Friday, August 17, 2001

DAMMIT ALL
I CANNOT POST.
MAD DOG GOD DAM.........
...............................................
so i'm reading 'jane eyre' now as well because my mom thinks it would be better for me to not have finished mythology when i go back to school than jane eyre, since that's more of a story. and the most important stuff in mythology is in the first chapter and i'm on page 208 in that. jane eyre is better than my 'friends' have said but who the hell can trust them, for liking misty crisco?!?! and they all HATE mythology and that makes me sob. as dad said, it should be the one we 'relate the most to' with all the tv shows and movies made out of mythology. like xena and hercules and shit. i know a lot of the stories already and i think i'm gonna have to reread sandman to catch all the little nuances which will be really really fun.
or a better word.
anyway, jane eyre has a really really slow start for what i've heard it to be about. its just opening up and i'm on page 100 and there's a lot crammed on every page. its by the same publishers as the monte cristo verison i had to read. damn you bantam book classics! and it has no illustrations either.
another thing that's wonderfully intersting about the myths, is seeing how things have evolved. like in fairy tales and all? things are much much less violent. the Chimaera, which is a fire-breathing monster with the front of a lioness, the end of a serpent, and the middle of a goat in the Greek myths, has diminshed to just 'a magical creature.' or some type of fantasy.
why does the singer lady in this song sound male?
and the centaurs also. they're very violent creatures.
i really love the way the gods are portrayed though. the greeks understood that NO ONE is perfect, least of all not the gods, who are full of imperfections. as well as representations. bacchus, for example. or uhm dionysus, the god of wine. theyre the same guy, for your information. but anyway. he's like a really jolly good-nature guy. until he's not. and then he's like ruthlessly violent. its showing two sides, and also the effects of the wine he represents.
oh and these followers of his are these wild women who run naked through the woods and eat the flesh of anything they come across.... the uhm maneads. or bacchalites. they killed orpheus.
well they kill him in some versions. in some, he was punished (not gonna get into that) into immortality and like his head is alive and seperate from his dismembered ... 'body'. which is pretty much nonexistant
well that's the version in sandman anyway. ahahahahahah. because there he's morpheus's son.
but in the book, he was uhm. killed. like really. and then the nymphs buried him. no wait.... not the nymphs, that was perkleahiaga whatever. the muses, i think, buried him. because calliope (muse of epic poetry... that's stories... for your information. sad fiends) is his mother. as she was in sandman. ooh and she had an issue in sandman too. i read that yes i did. and so should you!! and i like this song. what the hell is this.
eternal yay for diane izzo and her amazing voice of doom.
everyone go download 'wicked spell' by diane izzo. and if you can't find it, get anything else.
oh wait. nevermind. just go here. you can download it.
and uhm i'm gonna go try to change my updates. because i doubt blogger will let me publish this thing. so uhm i'll try to inform you guys from there.

Wednesday, August 15, 2001

i hate blogger.
blogger won't let me publish my page dammit.
Biting Flame: i had to tour the high school today and meet a couple of my teachers
Biting Flame: and i was horrified
hoy bofe: why???
Biting Flame: what do you mean why
hoy bofe: the teachers or the school
hoy bofe: or... all of the above
Biting Flame: everything
Biting Flame: its soooooo big
hoy bofe: aw
Biting Flame: its the biggest school in the city
hoy bofe: how many students
Biting Flame: like 2000
Biting Flame: i wanted to go to a smaller high school
hoy bofe: well
hoy bofe: I went to one w/ 1500
hoy bofe: it was kind of culture shock at first
Biting Flame: yeah
Biting Flame: its like a big shock though, coming here right after middle school. because the middle school only had two grades
hoy bofe: weird.
Biting Flame: but my friend, christen, who's going into 11th, she's my mom's friend's daughter and my mom was at their house and she got christen to call me
Biting Flame: and like she's gonna adopt me or something and i was like ;_; thank god
hoy bofe: hehehe good :)
Biting Flame: i know
Biting Flame: i was freaking out
hoy bofe: just surround yourself with nice people
Biting Flame: and she told me all about my teachers
Biting Flame: and how i was gonna get the 'i'm a forty-year-old virgin and proud of it' speech from my latin teacher
Biting Flame: *dies massively*
hoy bofe: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Biting Flame: i know
Biting Flame: X_X
hoy bofe: you'll be fine
Biting Flame: i doubt it
hoy bofe: heheh, trust me
hoy bofe: you'll hate it, but you'll be fine
Biting Flame: -_-
Biting Flame: oh thank you
Biting Flame: i'll probably get trampled on the second day
hoy bofe: no
Biting Flame: yeah yeah yeah
hoy bofe: heheheh
hoy bofe: have you ever heard of anyone being trampled?
hoy bofe: at school
hoy bofe: noooooooo
Biting Flame: ahahgahkla yes
Biting Flame: jesse and jenny luo were almost trampled
hoy bofe: almost
Biting Flame: yes, see!
hoy bofe: hehe
hoy bofe: I promise, you've got nothing to worry about
hoy bofe: They always hype shit up to be soooooo much worse than it really is
hoy bofe: Especially teachers
hoy bofe: "in high school you won't be able to sleep in class"
hoy bofe: yeah right.
Biting Flame: aahah
Biting Flame: ive never slept in class
hoy bofe: oh well, lol
hoy bofe: mrs perfect here
Biting Flame: ............... not really
Biting Flame: i'm not a very good student
hoy bofe: yeah and you have what straight a's?
Biting Flame: noooooooooooooooooooo
Biting Flame: *dies massively*
Biting Flame: seriously
hoy bofe: hehe
hoy bofe: ok straight a+s
Biting Flame: -_-................................
Biting Flame: no
hoy bofe: :)
Biting Flame: i made a 10 on a history test last year
hoy bofe: HA
Biting Flame: but it was all mr. jackson's fault
Biting Flame: i hate that man
hoy bofe: I made a 36 on my government quiz
Biting Flame: hahaahahhahahahaahh
hoy bofe: But it was like seriously the hardest quiz ever
*junk about hard, evil teachers*
hoy bofe: oh well
hoy bofe: it will be a lot of fun
hoy bofe: you'll meet cool people
hoy bofe: but you'll hate the actual school :)
Biting Flame: i doubt that
Biting Flame: i like the epitome of anti-social
Biting Flame: or something
hoy bofe: i was when i was your age too :)
hoy bofe: well, now i am again... but anyway
hoy bofe: there was a period of time say, from when i got a car until basically 3 weeks ago
hoy bofe: i hardly was at home, or not w/out my friends
Biting Flame: well whatever
Biting Flame: i dont like people.
Biting Flame: seriously.
Biting Flame: i do NOT like people.
hoy bofe: hehe
Biting Flame: its true
hoy bofe: i know
Biting Flame: especially not friendly people
hoy bofe: ont even me?
Biting Flame: what is that supposed to mean
Biting Flame: i dont know you
hoy bofe: so you don't like your friends?
Biting Flame: you're twisting things
hoy bofe: well you know your friends
hoy bofe: right/
Biting Flame: yeah
Biting Flame: but i dont have very many friends
Biting Flame: at all
Biting Flame: brittany is my friend. i talk to her about things.
Biting Flame: i talk to my sister about important things
Biting Flame: and laylee is one of my really good friends even though we're just hyperactive
Biting Flame: and then everyone else is an accquaintance
hoy bofe: ah yes
Biting Flame: what does that mean
hoy bofe: I'm startin' to understand what you're saying
Biting Flame: thank god
hoy bofe: I never had a friend until like my sophomore year
Biting Flame: but i bet you wanted some, didnt you
hoy bofe: just casual acquaintances... that only talked to me when they needed something
hoy bofe: well, not really... because all of my "acquaintanaces" really pissed me off
hoy bofe: the friends kind of just happened
Biting Flame: the point is i dont really want any more friends. i dont WANT to be social. i dont WANT to know people
Biting Flame: people piss me off all the time.
hoy bofe: hehe
Biting Flame: stop heheing at me

Tuesday, August 14, 2001

Laylee2000: 'girl goddess #9'..... actually that's pretty offensive. the book isn't even really about sex. that's so annoying
Laylee2000: whjat.the.fuck.
Laylee2000: ahahhaah
Laylee2000: you were disappointed cuz ud idnt get to read ur crazy lesbian sex boooks? SHEESH
Laylee2000: :)
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHA
Biting Flame: AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Biting Flame: akghalkhaalksdhgasldkhlakshghlsad
Laylee2000: MUAHhahahahah
Biting Flame: imood recommended it to me because i said i was raunchy
Biting Flame: LOLOLOL
Laylee2000: i dont knwo what that book is although i remember you liked it in like 6thg rade
Laylee2000: IT SAID YOU WERE RAUNCHY?!?!
Laylee2000: oh my my my my MY
Laylee2000: ahjaaaaj
Biting Flame: ahahaahahahahahaha
Biting Flame: i was kidding
Biting Flame: but whatever
Laylee2000: ahahahahah
Laylee2000: ......no you werent :) you reeally wanted to read a crazy lesbian sex book! admit it! AdMTI IT DAMMTI
Biting Flame: agklhsdlahhahahahhhhaahaahahalfmao
Laylee2000: whoa
Biting Flame: there's a band called dragsterbarbie
Biting Flame: that kicks ass
Chaodoom: hahha
Biting Flame: i wonder if theyre any good
Chaodoom: we can find out =)
Biting Flame: hey you wouldnt like them i think
Biting Flame: you'd probably label them as 'feminazi' i can tell already
Chaodoom: ahahahahahahaha
Chaodoom: i just call em feminazi cuz you like em. =)
Biting Flame: x_x
Biting Flame: youre so evil
ok so i've found some amazingly cool bands and stuff lately. such as..... Pavement, Marine Research, Sarah Dougher, radioKing, cherry soda, PURRr, Trophy Wife, Chickweed, Jen Faith, moonbabies, Kate Rears, and a Courtney Love who's NOT Courtney Love!! those are some of the better ones......... i have the most massive list ever of bands that were recommended to me and i haven't even finished looking through the first page yet. i'm like on download spree and check out my amazon.com wishlist for some other shtuff i listen to. and the mp3 page thingies, even though those are mostly cds i own.
ok so i'm trying to remember what's been happening. nothing really.... i blogged on friday... we CLEANED on saturday so that was blah. and i didn't get online until late and then my dad stole the comp two seconds later.
then on sunday, i had been invited to frankie's cousin's birthday. he was turning three. i met a bunch of her relatives and relatives's friends and dogs and i was so confused because everyone's name suddenly sounded the same. or maybe its just the family. so the party was only 2 hours long, and it rained the whole time, and there was thunder and lightning and wahtnot, and afterward frankie's parents were driving me home. except that there was a flashflood thing and the street that they were driving on was like all flooded and some cars were stuck, so instead of trying to go on a different route, which they apparently find impossible, they drove me to frankie's grandparents's house and we stayed there for a forever and vibrated on the sofa and i really like that little dog and the grandmother put on some easy listening on the tv and was listening to big band on the radio at the same time and i nearly went insane and i called my mom a few times, and of course she was too not-worried to take my subtle hints and so i stayed there for another forever and we had some funkyass pizza and then at like .... 6:30 or so we went home. and i discovered that daddy had bought a dvd player. then i came home and after a while, i got online for a while and then mom got mad at me for i don't remember what and now i have to read 100 pages a day in my required reading before i can get on the computer. so i read 100 pages of monte cristo and got back on..... like five hours later. i am a very very slow reader.
today, i woke up, at like 3:30pm and started reading but i only finished at 11pm because
1. i am slow.
2. MORGAN was in the room and she's very distracting.
3. i had dinner and watched a sinead o'connor behind the music thing on vh1.
4. i took little short break thingies.
5. i have run out of things to say.
i'm talking to laylee about brittany's bday party thingie which laylee didn't even KNOW about. brittany you do have to disclose the information SOME time.
[Laylee2000: ......brittany is having a party? :)
Laylee2000: didnt know that! ahha----i donthtink im invited WAAAHhh]
and now we're talking about how we HAVE to watch rocky horror.
Biting Flame: and so we therefore have to rent dude where's my car
Biting Flame: and brittany halfway invited morgan
Laylee2000: YOU SAW IT WITHOUT ME
Biting Flame: awwwwwwww i'm sorry
Laylee2000: you flaming BASTARD
Laylee2000: ahhaha aww :) cutie
Biting Flame: i told brittany that we HAVE TO RENT
Biting Flame: ROCKY HORROR
Biting Flame: as well
Biting Flame: and then i said that you have to dress up as doctor frankufeentur because you'd make a great one
Biting Flame: and then brittany didnt get it but she laughed anyway
Laylee2000: ahahaha
Laylee2000: dress who up ? ME?
Laylee2000: yes id make a RAVISHING transvestite hahahahah OH MY :)
Biting Flame: LOLOL yes i know
Biting Flame: that was my point
Laylee2000: HAHAHHAAHHAH
omg ghaghahh. i changed my imood and they recommended me 'girl goddess #9'..... actually that's pretty offensive. the book isn't even really about sex. that's so annoying. imood eats my soul and they didnt have the word wretched the other day.
wow i sure am blogging. that had to be the longest break ever.

Friday, August 10, 2001

Super Saiyan AJ: *fixes his shorts*
Super Saiyan AJ: they keep riding up on me
Super Saiyan AJ: it's very
Super Saiyan AJ: irritating
Super Saiyan AJ: i had pants on
Super Saiyan AJ: then i took a shower
Super Saiyan AJ: and i was like
Super Saiyan AJ: shorts
Biting Flame: i like pants
Super Saiyan AJ: cause...
Super Saiyan AJ: then i stood in front of a fan
Super Saiyan AJ: and i said
Super Saiyan AJ: "that cowgirl looks like lana"
Super Saiyan AJ: and she was on tv
Biting Flame: O_O
Biting Flame: WHAT
Biting Flame: SHE DID NOT
Biting Flame: i hate you
Super Saiyan AJ: and then she shot that guy
Biting Flame: asgdhjalskgdhlsdagh
Biting Flame: i didnt shoot anybody
Biting Flame: and my look-alike didnt either
Super Saiyan AJ: and then she was like "john wayne"
Super Saiyan AJ: and there was crying
Super Saiyan AJ: and jive
Super Saiyan AJ: maybe it wasnt john wayne
Super Saiyan AJ: no...it wasnt
Super Saiyan AJ: it was some other guy
Super Saiyan AJ: and he liked hanging out with a drunk postal worker
Super Saiyan AJ: that stole my dang-flangled candy cane!!!!
Biting Flame: morgan said that i cant be a cowgirl
Biting Flame: because i'm too wimpy
Super Saiyan AJ: naw
Biting Flame: and i have no hat
Super Saiyan AJ: you're a tough cookie
Biting Flame: and i don't own a belt
Biting Flame: or a boot
Biting Flame: or a pair of tight jeans
Biting Flame: i am not a tough cookie
Biting Flame: since when am i a tough cookie
Biting Flame: I'M SO HUNGRY
PoGiBoY182: geez
PoGiBoY182: are you like
PoGiBoY182: a deprived hungry child
PoGiBoY182: just like nick?
PoGiBoY182: ive seen his home
PoGiBoY182: its terrible
Biting Flame: ahgalkakahkgahkglahsddlgs

Thursday, August 09, 2001

i hate people.
JC84559: hey guess what
Biting Flame: ?
Biting Flame: what
JC84559: u kno alannas morsette?
Biting Flame: *alanis morissette
JC84559: yea yea watever
Biting Flame: you poor fool
JC84559: eminem likes her music
Biting Flame: like i care
JC84559: im jus sayin
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: ............... and your point?
JC84559: he likes music
JC84559: lol
Biting Flame: so what
Biting Flame: is this supposed to make me think any higher of him?
JC84559: yrs
JC84559: yea
Biting Flame: well it didnt work
hoy bofe: bush is talking on stem cells
Biting Flame: o.o
Biting Flame: he's frightening
hoy bofe: woohoo
hoy bofe: stem cells are neato
Biting Flame: bush is not
hoy bofe: true
Biting Flame: ahahhaha
Biting Flame: see
hoy bofe: are you watching this crap
hoy bofe: here's the synopsis
hoy bofe: "OK I HAVE NO IDEA WAHT IM GOING TO TALK ABOUT SO I WILL JUST SAY BOTH SIDES FO THE STORY AND HOPE YOU FALL ASLEEP"
Biting Flame: o.o
Biting Flame: what
Laylee2000: i love this part
Laylee2000: o.o.o.o.ol.
Laylee2000: LOOK many eyes
Chaodoom: satanic bibles, hmm?
Chaodoom: oh my god
Chaodoom: i LOVE 7-11
Chaodoom: i love slurpees
Chaodoom: i love mountain dew code red
Biting Flame: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAH
Chaodoom: i am absolutely dying with love of this code red slurpee.
SuperKittyDK: *FALLS OVER DEAD AND DIES*
Super Saiyan AJ: who here knows where milk shakes came from?
Chaodoom: AJ. they come from cow-tipping.
Chaodoom:
Super Saiyan AJ: oh...
Super Saiyan AJ: i never would have guessed
Super Saiyan AJ: do you suppose that if you dont milk a cow for a long time...that...
Super Saiyan AJ: it's udder would then be full of cheese
Chaodoom: if you don't milk a cow for a long time
Chaodoom: then it stops producing milk
Chaodoom: =)
Biting Flame: whats that band
Biting Flame: and theres those guys
Biting Flame: and theres a desert
Biting Flame: and some shoes?
Chaodoom: jimmy eat world.
Biting Flame: no not them
Super Saiyan AJ: at which point you could hit it like a pinata...dang word
Super Saiyan AJ: and it would...explode with cheese doodles
Chaodoom: ok
Chaodoom: how... disturbing AJ
Biting Flame: YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP
Super Saiyan AJ: WHAT I DO NOW, I DO FOR SCIENCE!!!
Chaodoom: new layout
Chaodoom: it's... interesting
Chaodoom: different
Chaodoom: but i am liking the pic of the giggling faerie.
Chaodoom: "giggle giggle," says the photo
Chaodoom: "i like you, photo," says the Chao