Monday, December 17, 2001

Friday, December 14, 2001

A mere Statistic:::goes to get more mountain dew::
aLittleStarlight:
fun day
A mere Statistic:
gkdjsaklgjasdklg
A mere Statistic:
lol
A mere Statistic:
I HATE WHEN I POUR A CUP
A mere Statistic:
OF MOUNTAIN DEW
A mere Statistic:
AND FUCKING LEAVE IT OUT ON THE TABLE
A mere Statistic:
GKJSDAGKJASKLGJKLSJG
A mere Statistic:
SDGKLSDJGKJDG
A mere Statistic:
GKLJKGJ;SDGJKSLG
A mere Statistic:
::runs out to get it::


Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

ahhahahah no. this is SO terribly inaccurate. i'm going to take it again. but i do have a cd case/jacket/thing with this picture on it. (it's the one full of ani cds. C-Di) the image is quite cute but i'm getting sick of it.



Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

phhhhhh now i've got the same one as brittany. and this one is ALSO terribly inaccurate. where the hell is the grouch cat. where is the grail!?



Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHH they just keep getting ... 'better'
less accurate dammit.

anyway it would seem there are only five choices, none of which are me and none of which are grail. i loathe this test.
today was the band concert and it was one of these black dress or skirt/blouse deals. so i didnt have a black dress or any of that. so we went all over and ended up getting this AMAZINGLY COOL skirt at moondance (my favorite place i swear) and i needed black shoes. so mom took me to chinatown imports and i got some little $6 chinese shoes there but theyre rather small, actually...
point: i needed new shoes. and i actually TOLD mom so, which wasnt very smart, let me tell you. the point is we went to oak court mall and mom attacked the shoes and i was like 'nooo' and i made her take me to journeys because its reasonable there. i like it there, sometimes. so the point is we went and i got new black converse shoes (just the same as my old ones) except that theyre kinda... big. i should let you know now i have THE tiniest feet ever. ok maybe not. but they are damn small. and the smallest that anyone has is a 6 and mine are like 5 and a half, usually. or something along those lines. or smaller.
point: i forgot that my old converse shoes were in mens sizes!! and they fit just fiiiine, it was like a 4 or something. so the new ones are going to be large, once i start wearing them around...
point: mom made me try on a million and one pairs of shoes (boots, really) because i wanted some sort of. i was like 'i wish i had some of those big clunky black boots' and then mom was like 'ok' and before i knew it she was asking the evil man at journeys and i went alksdhglashg. i am not going to get into it.
point: i ended up getting clunky black boots and i love them to death.

also, the reason for all these shoes was that today was the varsity band concert (of which i am a part of) it was also the orchestra, jv band, jazz band, choirs' concert. (why is it that there are like four choirs)
did you know that zak baker was in the jazz band.
the jazz band is amazing amazing amazing wondrously good. theyre always the last to perform, as they are the finale and whatnot. and it was discovered and noted by katherine dohan and i that the guitarists and bassists of the jazz band all look the same from the back row of the auditorium when they are all wearing tuxedos and top hats. because they all have fluffy shaggy hair. well actually you can tell patrick (katherine said that was his name? well it's rather suiting. he looks like a damn leprechaun. a tall one, too.) apart from the other ones because his hair is deliriously long. it looks like. crimp n style barbie's: massively blond (dyed, i'm sure) and remotely wavy and as long as jingle bells.
point: he frightens me. A LOT.
another point: he looks very funny in a top hot.
yet another point: zak had hat hair today.
and another: you'll notice that all the guys in jazz band wore their tuxes and hats (and carried their canes) all day long, while the lesser, uncool beings of the other bands/orchestras/choirs, removed theirs.
jazz band members have mass pride. (no one else does) they know they are loved. like beans.
and anyway there are only three girls in the damn jazz band. (i think..... don't quote me!) and one is robin's sister acacia and she is quite cool because i say so.
anyway i have gotten horribly off-topic. it would be best to leave, especially since laylee is IMing me now.

Wednesday, December 12, 2001

sjusaeyeguy:did u kno that grapefruits contain antioxidants which stop some signs of aging
sjusaeyeguy:
IM THE GRAPEFRUIT LADY
sjusaeyeguy:
IM INVINCIBLE

Tuesday, December 11, 2001

i'm supposed to blog for brittany that i tried to take my portable cd player to the harry potter movie but my parents (who dragged me there) wouldnt let me.

Sunday, December 09, 2001

Super Saiyan AJ: and our umbrellas shall be open under the sun
Super Saiyan AJ: you're my hero
A mere Statistic: I've never even been to poland

Saturday, December 08, 2001

Super Saiyan AJ:yeah i'll stop by and do a strip-tease
Cj and Laki:
HUBBA HUBBA HEY says laylee
Laylee2000:and people take me more seriously when i have long hair
Laylee2000:
i appear more airhead-y w/short hair. with long hair people just think im fucked up
Laylee2000:KROGERS HAS GOOD COFFEE

Wednesday, December 05, 2001

Laylee2000:i liked ur skrit tons and tons
aLittleStarlight:
glaskdhasldkghlsdkgahasgdlhk what skirt

laylee told me to come blog so here i am. bliss.

Monday, December 03, 2001

A mere Statistic:are you ungood at math
A mere Statistic:
I know I am
A mere Statistic:
blue moooooooooon
A mere Statistic:
you saw me
A mere Statistic:
standing
A mere Statistic:
alooooooooone
A mere Statistic:
why does school attack you
A mere Statistic:
let's run away
A mere Statistic:
to a schoolless land

Sunday, December 02, 2001

dad: *returns from grocery* alanna? i think you'll be happy with the choice of cereal for you
me: what is it
dad: *holds up COUNT CHOCULA box*
me: *mass cackle thing*
dad: cause i love to see you smiiile
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE COOKIE PARTS
Cj and Laki:kjnkljg
Chaodoom:hullo.
Cj and Laki:
i slobbered on it\
Chaodoom:ok
Cj and Laki:
you have to believe we arw masgic
Chaodoom:how... appetizing
Cj and Laki:
IT S[PARKLES
Chaodoom:ok. i believe that.
Chaodoom:it does?
Chaodoom:keen.
Cj and Laki:
SDYTPOPPOIT
Chaodoom:now you're just being silly.
Cj and Laki:
do you see it!?
Chaodoom:yup.
Cj and Laki:
li
Cj and Laki:
ar
Cj and Laki:
no it really sparkels
Cj and Laki:
no one believes me
Cj and Laki:
youre taking me over
Cj and Laki:
even the burnt part sparkles
Cj and Laki:
mmmmm
Cj and Laki:
crumbly bread cookies
Cj and Laki:
thwack thwack
brittany is here and the DAMN PLANS ACTUALLY WORKED SORT OF. because i had to come an hour earlier, as brittany's tai chi class died and then she couldnt get in touch with katie so she still came at 1 and it was damn confusing. and then brittany's whole family died off to the restaurant with us and brittany 'will be a very good lawyer.' (in bed) yeahhh let me tell you about it. she has the 'the potential to be dirty' according to laylee. oh yes laylee didnt get to come to the restaurant :( but she DID show up at borders like waayyy late and she attacked me and we fell onto the suzanne vega cds. and katie listened to the smashing pumpkins too loud on her headphones and we could all hear them and then she wouldnt let us turn it down and you know billy corgan has a remotely annoying voice. esp when its all teeny tiny and floating around all over the place. and uh. brittany and i gave katie the last two books in the 'his dark materials' series by philip pullman and that was happy. and then katie had to leave and brittany invited laylee to my house
[brittany: i did not!
alanna: you did too
brittany: so whaaat!]
and she stayed for hours and hours on end but then she called her mom and she had to leave. :( and watched the 'fuckingest' movie [according to brittany] and it was called 'say anything' but then we watched a godawful movie called 'a knight's tale' and then and then uhm. we danced and danced to laylee's really cool mix cd for alanna and then she got tired and that was sad because we were like wooohaghahhaha. then her mom came and we ran out into the street and we had to chase down her car and give her the 'rockstar x-mas cd' that brittany made her. even though she is a jew. brittany is a terrible person. she did not say she wanted it!! no she didnt!! and it had fake beatles on it and people who were NOT simon and garfunkel and really bobby helms. HHAHAHAHAH. billy bobby. and some GODAWFUL shedaisy songs. but there were some good parts like john lennon's 'so this is christmas' because i told her to put that on there. and she found tori doing 'have yourself a merry little christmas' and BIF doing 'santa claus is coming to town' and that was funny as beans. and patti smith doing 'white christmas' and that was amusing and she couldnt quite hit the high notes and i liked it. and SPACE GHOST and the LEGION OF DOOM!!! ahhh that was the bestest. est. and uhm yes i am done with that.
so the point is that laylee's mix was really good!! and i knew a couple of those violent femmes song, like the one that CUT OFF after like 10 SECONDS. and brittany doesnt know how to spell femmes. I AM NOT ELMO. i am like. oscar. i will not sing this song. falalala. ok i can post now.
I HATE THE SESAME SEED TEST

Your personality type is: Elmo

You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.