my dad is trying to sing like hte guy from moulin rouge (the one who sings the roxanne song.)
dad: *all crazy rough like* rahhhhhhxannnnne
alanna: *big evil noise*
dad: what are you laughing at?
alanna: you.
dad: why should i be tarred with the epithet looney

ten minutes later...
dad: *even raspier and crazy rough than before* RAAAAAHHHHHXANNNNNE