Monday, January 14, 2002

Galadriel

Galadriel

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Galadriel, Elf, Queen of Lothlorien, wife of Celeborn and grandmother of Arwen.

In the movie, I am played by Cate Blanchett.

Who would you be?
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hi all. i have had a little thing called "A Weekend" in which several things happened. amazing, eh?
saturday::: i woke up at like. i dont know. 10:30 or there abouts. and uhm. well. oh yeah i had a donut. then i washed some dishes and whatnot. and mom was playing really loud music -- laura nyro, leonard cohen, bruce springstein... i think that was about it. and one of dad's crazy mixes was in there but you know. so then dad drove morgan and i to rehearsal where we thereby finally finished the dance to beethoven's fifth. and i dont think we did anything else.... no. so then we came home and i nearly went insane because brittany and i were supposed to be making plans with katie and i couldnt get in touch with either of them for a while. but then i finally did. and after much 'planning' my family went and picked up brittany and we all went to borders and met katie. brittany and i gave her christmas presents and it was gorgeous. then we read such classics as everyone poops and once upon a potty and pass the gas which are all filed under 'nature.' and i had a quasi nosebleed and for once i bought absolutely nothing. dad got the moby cd and the moulin rouge dvd and mom got a winnie the pooh planner thing and a book about how to build robots out of legos. gahah we have no legos. and then we left (and poor katie was there for like another hour all alone!!) with brittany and we went to backyard burger and they were out of seasoned fries and it was sad. someone said backyard burger started in memphis. is that true? it's a very small chain, as it is. anyway. then we came home and ate and watched moulin rouge. and brittany said (in response to my question did she like it?) "i loved it. but it was so sad!!" and she thereby rolled over in bed. and said 'oooookkkk' and rolled over again and again and the bed went thuthunk and was a sex scene and there was much hot lesbian action. so then uhm. yeah after that brittany was like 'IM SOOOO TIRED' and we therby went to bed and took the quotes and whatnot. it was. good fun. ahaha.
sunday::: i wake up first, as usual, at like. 8am somethin. and i lie there and listen to tori amos and then i decide i have to go to the bathroom and check the clock and so i get up and trip over this glass of water (thankfully empty) and i scream and brittany rolls over and looks at me funny and i hop away to the bathroom. and no, the glass did not break. thank god. anyway so eventually everyone got up and i took a shower and during that period in time morgan managed to break my glasses. x_x so i was blind for a while until mom taped them togther ahahah until dad went to walgreens and got a little healie kit thing. even though now the screw is sticking up funny. and uhm. then we watched rock n roll high school even though brittany sucks because she refused to get up and dance. and then dad mentioned something about 'when are we gonna take brittany home' and she was GOING to have to come to rehearsal and read and watch us and laugh and doodles but instead she wanted to go home and thereby miss the horror of our dancing. so dad and brittany and i stopped by at cd warehouse only to discover that they were having a SALE for the month type thing. in which. if you bought two used cds for $8.99 you got one for $5.99. we took advantage of this. and there was a dvd sale of some kind, kind of like that only everything was a bit more expensive, but the point is. dad bought three dvds which were. the matrix, excalibor, and almost famous. and he got two cds. probably todddddd rungren and sting, but i cant remember. so i was just gonna get the murmurs but then i decided that i wanted hole so i picked up that too. and brittany decided she wanted the luscious jackson cd with 'deep shag' on it and she decided i had to pick out one more thing to take advantage of the sale thing and plus she owed me $6. so we ran ALL OVER and we had to be reeaallly fast because if we didnt leave soon it was going to make morgan and i late for rehearsal. so i grabbed cake for some reason, and it wasnt the album with the single (short skirt long jacket) OR the song that john kept singing (sheep go to heaven) so. x_x well we listened to some of it in the car and they covered 'i will survive' and it was hilarious. and then um. i didnt get to have lunch. just a couple crackers, really. but we rushed and we werent even late for rehearsal, really! then we danced beethoven's fifth a couple times and we had to teach sylvia, claire, and brad the parts we learned yesterday. today, though, katherine was still missing and sonja had to go to work. sad day. at least we had more people than yesterday and no one had to leave early. yes it went quite well. and then everyone had a break and she called back the fire tones (remember - morgan, mack, and sylvia) who worked on their dance to the moby song. i think linley was supposed to be there today, too, but she wasn't. so during that time zoe and i looked at magazines such as the new yorker, memphis, and redbook. whagha oh my horoscopes are funny creatures. anyway kimberly was sorta drilling them and we were like x_x ahhhhh because she seemed remotely stressed. and there song was really fast and ahhh oh my. and then at one point zoe and i were standing at the door and watching htem and they were doing this thing that looks like the push up position, in a little row, right after a roll. but when morgan rolled she did it funny or something because when she did the push up thing and she like diagonal and nearly running into sylvia and i started cracking up and then kimberly made us leave. hahhahah. and after they were done she called for "Dan and the Water Tones" and we thereby decided that we are a band. and for those of you lovely readers who do not remember who the water tones are, that is katherine, zoe, tracy, and moi. right so. when i came in bill was trying to find the track on the cd that we were going to be dancing to and reading the board for the name of the song hence he thereby said "ghost....." all absently and i thought he maybe meant from the movie. (oh i was one of the first people in from break, as well) and bill pushed play and i stood there and there was a woman singing and i was like "this is really familiar...." and said so, for once. and then i KNEW who it was!!
me: who is this
bill: kristin... kristin.... uh
me: hersh?!
bill: yeah
me: *nearly fallie leanie over thing* i LOVE kristin hersh!!
bill: tell kimberly that. *i think he wanted me to go far far away*
me: *floats away all happy to have MY GROUPS special dance be to KRISTIN HERSH!!!!!!!*
kimberly: *walks in*
bill: alanna likes kristin hersh.
me: *terribly happy* ;_;

[btw its a GORGEOUS GORGEOUS song called "your ghost" from the first album "hips and makers" and i intend to upload the mp3]
i am now going to discuss the dance itself. it's right after andy (our favorite synesthete) has painted a portrait of angela, thinking she was romantically interested in him, but she gives the painting to her boyfriend. and andy (thats not really his name, its just hte actor's name. i cant remember a thing.) is really. depressed. and if you didnt remember, the dancing bits of the play are what is going on in andy's MIND. so dan is playing andy as he wants to be in his mind. so, of course, as we are the sad colors, it is a saaaad dance. so through like the first half of it dan is sort of. curled. in the sort of corner. like on the floor in a little ball, poor thing. so then we come out and do this thing and then about halfway through the dance we have worked our way over towards him and we help him up (the colors do, that is.) and then we are sort of background, really now, because dan is what you are supposed to be watching. and the song says "i think last night you were driving circles around me" and we sort of encircle him and it's. just. gorgeous. only that i wish i could actually WATCH instead of BE. ok so the question is -- are we actually supposed to be helping dan/andy out and saying "it's gonna be ok" and doing the comfort thing? or are we like "we feel your pain. here we are. we are your pain. we exist here in your little head with you. let's dance." because i know that at some point after this we (all the colors) have to clean up the mess that the Terrors have made. and thats like healing. so i am not sure. the healing thing is supposd to happen while andy is at the therapist. oh well.
anyway so we worked on it QUITE a bit -- kimberly finished choreographing the whoooooole thing today. it is only 3:16 or something but still. i think its going to go quite well except me. poor katherine missed a good bit. but in this dance and in beethoven's fifth i'm sort of her partner, in a lot of times, so we're doing the same thing and that makes it good because she sees me more than anyone else in the cast and i can help her out! ^^ yay for that. next rehearsal is. wednesday, i hope katherine can make it!!!!
and uhm. then kimberly made us perform it for my dad... x_x oh but i'm veeerrryy proud of morgan, she recognized kristin hersh. ^^ i have raised a good chalt. so after rehearsal we came home and sat around for a few mintues and then we went to see the royal tenenbaums which i thorougly enjoyed. a lot. ahhhaha. and then we came back here and uhm. i'm talking to nick and listening to kristin hersh. it's a good thing.

Saturday, January 12, 2002

holy shit i have a huge craving for circus peanuts.
morgan and i watched rock 'n' roll high school which is hereby dubbed the best movie ever created. we also taped it so brittany and laylee and katie, you guys HAVE TO COME OVER TOMORROW AND WATCH IT WITH ME AGAIN AND DANCE ROUND THE DEN, OK!??! yes. good.
morgan and i also picked our five favorite lines in the movie and they are as follows.
5. "i thought she was splitting protons in the basement!"
4. "he's tall and handsome and he looks like a poem" (thats about joey ramone right after morgan had been commenting on his ugliness)
3. "those ramones are ugly, ugly people."
2. "i'm allergic to violence; i break out in blood"
1. "DO YOUR PARENTS KNOW YOU'RE RAMONES?!"

I WANNA BE YOUR JOEY RAMONE!!!

Friday, January 11, 2002

What Video Game Character Are You? I am a Thrust-ship.I am a Thrust-ship.


I am small and tricky - where you think I am, I probably am not. I can work very fast, but I tend to go about things in a round about way, which often leaves me effectively standing still. I hate rocks. Bloody rocks. What Video Game Character Are You?
Empress CindyLou:you dork... HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FAIL BAND???????
A mere Statistic: ::has an ice cream social or some shit::
i asked my mom if she could drive me someplace because brittany and katie and i went to go see LOTR *again*
mom: *lying/sitting in bed in a weird way so that only her head is propped up and she has no neck* i'm not in the car. can we get there in the bed?
me: o.o
mom: RRRRR *makes engine noises and huge massive steering wheel motions*
dad and i: *stand there and crack up*
mom: i'm gonna run over you RRRRRRRRRRRR
and uhm. she did it for a long time and it was funny shit.
aLittleStarlight:
my mother is insane
aLittleStarlight:
and its fucking hilarious
A mere Statistic:
what is she doing
aLittleStarlight:
shes trying to drive her bed
A mere Statistic:
oh of course she is

Thursday, January 10, 2002

*please note that doodles is elijah wood*

Atea Diosa:hahahah doodles thats hilarious why do they call him that whats he a fucking rooster
Atea Diosa:
no no one day elijah wood is going to come to our Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:
cause he's going to have to pee
Atea Diosa:
really bad
Atea Diosa:
cause he's a rock star and he's on tour
aLittleStarlight:
(we wont have a bathroom)
Atea Diosa:
NO we will shh
Atea Diosa:
but its locked cause we don't like people stealing our toiletpaper
Atea Diosa:
and so im going to yell DOODLES YOU NEED THE KEY
aLittleStarlight:
and he's going to wet his pants adnw w're going to say DOOOODLES
Atea Diosa:
and he's going to run to us and hold himself and go THANKS and scuttle away the best he can
Atea Diosa:
and the keys not going tow ork
Atea Diosa:
and we're going to get annoyed and kick him out and go. YOU CANNOT HAVE BURRITO, NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOCE IN HERE DOODLES
Atea Diosa:
so he's going to go next door
Atea Diosa:
to our arch rival
Atea Diosa:
the ... Very Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:
and he'll pee on their floor
Atea Diosa:
and we'll go
aLittleStarlight:
NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOOCE
Atea Diosa:
HAHAHAHAHA DOODLES HATES YOU
Atea Diosa:
and then we'll laugh at doodles
Atea Diosa:
and go back to our daily work of making/eating jojos
aLittleStarlight:
and then he'll sue
Atea Diosa:
hahahahah and we'll go to court and go "HE TRIED TO SQUEEZA THE JOO OOCE ON OUR FLOOR" and they'll throw him away and lock him up
aLittleStarlight:
and they'll expell us from the kwiki mart business
aLittleStarlight:
and then we'll be broke and bums
Atea Diosa:
and then we'll go around stealing other kwiki mart's toilet paper
Atea Diosa:
and we'll sell it on the black market
aLittleStarlight:
and we'll beg the gas station for jojos every night
Atea Diosa:
hahahhah we rule
aLittleStarlight:
of course we do
aLittleStarlight:
fucker
A mere Statistic: ::gets high on gatorade::
today were exams. uhm. yesterday were exams today. so far they're gone. ok. except that i'm going to fail band.

Wednesday, January 09, 2002

Ladygodiva76:where did you hide your blog?
A mere Statistic:where did you hide your blog?
aLittleStarlight:
where the fuck did you hide your blog?!

Tuesday, January 08, 2002

dave thomas died.
pj harvey, tori amos, bjork, radiohead, and some shitheads were nominated for grammys.
best female rock vocal performance -- TORI (slg) melissa ethridge, PJ (this is love) stevie nicks, lucinda willliams
best rock album -- ryan adams, aerosmith, PJ HARVEY, linkin park, u2 [i hope linkin park and aerosmith dont win. thank GOD for polly jean, getting the women in there.]
alternative music album -- TORI, BJORK, coldplay, fatboy slim, RADIOHEAD. [i hope fatboy slim doesnt win. coldplay wouldnt bother me too badly]
best new artist -- indie arie, nelly furtado, david gray, alicia keys, linkin park [i hope linkin park doesnt win. alicia keys wouldnt bother me too badly but you know shes gonna win.]
best soundtrack -- bridget jones's diary, moulin rouge!, o brother, where art thou?, shrek, the sopranos. [i liked all those movies. except the sopranos which i never saw thank god. so i wont mind if they win. but the best soundtrack wise is moulin rouge and i LOVE that movie so yeah.]

radiohead was also nominated for 'best recording package' but i dont know what that means. dave matthews band (space between) was nominated for 'best vocal rock performance by group' and btw the category is ALL men. ryan adams (x_x) is nominated for 'best male rock vocal performance' doing 'new york, new york' which is a song i dont like. but you know. at least hes slightly unknown. AAHAHAHHA and he's nominated for 'best male country vocal' which is more appropriate i would say. ahghhaha. but holy shit you KNOW he's not gonna win because he's up against johnny cash, lyle lovett, tim cgraw, willie nelson, and some other guy. well at least he can say he was nominated.
i hope enya wins for new age.
'best rock song' is ALL men, as usual. u2 was nominated twice there. and coldplay, train, and aerosmith. whats with all the same people. it sucks. indie arie was nominated for quite a few things and i liked her single/video so.
i've haven't heard ANY of the songs nominated for pop vocal performance. except for like. REM.
HAHAAHAHAHS Holy shit daft punk was nominated. for SEVERAL things.
the music video nominations suck ass. where are MY favorite damn music videos. flushed away down the toliet, let me tell you.

and of course my favorite album of 2001 ('sunny border blue' by kristin hersh) was not nominated.
sad day. but! you can still download such classics from the album as "ruby" and "your dirty answer" so you should thereby enjoy them. oh or you could always listen to "echo" which isn't from this album but its still good.



Carrie Brownstein's (Sleater-Kinney) Top 5 of 2001 (in no particular order)
1) missy ellliot-miss e....so addictive
2) 'superflat' exhibit at the henry art gallery seattle, wa
3) gillian welch live at the showbox in seattle, wa
4) books by joan didion
5) the langley schools music project
"You currently feel frisky.
You normally feel drunk."
and thereby stands laylee's iMood account thing = The current mood of Laylee2000@aol.com at www.imood.com
"and you do a very good impresssion of bilbo attacking frodo"
thank you kindly, frankard.

Laylee2000: hey hunter! whats goin on?
HuntERt121: oh my god i have been waiting for you to get on!
HuntERt121: for like 3 dayz!
Laylee2000:
lol wow, why?
Laylee2000: i havent seen you in forrrrrever!
HuntERt121: i know!
Laylee2000: what have you been up to all break?
HuntERt121: nothing
Laylee2000: lol sucks for you
HuntERt121: but listen
HuntERt121: to  
HuntERt121: me
HuntERt121: young lady
Laylee2000: yeah? im listening!
HuntERt121: i was looking on the internet
HuntERt121: for things about my band
HuntERt121: and guess what i found
Laylee2000: what?
HuntERt121: .....think
HuntERt121: think
HuntERt121: think laylee
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: lol
HuntERt121: think!
Laylee2000: no.....fucking....clue
HuntERt121: well  
HuntERt121: i found some little like some little
Laylee2000: hmmmm.....
Laylee2000: just tell me boy!
HuntERt121: like chat room site
HuntERt121: of you and like 2 of your friends
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: hahaha
Laylee2000: what are you talking about?
HuntERt121: yeah!
Laylee2000: whaaaaat
HuntERt121: haha
HuntERt121: fine i will have to find it then
Laylee2000: okayyy? haha
HuntERt121: http://cs.tcgn.net/Alanna/wings/archives/2001_10_21_firewings_archive.html  Laylee2000: WHOIA
Laylee2000: you found alanna's blog
Laylee2000: hahahahahhah ahng on\
HuntERt121: I SURE DO LOVE DELUDED PRINCESS OH MY GOD AND THEYRE SUCH HOT ASS PUNKS YOU KNOW THEY ARE AND THEIR SCREECHING WAILING MUSIC IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD I GOT KICKED OUT OF NEW DAISY THEATRE FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY BECAUSE I ATTACKED THE BAND DONT THEY KNOW WHAT GRATITUTE IS...... ????? PLEASE HELP ME SNEAK IN I LOVE THEM I DONT KNOW IF I CAN STAND IT IF I GO ANOTHER .6769234086 SECONDS WITHOUT HEARING THEM OH MY GOD


HuntERt121: hahaha
HuntERt121: wah the hell is this?
Laylee2000: hahahah that wasnt me
HuntERt121: wait is that like some really big sacrasm or do we have a fan?
Laylee2000: uhh whats written is sarcasm, sorry baby
HuntERt121: well damn

Monday, January 07, 2002

on friday i babysat holly, rebekah, and david wilson and i got $30 and it was great fun. when i got home it was discovered that aunt jenny, rachel, luke, and morgan had all appeared in the night. it was also great fun.
on saturday we went to nomadic notions and cosmic closet because moondance was closed. we also went to some other places (bookstar, starbucks) but hardly anything was open so. and we forgot to go to maggie's farm. we came home and i had a stomach ache (as i have had for like a million years, refer to previous posts) but dad physically forced me to go to our first rehearsal for Synesthaesisa.a.aga. however it happens to be spelled. anyway it was a good time. katherine and zoë were there. so we all introduced ourselves (yes. AGAIN!) with kimberly's name game thing and uhm. we stretched and warmed up and did some improv (my very very LEAST favorite part, along with katherine's) and then we actually started the dance. kimberly sort of does things as she goes along and makes things up and. well i guess how choreographers do their thingie isnt it. the point is. i am a WATER TONE THINGIE which means i am in a group with katherine (silver) zoë (royal blue) and tracy and no one told her what color she was so kimberly made up that she is light blue. and i was just told your plain old generic 'green' and really i dont think i even fit in that category but i couldnt go with the fire tones (morgan, who is pink, mac, who is red, and sylvia who is yellow) or the stone color thingies (claire who is emerald, sonja who is purple, and brad who is chocolate brown) so really there was nowhere else for me to go. and kimberly is just pretending that i am sea foam green type so that i will blend with them but i dont feel like that really. akhgaha katherine said i'm like the green at our school and kimberly was like 'no i dont think she's Spartan Green' and it was funny. and uhm. yes. so we get to dance round with scarves even though theyre not completey accurate. like katherine had to use a bright blue scarf and i had to use this horrifying neon green. it's kind of funny because our group is like pretty pale blue, bright blue, dark blue, BIG EVIL NEON GREEN. and anyway. rehearsal went well. and it even made my stummy stop hurting. so uh. then we came home. and uh. after like 15 minutes we went to turtle's and we spent a while (dad said it was an hour but i dont think it was that long) looking around and i hadnt even GOTTEN to the used section yet but they made me stop. and i was so terribly confused, i'd picked up a few things but i wanted a case so i put back the cds and just got a new case. i was going to get the case and a $10 cd by the start but i went asdkglkshaoeihagskl and i couldnt remember if i liked the song suddenly. anyway. after that we came home and uhm. i made mom, dad, and jenny go out to eat so they did and we ordered pizza and watched buffy the vampire slayer (the movie) and buffy the musical (the tv show) and in the middle of that the parentals came home and then we put on mallrats and then dogma and oh my it was a lot of movies. at some point mom and jenny went to bed. and i was of course rearranging my cds in their little cases. and luke went to bed as SOON as dogma ended but morgan and rachel and i watched the special features.
and meanwhile dad was (apparently) attacking my blog and being an evil evil little man.
holy crap morgan just stole my cheez-its.
on sunday dad wakes me up at like... 1pm something because we have a 2:30 rehearsal. i swear during a show, the show is ALL he worries about. look look this happened on friday::
dad: *calls me from work* how are you feeling
me: ungood.
dad: are you gonna be able to make it to rehearsal tomorrow?
me: ... DAD! YOU HAVE BAD PRIORITIES
dad: no i dont i'm just concious!
me: you didnt even mention my babysitting thing tonight
dad: i forgot about that.
and thereby i probably hung up or something and mutterd somethign along the lines of 'concious my ass.'
anyway i had a piece of leftover pizza and i got dressed and then we left. rehearsal was basically the same thing except that claire wasnt there this time but sonja and brad were. which is kinda funny because theyre all in the same group. and uh. we warmed up on the bar that time and it felt like we did more improvisation than the first time but maybe thats just me. kimberly added on to the dance and we got to go swoosh swoosh with our scarves. she told us a little bit about how the performance is going to go. one part of the stage (fairly small, i think, considering) is going to be the 'reality area' where the actors do their acting. theres only like. 4 or 5 characters. the main character guy (a synesthete) is played by andy and the rest of the stage portrays his mind. so like when he's seeing certain colors we will be doing stuff on the rest of the stage. and then dan is playing andy in his mind. so like when andy sees himself in his mind he'll be dan, more graceful and dancing and whatnot. and the Terrors (of which my father is one. and some more older men) will be tormenting andy guy in his mind. right.
and the colors will be wearing all black and we're supposed to wear one little piece of our color that we can take off. like a bandana or piece of cloth something attached to like our leg or something. ahagha as long as we can get it off. and then when we're not on stage i think we're supposed to sort of melt into the audience and i guess they arent supposed to be sure who is who because we'll be without our colors. you know it'll be like we're sort of anonymous.
so the dance we're working on right now has all the colors in it but we stay in our groups and do seperate things in the dance with our group. and we get to dance around with scarves that are (supposed to be) our color. i think i mentioned that a moment ago. anyway the point is we're supposed to be dancing and making this big show with our scarf color and people will obviously say 'oh that person is spartan green' or whatever and then we're going to rid ourselves of the scarves and keep dancing and then they'll see that we are not JUST the scarves and we have that little piece of whatever on us someplace. anyway. it's cool so far. except for the damn improv. (which is kind of funny because OOV is eternally known for improvisation greats)

Saturday, January 05, 2002

sarah rushakoff told zoë etkin who told me that if you look up 'ecstatic disco nights' on google my blog comes up. bahahhhah that's evil.
Laylee2000: im going to starbucks witha buhca peeeeople tonnniggggght
Laylee2000: becca, daniell, michelle, kyle
Laylee2000: muahahahahahahha
Laylee2000: id invite you too but youd hate all of them probably, seeing as you hate all people and these people are certainly people
Laylee2000: byeebyeeee my lovelrrrry!!!!

Thursday, January 03, 2002

this better fucking work.
today i got a new shower curtain. and some washclothes.
and we went WOO poodle rockin baby! pOOoOoOOooooOOoOOodle rockin!!
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF