my friends........ it has been discovered that laylee safa is OUTRAGEOUSLY KINKY!!!

[Laylee2000: HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH
Laylee2000: you fuckign BICH I LOVE YOU AND YOUR HILAROIUS COMMENTS!
Laylee2000: and yes, i truly am a hahahhahaahhahahahhahahhahahaaah
Laylee2000: man thats scary shit.
Laylee2000: ahahhahaahaha]

Laylee2000: lana
Laylee2000: what u doin
Laylee2000: 8whatre you doing
Laylee2000: god i soudn weird
Laylee2000: aga
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: WHAT U DOIN
Biting Flame: hgaklahakha
Laylee2000: ahhaah
Laylee2000: HAHAHAH
Laylee2000: ahahhahahahaahahh
Biting Flame: whatchu talkin bout
Laylee2000: AJAHAHAHHAH
Laylee2000: lana please youre killing me
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: sorry
Laylee2000: ahahhaaah this is soooo unlana like
Biting Flame: ghahahahhahaha
Laylee2000: actually i can totaly see you saign that
Biting Flame: oh so i dont kill you often
Biting Flame: gahghaklHAHHHAHAA
Biting Flame: AGAHHAHAHAHAA
Biting Flame: thats horrifying
Laylee2000: with your face all scrunched up
Laylee2000: ahhaahah
Biting Flame: O'
Biting Flame: AGHIA
Biting Flame: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Laylee2000: ahahahah
Biting Flame: youuuuu dirty fiend
Laylee2000: in a sarcastic way
Biting Flame: yeah right
Laylee2000: aahah damn it doesnt mean anythign
Laylee2000: ahah
Laylee2000: meanie i ssssseeeeeeeewar
Laylee2000: ahah
Biting Flame: -_-
Laylee2000: pissed face?! uh oh.... im in troulbe now

someone said blogger is down.. IS THIS TRUE?

Laylee2000: im reading ur majorly depressing blog
Laylee2000: ahha
Laylee2000: u need like a mental hug
Laylee2000: hahaha


Laylee2000: :)
Laylee2000: *****slaps lana with a mental hug...or wiat......hugs ur mental? hahahahaha HUGS UR MIND! AHHHHHH*****
Laylee2000: ahahha
Laylee2000: freaky freaky :)

Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: AGHAHHAHAHAHAH
Laylee2000: im so confused! youre confusing me with ur many faces
Laylee2000: ahhahahah
Laylee2000: dammit expr3ess yourself in a new way haha

well i was feeling really good in between this and the last post... and i feel really really really bad now. like i-should-be-crying-but-cant bad. i feel awful. like big-bitch/terrible-friend awful. and insufficient and cold and mean and evil and wretched and shallow and heartless and meaningless and empty and undeniably conceited and one million and one other things of which i wish i could say i wasn't of which no one would want to feel of which i don't dare write here and i'm longing for somewhere else to write things. or a vent. and i keep blinking and rubbing my eyes like it would make me cry but i think i lost my heart a few years ago so if you've seen it, can you contact me because it would really be appreciated. someone told me that it was good to be self-pitious sometimes so i guess that time is now. i feel like shit. SHIT. DO YOU HEAR ME!? and i think i shouldn't write too much considering some of the people who come to this blog will think a world less of me. like they think much of me anyway. like i even care. i'm just the meanest person ever. and morgan has already brought it to my attention for the 59320238956039420572043rd time that no one loves me and its like, you know, this big slap in the face because i wasn't really expecting that and i told her i didn't want to listen to her and she told me all the reasons for my dislikeability or whatever (the ones she knew of anyway) and i didn't even think that much of it but here i am recollecting myself at the end of the day and realising again that i'm a terrible person who doesn't bring any good to anyone and that i don't even deserve a suicide and its like a just-stop-to-think thing thinking about all the people you've annoyed/angered/pissed off/bothered/attacked/yelled at in the last.... while. so i think i'm gonna go now, take some advil and read some more required stuff. and good luck to anyone who tries to stop me. haaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

how am i different?

wow i feel wretched

JC84559: hi
Biting Flame: hey
JC84559: can i be in doy
Biting Flame: WHAT
JC84559: cani
Biting Flame: ........ lemme ask aj
JC84559: ok
Biting Flame:

    Super Saiyan AJ:i dont really want rap all over doy

    Super Saiyan AJ:so...

    Super Saiyan AJ:i hate to say this

    Super Saiyan AJ:cause i like the guy just fine

    Super Saiyan AJ:but....no

JC84559: who says i gonna rap
Biting Flame: adgadgh aj just left to eat dinner
Biting Flame: no one said you were gonna rap
Biting Flame: i guess he assumed it because he knwos thats what you do
JC84559: so thats what i do
JC84559: its not all i do
Biting Flame: yes but i dont think anyone knows that
JC84559: my whole life is not rap goddamn do u think that all day i was rappin
Biting Flame: no
Biting Flame: jesus christ
Biting Flame: no one said that
JC84559: no josh scibran
JC84559: but thas wha your sayin
JC84559: like your not sayin to
JC84559: but ur sayin it
Biting Flame: NO im not!
Biting Flame: youre being a big bastard about it
JC84559: thas what ajs sayin
Biting Flame: NO. ITS NOT.
Biting Flame: god damn
Biting Flame: he thought you wanted to post rap
JC84559: besides i have my own blog to post my raps
Biting Flame: well then
Biting Flame: why dont you have your own blog to post your 'poetry'
JC84559: i duno
Biting Flame: bliss
Biting Flame: what an intelligent answer
Biting Flame: so, why, again do you want to join
JC84559: u like poetry and im friend with all you people
Biting Flame: ...
Biting Flame: thats the crappiest thnig ever
JC84559: fuck it then nevermind
Biting Flame: yeah damn right
JC84559: if your gonna be so bitchy about it then i dont wanna be in it
Biting Flame: well fuck you

Biting Flame: he bothers me. a lot
Super Saiyan AJ: thats cause you want to be bothered by whatever he would say
Biting Flame: thats so not true!!
Super Saiyan AJ: *smiles*
Super Saiyan AJ: you know it is
Biting Flame: ITS NOT
Super Saiyan AJ: hehe
Biting Flame: GOD DAMN
Super Saiyan AJ: well you were certainly quick to judge his
Super Saiyan AJ: wait
Super Saiyan AJ: no
Super Saiyan AJ: i dont wanna fight with you
Super Saiyan AJ: you're my friend
Super Saiyan AJ: *hugs*
Super Saiyan AJ: forget the whole thing
Biting Flame: *scowls*
Biting Flame: i was not quick to juge!! i gave him the chance to convince me
Biting Flame: and he BLEW IT.
Biting Flame: MASSIVELY.
Super Saiyan AJ: shh
Super Saiyan AJ: *hug*
Super Saiyan AJ: *pats your back*
Super Saiyan AJ: there there lana
Super Saiyan AJ: it'll be alright
Super Saiyan AJ: :-D hehehehe
Biting Flame: skadhglasdha;lskdhgpoaiweklsd
Biting Flame: youre making fun of me
Super Saiyan AJ: no i'm not
Super Saiyan AJ: i'm doing like
Super Saiyan AJ: more bad than good
Super Saiyan AJ: this blows
Super Saiyan AJ signed off

brittany:: bly wants you to email her if you do anything with the 'blood sweat and tears' thing tonight but if you dont its ok. and bly is gonna check her email when she gets home at like 3am before she goes to bed. she would like to take something to mr. harrison tomorrow but its ok if you can't do it or don't have time or anything.

a few hours ago, brittany told me to blog about my dream. i don't remember my dream as well as i did then but i can always try!! well uhm me and morgan and rachel and luke were in the golf cart and we were riding around and then we ran into this tree and we looked up and there was a treehouse in it so we climbed up there and then there were like.. three guys in it... uhm i guess about.... 12 or so? maybe a little younger. and one of them looked like a teeny version of the guy from green day O_O and then i stole all their tapes and CDs and they hopped in the golf cart on the back. so we were riding along this dirt road next to a pond and there was a turn coming up and i'm usually the golf cart radio station, so right then i started to sing this song by brassy and the only things i said were 'BREAK BREAK' easily mistaken for 'BRAKE BRAKE' right before luke kareened into the pond. (he was driving) so we all fell in and eventually popped out except luke because he was at the bottom of the pond trying to drive the golf cart out. o.O well uhm i think i woke up after that.

Biting Flame: you seem like youve got multiple personality disorder
Biting Flame: ahahahhah
jezebellekilara: really?
jezebellekilara: how?
Biting Flame:

jezebellekilara: .........

    jezebellekilara: ~_~

    jezebellekilara: ;_;

    jezebellekilara: :P 

Biting Flame: o.O
jezebellekilara: ...........
jezebellekilara: how is that a multiple personality?
Biting Flame: shh
jezebellekilara: .............
Biting Flame: you ask too many questions
jezebellekilara: you dork

wow i sure am hungry

jc wanted me to add him to doy. i told him i'd have to consult with brit and aj. he was like 'but they'll say no'
he asked me again tonight. i told him he'd have to prove himself a poem before i constulted with brit and aj.
and this was his result.
AND he actually ASKED me to post this.
JC84559: post that
JC84559: so i can be on ur blog right?
JC84559: i mean i proved myself

JC84559: ill do a real one
Biting Flame: bliss.
JC84559: ok
Biting Flame: :b
JC84559: ooo this one is god
JC84559: good
Biting Flame: ok
JC84559: like?
Biting Flame: the new york kit
Biting Flame: i love the new york kit
Biting Flame: nice
Biting Flame: theres some nice elements
Biting Flame: could you write a poem without the magnetic poetry
JC84559: yeah
Biting Flame: ok
JC84559: lemme see um
JC84559:
the wind
an invisible grace
that touches but remains to be seen
that you feel but do not kno

JC84559: =)
JC84559: like that?
Biting Flame: its very simplistic
Biting Flame: and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. i refuse for you to change your mind halfway through it
JC84559: so
JC84559: fine um
Biting Flame: 'invisible' does not equal 'remains to be seen'
JC84559: dont be so technical
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: ITS NOT TECHNICAL
Biting Flame: ITS A FACT
Biting Flame: ok for saying taht, you cant join
JC84559: u are
JC84559: and it does equal remains to be seen
JC84559: ok fine fine
JC84559: the wind
an invisible grace
that touches but remains to be UNseen
that you feel but do not kno
JC84559: sigh...i cant win with you can i
Biting Flame: poetry is not winning
Biting Flame: why do you want to join anyway
JC84559: because its kool and im like friends with all you people and shit
JC84559: u kno what im sayin
Biting Flame: ....... that was not the right answer
JC84559: that...
JC84559: and i like this poetry stuff
Biting Flame: -_-
Biting Flame: i'm sure
JC84559: if i didnt like it why would i even do that magnetic poetry stuff
JC84559: why would i even read the doy archives if i didnt
Biting Flame: like you read the archives!
JC84559: i do
Biting Flame: -_-
JC84559: the taste of week old chicken between the teeth
as your tounge moves around while your asleep
finally you get out that piece of brocili
now you can get some shut eye
Biting Flame: you wouldnt know poetry if it bit you in the ass
JC84559: yes i would
Biting Flame: i'm sure
JC84559: i would
Biting Flame: -_-
JC84559: im going to bed
JC84559: later

Biting Flame: AHGHAHGLAKHA
Atea Diosa: O_O
Biting Flame: HGAHAHHGHHHAHHAGLKDSHAHGKAHKAHH
Atea Diosa: HAHAH
Atea Diosa: AHAHAHAHHA
Atea Diosa: AHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: AHAHAH
Biting Flame: LMFAHAHHAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: ahhaahahahaa
Biting Flame: AHAHGLKAHLAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Ladygodiva76: ahahhhh
Super Saiyan AJ: hahaha
Biting Flame: wow that was hella funny

i convinced my daddy to buy me my starbucks drink. ^^ i love him. well actually he just went to get it and i had to pay for it so. -_- and i had to spend my new york money. BUT IT WAS AN EMERGENCY!!! i wrote a poem while i drank it so you can check that out here if you want to read some shit.

i'm eating a roll and its hurting my mouth
oh my god i'm going to starve

The1JC696969: hi
The1JC696969: hey that funny guy is on
Biting Flame: what funny guy
The1JC696969: not really an sn
Biting Flame: a;lskdghla;skdghpaiehklsgd
The1JC696969: wgat
Biting Flame: dont kill him

JC84559: lemme see
JC84559: guess what i got 2 books for my bday
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: wow
Biting Flame: what were they
JC84559: ummm
JC84559: eminem the life story and the best american sports writing
JC84559: i dont read that fiction crap u kno like the imagination crap thats just stupid
JC84559: ??
Biting Flame: ...
Biting Flame: right
JC84559: lol
JC84559: is fiction the real stuff or the fake stuff
Biting Flame: -_-.........
Biting Flame: oh good lord
Biting Flame: nonfiction is fact

Renay Bly: GAY ASSED MOTHER FUCKER FROM DAMNED HELL!!!!!!!!
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHAH I KNOW IT
Renay Bly: man... he's just pissed cuz he can't read words that are bigger than 5 letters
Biting Flame: i think we should kill him
Biting Flame: well maybe not literally
Biting Flame: even though i doubt he'd have the sense to die

ahh i am soooo tired i just woke up.. but its ok. see? OK! OK! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BRITTANY'S NEW BLOG LAYOUT AND I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE THE NEW DOY LAYOUT. BRITTANY IS A GENIUS LOVE LOVE LOVE EVERYONE GO CHECK IT OUT. NOW. my mouth hurts.

ok lets see... dude i cant even REMEMBER what happened yesterday. i just know that.... we uhm... well we convinced dad to rent movies. and we watched "picture perfect" with the texas song and some really ancient home movies and then "dude wheres my car" which was freaking hilarious because i think we were drunk or something. it would have been even better if laylee were there though. :( but we discussed it with her later. and she is so cool. then i dont even know. lets see. ohhh we got online and talked to laylee a little but then everyone was suddenly gone and we tried to make a music video and it got deleted and everything was made a mess of everything. but it was really really really really good before it went away. it was to "both hands" by ani difranco and it was me and morgan and brittany sitting there in front of the computer hanging out. well sort of. well yeah. laughing and singing and shit. and morgan played with her little shoes and things. and everything was like jumpy and the camera quality made it look old and it was really funny. and the beginning of the second verse showed two of morgan's fingers in these little shoes walking along the computer desk and then brittany swooshing the camera up and down our little wrist pad thingie that says things like 'hickey' and 'eat leaky cheese' and 'dude where's my video?!?' and randomly i would shove pieces of paper in front of the cam that said like a lyric of the song like 'graffitti' or 'curtains' or 'swansong' or 'we tried' and then the chorus, you know, as the title of the song says 'both hands' and so we filmed brittany writing both hands upiside down and then turning it around and things it was really nice. and we were so fed up with it and morgan went to bed and brittany was on like her 18th dr. pepper of which she does not like and we were being attacked by cracker and he was pissing the hell out of me and so we 'went to bed' but we really had some hot lesbian action first. and i burned my vanilla candle which is sooooooo good and then we talked for a while, as usual, and.... uhm then there was more hot lesbian action and the bed went reereeree and uhm then we went to sleep.
so i had to wake up friggin early for an orthodontist appointment, which is at this very moment, murdering the right side of my mouth. so mom woke me up an hour before we had to be there, which was far far too early and it was incredibly crappy but we drove there and they messed with my mouth and the ortho cut my gum because he was TALKING and ATTEMPTING to work on it at the same time and he wasnt even LOOKING...... so he cut my gum and it was painful and then he put the evil tight band around my tooth and it was uncool. and i wouldve kicked him but he wasnt in the right direction. and there was light blinding me as well so i couldnt see right. and uhm anyway then mom tried to drive to garden ridge, so that we could buy magnets to make magnetic poetry and the exit was blocked off!! and suddenly we were behind the slowest out-of-towner granny EVER..... she had blue hair too, just to top it off. and then we turned round eventually and we went down the other exit which was PRACTICALLY blocked off anyway. and uhm then.... i dont remember. oh yeah. so we went in and it took FOREVER but we bought out the supply of magnets, sort of, and then we had to wait in line forever behind this woman buying $75 of beanbags for a daycare with the government's money and mom bitched at me about how money is being spent badly and things. and then we went to hollywood pet star and got cat food and then we went home and i stuck my head in my room and brit was still asleep but she looked up and said 'have you left yet?' and i laughed and left. the room.
and i then proceeded to make the best eggs ever. scrambled of course because i dont make other kinds. and uhm i ate them and aj told me that he didnt like scrambled eggs but mine were so very beautiful. so then i watched some more home movies, like the one of the christmas pageant at church and brittany at the very end stands up and theres this teeny little spotlight on her and shes wearing a big yellow star on her head and like a yellow... i dont know. sheet? thingie? and then she goes "HEY! UNTO YALL A CHILD IS BORN" with her cuteass little voice self. aww it was adorable. and then i watched morgan's birthday from forever ago with morgan and me and my parents and brittany and elisabeth and we were all so adorable until i had a coniption. then brittany took a shower while i washed her dirty dishes which were encrusted with dry mashed potatoes from the night before. and the spaghetti bowls as well. so anyway. uhh.. then i put on music really really loud and mom (she didn't have work that day) didnt even complain! she just asked me to shut the door and that was fine. so i danced around and washed the dishes and brittany talked on the computer. after i finished, we decided to make magnetic poetry and that took a really really long time and our selection of words is actually pretty good. we're missing a few things which i intend to find. like 'give' and 'like' and 'flow' and 'initial'. but we have some pretty freaking weird words such as 'gasoline' and 'x-files' and 'brittany' and 'guts' so yeah. and we watched half of 1776 and then pizza came and brittany kept calling her family because she couldnt get in touch with them but she finally did and her mom said she'd come as soon as doc rob came back from the grocery. so we watched the whole unbreakable movie and got online for a little before brittany's mom actually came. it was a good day. brittany went home and i talked to her online. ahha.

so brittany is here. so she was really freaking hungry. so we went to get provisions. we went with $20. we jiggled across the street, after i nearly fell in and got smushed. so we got there. BRITTANY IS EATING HOT FRIES IN MY EAR. LOUDLY. soooo.... we were in the store and we went down an isle. because we wanted to buy something. and t he catroaches followed me? and i said 'lets get angel food cake. and pecan twirls' and brittany gave me this look and she kept walking. and then we went down this other isle and there were foods on it and shelves and brittany said 'lets get some potatoes' so she did. and i said 'lets get so macoroni' so she didnt. but i convinced her after a while. and then we went around and we had some other food of which i cant remember what it was. i tried to buy a bottle of coke. you know, those glass ones? but brittany said no. and then i tried to buy dr. pepper in a case thingie but it was TOO HUGE so i gave it all to brittany (the pecan twirls and the dr. pepper) and i went to get a cart. that was really hard. but i got it eventually. and it turned out to be my FAVORITE Kind of grocery cart. the kind with the huge bottom. and i said BRITTANY... WILL YOU RIDE ME AROUND? and she said no. and i kept asking her and finallyl she said yes and she rode me down the frozen foods. and i grabbed lots of things because i am very helpful and i put them in the cart while we passed but brittany took them all out. and she said that we already had too many chips and that she didnt like milk and that corn starch was not needed in the situation. it was a sad sad day. except brittany says it wasnt. and that i sound like her sister when i tell a story. try to. something. right so i dont remember where we are anymore. so... gads i dont remember anything else. except that i asked brittany for all my favorite food and she said no every time. and then i think i drove her sort of crazy because i was so helpful!! and we got in line and i asked for donuts and she said that when we live in an apartment, she's gonna buy out the whole supply of macaroni from the store and put it all in our cabinets and i'd be able to make it every day. and then i said i like hot dogs. and she said she didn't care and that i'd get cancer. and i told her she was crazy and i asked for donuts again. my sister is watching porn. hentai kingdom. brittany lives there. ok and uhm so we paid for our stuff and it somehow took forever and then there was enough change for me to buy donuts. so i did. and then there were a few coins left. morgan is still watching porn. she is a pr0n maker. brittany just asked her if i fantasize about hot dogs and morgan said no but she used to make me be the guy and i swear i have no idea what she is talking about. i love the strings in this song. so we took the bags and brit had the big one with the dr. pepper and the chips and i had a big one with who knows what brittany bought in it ("your apple juice"accused brittany.
"i forgot i'd bought apple juice"remarked alanna thoguhtfully) morgan's being raped from the other room because of the porn. hey arnold is a pr0n maker. ANYWAY... so we jiggled across the street and i nearly got hit by a car. because i was slow and weighted down with the massive bags and then i nearly spilled them all over the road and brittany laughed at me. so we ran back and then morgan accused me of carrying only one bag and then that i bought soggy pecan twirls. :( it was a sad sad day. so i'm gonna tell you what w e bought now. i hope its good.
2 bags lays potato chips (original, ranch shit) the ranch was brittany's dumbass idea
1 bottle of the cheapest apple juice
1 12pack dr. pepper
pecan twirls!!
a box of donuts
spaghetti noodles
spaghetti sauce. brittany said it was all natural vegetables.
macaroni!!!!!!
i think that's all.
brittany calls this masterpiece "recipe for a crappy day"
oh and i forgot to say earlier, but in the line this song came on.. damn what's it called? 'now its time to say goodnight good night sleep tight' i love that song to death and this was like instrumental strings.... *sigh* it was really good.