE, ITS THE SAME CAT
Biting Flame: ?>??:>?<>?<
Biting Flame: well we have three cats
Biting Flame: so you could cat-watch three cats
Biting Flame: all at once
Biting Flame: and make yourself dizzzy
hoy bofe: and fall over
Biting Flame: yeah. thats the ticket
hoy bofe: oh no
Biting Flame: you'd probably squoosh grail
hoy bofe: you just said thats the ticket
Biting Flame: LOL sorry
hoy bofe: my eyes have been soiled
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: that can't be good.?
hoy bofe: i don't know~
Biting Flame: aghahgka what the hell
hoy bofe: WHAT
hoy bofe: Sorry i was busy cat watcing
Biting Flame: AHHAHAHAHAAHA

Biting Flame: o_x
hoy bofe: was that a typo or one o f your faces
hoy bofe: you need to put a key or something up on your page
hoy bofe: so i can study them and use them to my advantage
hoy bofe: one day I'll go O - -_ o ¯
hoy bofe: and propose to my wife

hoy bofe: it's cool
Biting Flame: i'm sure it is
hoy bofe: you crack me up
hoy bofe: witty AND young....... lethal combination
Biting Flame: ahahahah i'm sorry

Biting Flame: loooovely
Biting Flame: o.o
hoy bofe: i can almost taste the sarcasm
Biting Flame: ahahahahaahah
Biting Flame: thanks

PJ IS PURPOSELY TRYING TO KILL ME. HE JUST SENT ME... VENGA BOYS. AND BEFORE THAT HE SENT ME..... NEIL DIAMOND. I AM ETERNALLY SCARRED
Biting Flame: this is terror
Biting Flame: TERRIFYING
hoy bofe: relax
Biting Flame: asdkhasldghas;lgkhasglkh
Biting Flame: no

PoGiBoY182:wow your only 14
Biting Flame:o.o yeah
Biting Flame:so what
Biting Flame:how old am i supposed to be

Biting Flame:*listens to bjork*
DentedKid77:wtf?
PoGiBoY182:whos ani difranco
Biting Flame:WHAT
hoy bofe: who are these heathens

wow pj just sent me the scariest song ever.

laylee on the blink 182 concert:::

BlinkChik441: i wish travis had taken a break from the drumbs
Biting Flame: ahhahahkakkakaahhaa
BlinkChik441: and grabbed a mic
BlinkChik441: and came up and talked
Biting Flame: LOL
BlinkChik441: and shaked his ass
BlinkChik441: :)
BlinkChik441: HAHAA
Biting Flame: which one is he
BlinkChik441: sexy sexy ass
BlinkChik441: AHHAh
BlinkChik441: the tattooed one
Biting Flame: shaked. o_o
Biting Flame: i wish he had shaked his ass
Biting Flame: wow that sure sounds funny

*while watching judging amy*
morgan: its a good thing they didnt take me away from you and dad while i was a baby
mom: why
morgan: because dad would be watching sports constantly and you would be online constantly
mom: yeah, that's true. only dad wouldn't be watching sports.
morgan: fine. sitcoms and soap operas and golf.
mom: more like monty python.
morgan: and you'd fall in love with someone you met in a greif chatroom.
mom: and he'd end up being an ax murderer.
morgan: or a jiggalo.
mom: or a jiggalo.
morgan: or an ax murderer jiggalo.
mom: and he'd take all my money
morgan: and then you'd fall into a pit of despair and that you're not in one right now, is all because of me. or because the lawyers didn't take me away because we had some sort of legal problem. but we don't and that's ok.
mom: now its time for us to watch dave
alanna: *in the other room* JON!
mom: *turns on the daily show*

Ladygodiva76: BYEBYE!
I LOVE YOU
Biting Flame: of course you do
Ladygodiva76: LETS GO TO borders TONIGHT!

so i've been looking for suza scalora pictures all night long because brittany and i were discussing her new book and then i said it'd be wikidass cool to make a layout of something she'd photographed and brittany said SHE'd wanted to also but couldnt find any pictures. and then she went to bed. i thereby took it upon myself to find a suitable suza scalora photograph and i've got.... 60 possibilities right now. they just need brittany's golden stamp of approval. so uhm brit if youre reading this, which you will be at one point or another, then HAAHAAAHHH @ you for NOT BEING ABLE TO FIND ANY SUZA SCALORA PICTURES AHAAHHA she has like three web sites of her own all of which are filled to the brim with beautiful photographs... i suggest you check them out immediately. Colar Therapy and uhm... Mytheopia. colar therapy apparently doesnt get updated as much so. one of the best fan sites was the german one, and even though i couldnt read a thing they had like older pictures and stuff. the rare ones and all that. and then i found a really really cool site that had suza pics and DAVE MCKEAN and ALEX ROSS and....... that place was loads of fun. and then there was this one with lots of these lovely little poetry quotes that were so beautiful... and i sent them all to alex and he was like 'lol i hate you go away' and then he tried to crash my computer so that was really uncool. omg i am so hungry and all i could find to eat was this nastyass chocolate donut. it was cheap and now its stale and i'm about to vomit except that i'm too hungry to risk it. i think it would be a wise wise choice to go to bed. as soon as i finish this sad excuse for a pastry, i will.