ok so brittany was over. and i started making a post while she was still here but the computer died and it went away. i'm gonna save this one before anything else happens.
ok so after daddy came home, i asked if he would take me to the movie theatre to meet brittany and have a jolly good time. but he said that we would have to leave right that second to make the time and
1) i wasnt dressed
2) i didnt want to be dressed
3) dad wanted to eat
so that idea went away. then we tried to meet at borders because dad said he'd drive me after he finished eating but he said he would NOT pick me up. so we tried to either make brittany's fred drive me home or let me spend the night but i couldnt so we just drove over there and picked up brittany and then took her home while listening to bikini kill and all the 'language' and she spent the night. we got online first of all and i ate meatless chicken while she talked at aj and things. and we watched saturday night live with patrick shewayayzzeseee and things and uhm then we came online and talked for a while and right as soon as daddy went to bed BRITTANY BECAME THE MOST HYPER PERSON ON THE FACE OF EXISTANCE.... it was seriously hilarious. i finally broke out the camera and i used like all the film on pictures of her. and she kept trying to touch her tongue to her nose. o_O aaaand then we were so hyper dad got mad because of our loudness so we went and watched monty python and the holy grail while playing monopoly and we watched the adventures of baron munchesoun while playing monopoly and then we watched 30 minutes of encino man while playing monopoly then we listened to counting crows and ani difranco ALL WHILE PLAYING MONOPOLY. then the cd was over and we became extremely hyper and i started throwing the property and the dice and all the little houses at brittany and we were sooooo tired and we couldnt pick them up and we were laughing the whole time and she was wearing the box on her head and.... omg it was insane. but after that the game was kind of dead and we just kept paying each other so we stopped and counted up money and properties and i won by almost $2000. and at that point in time, as we were putting up the game and talking and laughing, who should walk in but DADDY. .....it seems we stayed up all night. so we went into my room and brittany was trying to figure out about morgan's room and she went 'EW' and there was this roach lying on its back on the floor there. and she hopped over it and went 'OH MY GOD I SWEAR IT MOVED' and i went 'WHAT' and then suddenly the roach flipped over and scuttled around and we went OGIAWHEPOIAWHEIOAPGEOIAHGHAHGIAWEOOAIGWPEI just like that and things weren't cool and so brittany then SMASHED IT MANY TIMES with a towel between it and her hands and all the while she made this noise that is decidedly spelled 'GNEEIH GNEEIH' and.... it was hilarious. 'GNEEIH GNEEIH' is now the Brittany Roach Killer noise. it has powers. then we became the wonder twins and things were funny. and then we giggled into bed and talked for a long time and i was so tired i couldnt even keep my eyes open while speaking. but it was good. and nothing i said made sense.... hahahah. so we went to bed about 8 something and we woke up when mom came home on break at 4:30pm and we realised that brittany wasnt gone. her mom was supposed to have picked her up at 3:30 and brittany said '...shes probably on her way' a few moments later we got a call, turning out to be mrs. mcbride and she had come by the house and NO ONE HAD ANSWERED... O_O...... so she said that doc rob was coming to pick up brittany at 6:30. we got up and brittany made me some eggs and herself an egg bagel sandwhich, which leaked everywhere. and we ate many jolly ranchers except i only got the fruit punch ones because brittany doesnt like those. and then we made the digital camera work THANK GOD FOR THAT. so there'll be more pictures from now on. weee. brittany left like right after we got it working..... so here i am.
*the blue thingie in the picture of me and brit is the salt shaker ahahah*
Thursday, July 19, 2001
ok lets see. uhm where the hell did i leave off in this pathetic story
Cj and Laki: brittany wants to know why you have to take kick boxing t
BlinkChik441: BECAUSE OF THE BLINK CONCERT!!
BlinkChik441: haah
BlinkChik441: because my dad really wants me to
BlinkChik441: he wants me to learn some form of self defense becaus eim a weak ass motherfucker
BlinkChik441: BECAUSE OF THE BLINK CONCERT!!
BlinkChik441: haah
BlinkChik441: because my dad really wants me to
BlinkChik441: he wants me to learn some form of self defense becaus eim a weak ass motherfucker
Wednesday, July 18, 2001
LOOK LOOK BRITTA THE GENIUS FIXED LANA'S ANI DIFRANCO MP3 AND NOW EVERYONE GETS TO WORSHIP HER WOO HOO!!!!!
Atea Diosa:so do you wanna do something this weekend?
Biting Flame:BRITTANY ARE YOU THAT DENSE
Biting Flame:I'M LEAVING SATURDAY
Atea Diosa:OH YEA.. FUCK!
Not really an SN: god what a dense whore
Biting Flame:BRITTANY ARE YOU THAT DENSE
Biting Flame:I'M LEAVING SATURDAY
Atea Diosa:OH YEA.. FUCK!
Not really an SN: god what a dense whore
DBZTOOCOOL: carson daly is a man whore
Renay Bly: so are you, Jass
Not really an SN: hey fuck you carson daly is hot
Biting Flame: who the fuck is that
Not really an SN: I'd like to ride his magic staff or some shit
Atea Diosa: thats great nick ;)
Not really an SN: and while I was doing it I would say
Not really an SN: Imperialism is the eve of the social revolution of the proletariat.
Renay Bly: so are you, Jass
Not really an SN: hey fuck you carson daly is hot
Biting Flame: who the fuck is that
Not really an SN: I'd like to ride his magic staff or some shit
Atea Diosa: thats great nick ;)
Not really an SN: and while I was doing it I would say
Not really an SN: Imperialism is the eve of the social revolution of the proletariat.
well mom basically just said she's NOT gonna take me to a movie because 1) it suddenly became dad's responsibility (?) and 2) where she wants to go is in the opposite direction from all the theatres.
so i'm waiting for daddy to get home.
so i'm waiting for daddy to get home.
Atea Diosa: the peice of cloth is probably what i'll wear...
gahpiowehahahaha thats so fucking hilarious. shes using my name for that 'shirt' she has.
gahpiowehahahaha thats so fucking hilarious. shes using my name for that 'shirt' she has.
someone's home and im gonna try to convince them to take me to a movie.
BEHOLD THE MASSIVE LAYLEES
... omg shes gonna kill me for this ghahgahhahahhaahaha i love you laylee
... omg shes gonna kill me for this ghahgahhahahhaahaha i love you laylee
jerel, brittany, and i are having a mass discussion on movies such as legally blond and princess diaries.
x Eien No Yami x: i mean, im embarrassed for the god damn director of both of those movies...
^jerel
x Eien No Yami x: i mean, im embarrassed for the god damn director of both of those movies...
^jerel
Biting Flame: agpaoweiahgahahhgawhahehahgahaahha
Biting Flame: Smart One
FierceTeDDy: you know agpaoweiahgahahhgawhahehahgahaahha sounds sort of like sacajewea
FierceTeDDy: ..or something
Biting Flame: Smart One
FierceTeDDy: you know agpaoweiahgahahhgawhahehahgahaahha sounds sort of like sacajewea
FierceTeDDy: ..or something
Biting Flame: and morgan is decidedly ben franklin
Not really an SN: she always is
Not really an SN: she always is
Not really an SN: let's nap
Not really an SN: *nap nap nap nap nap nap nap nap*
Biting Flame: AHAHAHAHHAHH
Biting Flame: thats a hell of a lot of napping going on there
Not really an SN: *nap nap nap nap nap nap nap nap*
Biting Flame: AHAHAHAHHAHH
Biting Flame: thats a hell of a lot of napping going on there
Biting Flame: and i'm sitting here drinking doritos and eating coke
Not really an SN: kzdfhlakdfh
Not really an SN: kzdfhlakdfh
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