Laylee2000:and people take me more seriously when i have long hair
Laylee2000:i appear more airhead-y w/short hair. with long hair people just think im fucked up

Laylee2000:KROGERS HAS GOOD COFFEE

POOR LAYLEE

nick makes me hungry

i lub lappy joose.

Laylee2000:i liked ur skrit tons and tons
aLittleStarlight:glaskdhasldkghlsdkgahasgdlhk what skirt

laylee told me to come blog so here i am. bliss.

A mere Statistic:are you ungood at math
A mere Statistic:I know I am
A mere Statistic:blue moooooooooon
A mere Statistic:you saw me
A mere Statistic:standing
A mere Statistic:alooooooooone
A mere Statistic:why does school attack you
A mere Statistic:let's run away
A mere Statistic:to a schoolless land

dad: *returns from grocery* alanna? i think you'll be happy with the choice of cereal for you
me: what is it
dad: *holds up COUNT CHOCULA box*
me: *mass cackle thing*
dad: cause i love to see you smiiile

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE COOKIE PARTS

Cj and Laki:kjnkljg
Chaodoom:hullo.
Cj and Laki:i slobbered on it\
Chaodoom:ok
Cj and Laki:you have to believe we arw masgic
Chaodoom:how... appetizing
Cj and Laki:IT S[PARKLES
Chaodoom:ok. i believe that.
Chaodoom:it does?
Chaodoom:keen.
Cj and Laki:SDYTPOPPOIT
Chaodoom:now you're just being silly.
Cj and Laki:do you see it!?
Chaodoom:yup.
Cj and Laki:li
Cj and Laki:ar
Cj and Laki:no it really sparkels
Cj and Laki:no one believes me
Cj and Laki:youre taking me over
Cj and Laki:even the burnt part sparkles
Cj and Laki:mmmmm
Cj and Laki:crumbly bread cookies
Cj and Laki:thwack thwack

brittany is here and the DAMN PLANS ACTUALLY WORKED SORT OF. because i had to come an hour earlier, as brittany's tai chi class died and then she couldnt get in touch with katie so she still came at 1 and it was damn confusing. and then brittany's whole family died off to the restaurant with us and brittany 'will be a very good lawyer.' (in bed) yeahhh let me tell you about it. she has the 'the potential to be dirty' according to laylee. oh yes laylee didnt get to come to the restaurant :( but she DID show up at borders like waayyy late and she attacked me and we fell onto the suzanne vega cds. and katie listened to the smashing pumpkins too loud on her headphones and we could all hear them and then she wouldnt let us turn it down and you know billy corgan has a remotely annoying voice. esp when its all teeny tiny and floating around all over the place. and uh. brittany and i gave katie the last two books in the 'his dark materials' series by philip pullman and that was happy. and then katie had to leave and brittany invited laylee to my house
[brittany: i did not!
alanna: you did too
brittany: so whaaat!]
and she stayed for hours and hours on end but then she called her mom and she had to leave. :( and watched the 'fuckingest' movie [according to brittany] and it was called 'say anything' but then we watched a godawful movie called 'a knight's tale' and then and then uhm. we danced and danced to laylee's really cool mix cd for alanna and then she got tired and that was sad because we were like wooohaghahhaha. then her mom came and we ran out into the street and we had to chase down her car and give her the 'rockstar x-mas cd' that brittany made her. even though she is a jew. brittany is a terrible person. she did not say she wanted it!! no she didnt!! and it had fake beatles on it and people who were NOT simon and garfunkel and really bobby helms. HHAHAHAHAH. billy bobby. and some GODAWFUL shedaisy songs. but there were some good parts like john lennon's 'so this is christmas' because i told her to put that on there. and she found tori doing 'have yourself a merry little christmas' and BIF doing 'santa claus is coming to town' and that was funny as beans. and patti smith doing 'white christmas' and that was amusing and she couldnt quite hit the high notes and i liked it. and SPACE GHOST and the LEGION OF DOOM!!! ahhh that was the bestest. est. and uhm yes i am done with that.
so the point is that laylee's mix was really good!! and i knew a couple of those violent femmes song, like the one that CUT OFF after like 10 SECONDS. and brittany doesnt know how to spell femmes. I AM NOT ELMO. i am like. oscar. i will not sing this song. falalala. ok i can post now.

I HATE THE SESAME SEED TEST

Your personality type is: Elmo

You are cute, and everyone loves you. You are a best friend that no one takes the chance of losing. You never hurt feelings and seldom have your own feelings hurt. Life is a breeze. You are witty and calm most of the time. Just keep clear of backstabbers, and you are worry free.

brittany and i are the worst plan-makers EVER. seriously. katie and laylee and brittany and i have been trying to make plans the last HOUR. katie left about half an hour ago and since then i have been trying to get the plans straight. ok i THINK i'm supposed to show up at brittany's tai chi class, beishou lin, at 1 and then her parents are driving all of us to a restaruant, saigon li (except it might not be that one, it might be another one) and then we're going to borders after lunch and then either our parents are picking us up or we're going home with brittany. and laylee and katie cant stay so i'll probably go home with brittany except that it might be easier on her parents for her to go home with me so i dont know. anyway........

aLittleStarlight:WELL WHY DONT I JUST GO THERE INSTEAD OF DAMNED BEISHOULINGA SDLKGHALSDGHDL
Atea Diosa:yes but we might go to another one i don't know alanna ;_;
aLittleStarlight:o.o
aLittleStarlight:oh
Laylee2000:HAHAHAHAHh
aLittleStarlight:*dies*
aLittleStarlight:god
Laylee2000:oh god
Atea Diosa:thats why.
Laylee2000:ur plans are very hard people
Atea Diosa:thast why i watn you to come to me
Atea Diosa:so i can take you where we're going
aLittleStarlight:these plans are SHITTY
Laylee2000:this is so difficult, plans with you two are always confusing and never work
aLittleStarlight:lol i know
aLittleStarlight:god
aLittleStarlight:watch this
aLittleStarlight:i'm gonna be the only one there
Laylee2000:HAHA
aLittleStarlight:and i'll come at the wrong time
Laylee2000:yes yo are
Laylee2000:HAHAHAHAHHA
Laylee2000:alanna that wilL SO happen
aLittleStarlight:and then no one will even come at 1
Atea Diosa:lolol no you'll call first.
aLittleStarlight:and brittany will be slaving away at home working
aLittleStarlight:shh i'll come too early
Atea Diosa:well i'll be there at 1 lol.
Laylee2000:me n katie wont show and britta will kill me monday @ school
aLittleStarlight:and you wont be able to reach me
Atea Diosa:.......LOL WTF
aLittleStarlight:and i'll like sit there in the rain and the place will be closed
Atea Diosa:LOL
Atea Diosa:hahahahha
aLittleStarlight:because like. it burned down
Laylee2000:AWWWWW
aLittleStarlight:and so i sit outside it all night
Atea Diosa:i'll call you if its closed lol
Atea Diosa:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Atea Diosa:*rolls around laughing*
Laylee2000:Hahahahahahahaha
Laylee2000:thats precious
aLittleStarlight:LOL
Atea Diosa:ok i really need to get o sleep
aLittleStarlight:doesnt that sound likely as beans
Atea Diosa:so so hahaha
aLittleStarlight:geez
Atea Diosa:i'll call you tomorrow after my parents awaken lana
aLittleStarlight:god
Laylee2000:mkay
aLittleStarlight:i wont be up
Atea Diosa:and we'll make it so definite we can't change a thing
Laylee2000:hahah
aLittleStarlight:you'll have to leave a damn message
Atea Diosa:or something like that
Atea Diosa:so i'll wake you up
aLittleStarlight:ok hld on
aLittleStarlight:my mom or somebody will prob be up
aLittleStarlight:so talk to her
Atea Diosa:no cause i'll need to know if your parents can come
Atea Diosa:i mean can bring you
Atea Diosa:*mass spasm*
aLittleStarlight:o.o
aLittleStarlight:bring me where
Atea Diosa:to bei shoulin!!!!!!!
aLittleStarlight:the restaurant?
Atea Diosa:where else?!
aLittleStarlight:what!
aLittleStarlight:why?!
Atea Diosa:lol NO!
aLittleStarlight:i'm so confused
Atea Diosa:GALJFDSKAJ JESUS CHIRST ALALANNA
aLittleStarlight:hahahahah
Atea Diosa:I DON'T KNOW WHICH RESTURANT WE'RE GOING TO
aLittleStarlight:i love my new name
Atea Diosa:PHO SAIGON OR SAIGON LI
aLittleStarlight:well whats your point
aLittleStarlight:by then you'll know hopefuly
Atea Diosa:SO THEREFORE YOU'RE ALL COMING TO BEI SHOULIN
Atea Diosa:AND MY PARENTS ARE TAKING YOU TO WHEREVER THEY WANT TO GO
Atea Diosa:alanna its just easier on me this way but if you want to sit infront of a fucking saigonli building and we go somewhere else then so be it
Laylee2000:...imscared...
Atea Diosa:of course you are
Laylee2000:youre scaring me brittany
Laylee2000:i love you
Atea Diosa:now i'm going to bed i'll call you tomorrow alanna and laylee don't just think you can coem to borders you have to put up a fucking struggle
Laylee2000:dont kill me and eat my children
Atea Diosa:fight your mother o-weak one
aLittleStarlight:mmmmmm i'm confused
aLittleStarlight:i'll probbaly go to borders at 1
Laylee2000:haha okay i will
aLittleStarlight:and hten it will burn down too
Atea Diosa:.....OLOL
aLittleStarlight:and i'll sit outside all night in the rain
Atea Diosa:no.
Laylee2000:and ill cal u @ 9 or w/e to tell u if i can come or not
Atea Diosa:GO TO BEISHOULIN AT ONE NO REASONS ARE ALLOWED JUST GO .
Atea Diosa:OK?!
aLittleStarlight:whats saigonli
Atea Diosa:damn straight you will laylee.
aLittleStarlight:what
Atea Diosa:ok.
Laylee2000:HAHAAH alanan just stop.
Laylee2000:ill explain
Atea Diosa:JUST GO TO BEI SHOULIN ALANNA.
Laylee2000:hahaha
aLittleStarlight:ahhagha whatioahdsaglks
Atea Diosa:YOU ARE REALLY KILLING ME
Atea Diosa:goodbye
Atea Diosa has left the room.

CutiePatootie005:UR DAD IS THE KEWLIEST WITH
CutiePatootie005:WELL CRAP
CutiePatootie005:HE WAS KINDA KEWL
CutiePatootie005:DESPITE HIS SILENCE

CutiePatootie005:WHO'S GOT A MULLET
kat09987:Karolina

Atea Diosa:william on toilet : come out, come out baby!!!!!
Atea Diosa:........ *freaky scared face*

george harrison died. he is my favorite beatle. good lord. i hate it when people pretend to know things they dont.

i finished reading 'the night trilogy' by elie wiesel a little while ago. an hour or so. i don't know why they made it a triology... it's three books, yes, but the first 'night' is a biography and hte other two 'dawn' and 'the accident' are fiction.. I THINK. god i am so confused. if 'the accident' is fiction, then the character has the same name as the author. it's quite quite confusing. but anyway 'night' is about the holocaust. and then the other two are like post. and really theyre all mainly about death. i really liked them though.
ok this is what i found to be the saddest part of the whole damned book. i'm sure it wont seem as sad now, without having read everything before it, but it was the only part that made me teary-eyed. the main character (eliezer) and his father have just been taken to Gleiwitz which is this concentration camp and theyre shoved into these barracks (to go to sleep) and it's so crowded that they have to walk on people and no one's screaming or making noise or anything and people are walking on them and it's awful and there's no room to breathe and things. ehh i think there might be more to this passage than i thought. uhm. anyway....
"My father and I were thrown to the ground by this rolling tide. Beneath our feet someone let out a rattling cry: 'You're crushing me... mercy!' A voice that was not unknown to me
'You're crushing me... mercy! mercy!' The same faint voice, the same rattle, heard somewhere before. That voice had spoken to me one day. Where? When? Years ago? No, it could only have been at the camp.
'Mercy!' I felt that I was crushing him. I was stopping his breath. I wanted to get up. I struggled to disengage myself, so that he could breathe. But I was crushed myself beneath the weight of other bodies. I could hardly breathe. I dug my nails into unknown faces. I was biting all round me, in order to get air. No one cried out.
Suddenly I remembered. Juliek! The boy from Warsaw who played the violin in the band at Buna...
'Juliek, is it you?'
'Eliezer... the twenty-five strokes of the whip. Yes... I remember.' [elie got beaten at buna] He was silent. A long moment elapsed.
'Juliek! Can you hear me, Juliek?'
'Yes...' he said in a feeble voice. 'What do you want?'
He was not dead.
'How do you feel, Juliek?' I asked, less to know the answer than to hear that he could speak, that he was alive.
'All right, Eliezer... I'm getting on all right... hardly any air... worn out. My feet are swollen. It's good to rest, but my violin..." I thought he had gone out of his mind. What use was the violin here?
'What, your violin?' He gasped.
'I'm afraid... I'm afraid... that they'll break my violin... I've brought it with me.' I could not answer him. Someone was lying full length on top of me, covering my face. I was unable to breathe, through either mouth or nose. Sweat beaded my brow, ran down my spine. This was the end––the end of the road. A silent death, suffocation. No way of crying out, of calling for help.
I tried to get rid of my invisible assassin. My whole will to live was centered on my nails. I scratched. I battled for a mouthful of air. I tore at decaying flesh which did not respond. I could not free myself from this wass weighing down my chest. Was it a dead man I was struggling against? Who knows?
I shall never know. All I can say is that I won. I succeeded in digging a hole through this wall of dying people, a little hole through which I could drink in a small quantity of air.
'Father, how are you?' I asked, as soon as I could utter a word. I knew he could not be that far from me.
'Well!' answered a distant voice, which seeemed to come from another world. I tried to sleep. He tried to sleep. Was he right or wrong? Could one sleep here? Was it not dangerous to allow your vigilance to fail, even for a moment, when at any moment, when at any minute death could pounce upon you?
I was thinking of this when I heard the sound of a violin. The sound of a violin, in this dark shed, where the dead were heaped on the living. What madman could be playing the violin here, at the brink of his own grave? Or was it really an hallucination?
It must have been Juliek.
He played a fragment from Beethoven's concerto. I had never heard sounds so pure. In such a silence.
How had he managed to free himself? To draw his body from under mine without my being aware of it?
It was pitch dark. I could hear only the violin, and it was as thought Juliek's soul were the bow. He was playing his life. The whole of his life was gliding on the strings–– his lost hopes, his charred past, his extinguished future. He played as he would never play again.
I shall never forget Juliek. How could I forget that concert, given to an audience of dying and dead men! To this day, whenever I hear Beethoven played my eyes close and out of the dark rises the sad, pale face of my Polish friend, as he said farewell on his violin to an audience of dying men.
I do not know for how long he played. I was overcome by sleep. When I awoke, in the daylight, I could seek Juliek, opposite me, slumped over, dead. Near him lay his violin, smashed, trampled, a strange overwhelming little corpse."


i just don't know what i'm gonna do for my biography report (due monday) x_x... and i still havent turned in this project that was due an eternity ago because i keep forgetting about it when we get to class. as we are studying the odyssey in a very odd way and it consumes my entire attention, also as i am eating many cheesy popcorn bits.

yeah so i was in jackson, mississippi visiting my grandparents for a few days over thanksgiving break. and uhm i am going to post on the travel blog about it so yeah. laylee is mad because i dont post gahahah. i saw harry potter on friday, as i was manually forced into the damn theatre (betrayed by my family!) and it was godawful. and i bought 'dummy' by portishead and 'the bends' by radiohead and it was Big Fat Head Day. morgan did some more sketches for her Innocent Vegas Showgirl theme (thats what shes calling it, go complain to her) and theyre all gorgeous let me tell you.

A mere Statistic:fuck health
A mere Statistic:I'm never gonna be healthy I don't need to take this class
A mere Statistic:I'm gonna die of aids like last year
A mere Statistic:I'm probably like technically dead
A mere Statistic:like my heart stopped pumping a few years ago

A mere Statistic:go use this creepy vibrating cucumber thing
A mere Statistic:go like
A mere Statistic:feel like a woman
A mere Statistic:or whatever
Atea Diosa:oooooooooooooooooooooh
aLittleStarlight:...
aLittleStarlight:o.o
A mere Statistic:exactly

good lord. this is the most TERRIFYING thing i have seen in a while.

Laylee2000:im megaversatile

Laylee2000:i just got a direct hit on a bug ! ewwwww i squished it riiiiiight there w/the middle of my hand and it STUCK to my haaaand and ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwww its AFJSLDfkj gross. i dont like dead bugs. or live ones for that matter


A mere Statistic: ::smashs a laylee with the middle of his hand::
A mere Statistic: ::sticks::
A mere Statistic: ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwww

Laylee2000:why yes, yes i am
Laylee2000:why yes, i am god.

BRITTANY IS A SNOOD BITCH! I SWEAR!

Atea Diosa: OH OH OH YOU CHEAT
Atea Diosa: damn snood

do you dare addict yourself?! SNOOD ON!!

kat09987:Anyways, that gave me an idea for the CLUE extra credit thing....we could go tou lots of diff. movie places [dressed up really really weirdly] and hang outs in diff parts of town and see how the reactions differ
aLittleStarlight:ghaha what would that do
kat09987:I guess it would be a bit ..... I dunno... steryotypical,
kat09987:It would be extrememly interesting
aLittleStarlight:yeah it would
aLittleStarlight:and then we would get shot
aLittleStarlight:the end
kat09987:It would be so cool...

;_; brittany has made me REALLY paranoid about christmas. fuck fuck it's not even THANKSGIVING yet. BRITTANY THIS IS ALL YOUR DAMN FAULT.

jezebellekilara:john [boyfriend] looks like joe dirt
jezebellekilara:i still love his chest and his tattooes
jezebellekilara:but oh well
jezebellekilara:not a basis for a relationship exactly
jezebellekilara:unless you're REALLY shallow
jezebellekilara:and i was aiming for that

i think reblogger died again ;_;

A mere Statistic:I wish I talked like r2d2
aLittleStarlight:beep beep
A mere Statistic:and that some big yellow robot always understood me
A mere Statistic:I could me like "beep beep et oh et oh et et oh"
A mere Statistic:big yellow robot: "take that back!"

BE MYSELF GONNA GET IN YOUR WAY BE MYSELF YOURE THE ONE....
YOURE THE ONE LAST ONE....

;_; i want a kill rock stars gift pack for christmas

aghahga it would seem that yesterday nick spent his spare time taking all the damn test thingies. he cracks me up. dont you love him.

i just rememberd that in my dream i went to a radiohead concert

aahaah i just took the blogaholic quiz again and somehow managed to get 48% instead of 32... x_x have i changed so much in the past few days? or did i just learn what a meme was? hmm....

it would seem as though i am staying home again today.

ok it's called "Vidrar Vel" and it's by this icelandic band and good lord it is beautiful please go watch the video at mtv.com

my god i just saw the saddest/sweetest/beautifullest music video of all time. it was by sigur ros but i dont know the title.. it had a v in it. GOOD LORD I LOVED IT. if anyone knows what it was please attack me... ;_; i could cry

 
gahsdhaha what the hell sdhglaskdhglas

HAHAHA i rule

Take the Affliction Test Today!
well who is REALLY surprised.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Moderate
Schizotypal:	Very High
Antisocial:	Moderate
Borderline:	Moderate
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	Low
Avoidant:	High
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Moderate
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I HAVE HUGE PERSONALITY FLAWS!

I AM 32% GEEK.

I probably work in computers, or a history
deptartment at a college. I never really
fit in with the "normal" crowd. But I have
friends, and this is a good thing.

Take the GEEK Test at Fuali.com!

I am 52% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.



I am pretty addicted, but there is hope. I think I'm just well connected to the internet and technology, but it's really a start of a drug-like addiction. I must act now! Unplug this computer!


Take the INTERNET-ADDICT Test at Fuali.com!

I AM 40% GOTH.

Goth by night, normal by day. Deep in my
heart I know I am evil, but not on the
company's time. I do need to eat.

Take the GOTH Test at Fuali.com!

I am 63% Grunge.

I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the Grunge Test at Fuali.com!

today, brittany and bly and i are staying home from school.

A mere Statistic:my hair is all bed headed
aLittleStarlight:aaghaha
aLittleStarlight:mine is too
A mere Statistic:*feel feel*
A mere Statistic:so it is

jezebellekilara:stuff
jezebellekilara:stuff is dumb
aLittleStarlight:it sure is
aLittleStarlight:lets eat it
jezebellekilara:lol
jezebellekilara:yum
aLittleStarlight:now that is some good eatin

my cousin rita had her second baby today. they named her cassandra

my my i'm only a 32% blogaholic

Atea Diosa: DID YOU POST ON MY BLOG?!
aLittleStarlight: ....
aLittleStarlight: what
aLittleStarlight: no
aLittleStarlight: O.o
aLittleStarlight: i dont think so
aLittleStarlight: no
aLittleStarlight: what
aLittleStarlight: no
Atea Diosa: I POSTED THAT!??!?!
aLittleStarlight: YES LAHAHAHAHA
Atea Diosa: x_X
Atea Diosa: LOL WTF

Atea Diosa: your dirty words come out clean
A mere Statistic: damnit I'm talking to lana about social and innate morality, and how it affects sexual morality and whatnot
Atea Diosa: lol what
Atea Diosa: it was just in a song
Atea Diosa: shut up
Atea Diosa: i am the master at shoving many candy wrappers into a tiny milk dud box
Atea Diosa: <---master
A mere Statistic: ok
A mere Statistic: ::throws trix at you::

Atea Diosa:"and when it comes it comes abrupt it feels like trading brains with an imbisle"
aLittleStarlight:what the fuck
Atea Diosa:what the fuck

Ladygodiva76: dude we're so buying britt the new magnum XL XL trojan condoms - ok?

lana: oh you've gotta read the laylee quotes emote deleted my account
morgan: i posted on doy really stupid did you see it HA HA HA this is really stupid
brit: no
morgan: stp=afij I CAN'T KEEP UP
SHHHH
brit: X_X
mom: hey has anyone seen my terry pratchet book
alanna: i think it might be in the umm in the den?
morgan: hey alanna hey allana i'm aligator man*ramble* bumped into a tree swamp monster trying to drown her and i didn't know dingos lived in this part of george your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of eldeberiries(oops)
alanna: SCROLL DoWN ! YOU SPELLED MY NAME WRONG EVERYBODY TALK ABOUT POP MUSIC
*leave* Its A COMMERCIAL MOM
BRITT: Triest ot type
alanna: everybody talk about i know the trouble with the *something* grail is a bfat bastard
SCROLL DOWN
HA HA HA
alanna: *makes fun of rbrit typing *
tv: *scary music*
mom: LOOK ALANNA ITS ON
brt: o.o *pulbish*

Laylee2000: im going to eat my leg
Laylee2000: mmmmmm yummy knee....

aLittleStarlight: shh i'm putting you on my blog
Laylee2000: HAHAHAHAHAH
Laylee2000: yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Laylee2000: i love when u put me on there
Laylee2000: i go WOOWOO LOOK THATS MEEEEE !! and point to it like theres someone else here to see me pointing :)
Laylee2000: only i dont actually do thta....hahah

Laylee2000: omg i was offered a bar of chocolate last night by kyle and i was liek no i dont like solid chocolate
Laylee2000: and he was like? ok
Laylee2000: and i was like HAHA if id taken it, i woulda been a chocoalte whore
Laylee2000: IMA CHOCOLATE WHORE CHOCOLATE WHORE CHOCOLATECHOCOLATECHOCOLATE WHORE WHORE WHORE!!!
Laylee2000: haaaaaaahaaaaaa it was funn
Laylee2000: na dhe was like....whta the fuck!? hahahaha

Laylee2000: i thin kmy brothers really cool so its cool that hes [kyle] remotely like my brother in the "im not a preppy boy and im all cool n shit and i like all this cool music and im cool n shit" way
Laylee2000: ahahhahah thzt was fucked up

Laylee2000:but arg i think i shaved myt legs for nothing
Laylee2000:this is so annoying

ok it would seem that emote has deleted my account. emote is the place that lets me upload all my pictures and whatnot which is why everything is dead. also they will not let me make a new account, so for the time being everything is dead. sorry. give me a minute. blogs were supposed to be simple. i hate web sites.

my mother is insane.
mom: somebody saw my purse. somebody stole it. named alanna.

but. good lord. i think emote deleted my account. that is very sad. where am i going to put everything?!

A mere Statistic:I mean when I was little kid I became convinced that I could put headaches in socks

A mere Statistic:jesus christ on a cracker

hoy bofe:do you ever sleep

aLittleStarlight:that fellow frightens me
A mere Statistic:as he does me
aLittleStarlight:and his VOICE just KILLS MY SOUL
A mere Statistic:but
A mere Statistic:but
A mere Statistic:I love him

aLittleStarlight:my mother turns into a pumpkin at 11
A mere Statistic:well that's creepy

aww blogger is dyign

yay i am SO staying home from school!! and i almost slept through the whole damn thing too. we had a half day you know.

i love you, mr. bofe

now i am having archiving troubles.

the pet cd is very good.

i think the colors look funny over on the right side of the page. what do you think. i think they do.

i bought the pet cd today.

yay. many thanks to brittany AND bofe. you have healed mine bloggie.

this is beginning to kill me.

i agree with bly: blogger is pmsing.
this better not be fucking permanent!
i should file a complaint.

OK THIS IS NOT MY FAULT

good lord i broke the page

brittany, stay home on friday.

good lord x_x....

anyway liz phair was chosen for this layout because in the song 'supernova' she sings 'cuz youre a human supernova, a solar superman, you're an angel WITH WINGS OF FIRE, a giant flying friction blast' and i didnt know that at the time of the creation of this site.. yes indeed. so uhm. i'm about to go heal the little current side thing. yeah. uhm. ok.

Look i'm alanna *Giggle giggle*

laylee on halloween::: i was  a WHORE at aschool, and iw as the only one!!!!!!!!!

it seems as though brittany has just made a feeble attempt to speak at me. she doesnt even really know why i'm upset and i really don't think she's going to figure it out. morgan said she doesnt think the friendship is going to hold out much longer.

i am mad at brittany. i wonder if anyone could tell.

my grandfather, Henry Orville Stewart, 86, has suffered a mild heart attack. and he's ok. and he's in great health, considering he hasn't been to the hospital since 1970. last year granny had a little heart trouble as well and dad thinks grandaddy is going to have another heart attack also... they are keeping him in the hospital again tonight. he's going to be fine for now.

yesterday, as i hope you know, was morgan's birthday. we went to see monsters, inc and then we went to embassy suites and spent the night. it were good times indeed. monsters inc was cute and all and i may have liked it more than shrek. too early to tell. but i dont think it will win the oscar or anything. at embassy suites we road the elevator and looked at the fishies and marvelled at our room. then morgan opened her presents and we went swimming for a while till we reeked of chlorine and were wrinkly like many prunes. we then watched part of miss congeniality in the room (good lord i am sick of that movie) and mom ordered lovely room service pizza. and i drank mug root beer. and it was good. so uhm it came eventually and we ordered moulin rouge on the hotel tv. i liked it way more than i thought i would. waaayyyy more. it was very very good. its sad that they made such a big deal out of that fucking awful song. morgan said someone should have remade 'your song' (early elton john rules) and i think that would have done quite nicely if they'd gotten the right person to do it. or.. another song.
POINT: that song that did get done was godawful.
another point was that i really liked that movie. amazing. maybe my family will buy it later. they seemed to really enjoy it.
i wonder what that guy directed besides romeo and juilet. which is lovely. and the filming was just like that, everyone being all up close and people running around all fast. and the guy who played tybalt or whoever was in there as a midget and he was my favorite. good god he was funny. i love funny little people such as that.
POINT: go see it.
i can't believe i didnt see it earlier. christen saw it five times in the theatre.
so anyway. i was QUITE tired and thereby fell asleep. oh and morgan's cake was very good. from baskin robins. a beautiful thing. mint chocolate chip ice cream pie type thing with a chocolate crust and lots and lots of whipped cream all over everywhere. mmmm and whatnot.
look i have run away with myself again! the point was that uhm. where was i. oh yeah. the next morning morgan freaking woke me up while she was trying to get the damned yet LOCKED door to our room open and failing miserably. she did not notice that the little slidie thingie was all in place and LOCKED and whatnot. so i was like 'THE LITTLE THING IS IN' and she was like 'whaaat' and i died and she died and we all died and then she got it eventually and ran around on the balcony for a while and looked at everyone eating breakfast and then she came back in and dad and mom eventually got up and we had breakfast. mine was scrambled eggs and two pieces of bacon and two glasses of apple juice. i think there was a cheerleading competition or somethin because they were all there. and uhm. yes. indeed. so then we went swimming for only a little while and we left and yeah. so we didnt really do much else.

Ladygodiva76:remember elizabeth rosen??
aLittleStarlight:yeah
Ladygodiva76:apparently she used to carpool w/kyle when he was in 6th grade
Ladygodiva76:she was there last night, and we were talking
Ladygodiva76:and she said kyle used to think he was a VAMPIRE
Ladygodiva76:and hed go around sucking on anyone who had a papercut
Ladygodiva76:i laughed my ass off ALL FREAKIN NIGHTT bout that
aLittleStarlight:good lord
aLittleStarlight:thats fucking hilraious

happy birthday morgan

aLittleStarlight:*sneeze sneeze*
A mere Statistic:::sneezed on::
A mere Statistic:isn't that sexy

A mere Statistic:I respect all women bhahhaha what the hell ever happened to jas anyway

Laylee2000:i taste heavily of brandy
Laylee2000:hheeehhheeee

Laylee2000:we had to drive past hunter thompsons house to get home-- remember the party was tonight? haha i saw a ton of people outside and i went OH LOOK PEOPLE! and hallie started laughing her ass off because everythign isaid she took it as LAYLEEDS DRUN KOFF HER ASS!!!!

Laylee2000:IT WONT FUCKING UNSCREW
Laylee2000:YOU DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKIGN ANNOYING THIS IS?!!!!!!!!!
Laylee2000:OHHHH MY GOD
Laylee2000:ARRRG IM GOING TO TAKE A HACKSAW TO THIS TIHN

i am fucking pissed off