i asked my mom if she could drive me someplace because brittany and katie and i went to go see LOTR *again*
mom: *lying/sitting in bed in a weird way so that only her head is propped up and she has no neck* i'm not in the car. can we get there in the bed?
me: o.o
mom: RRRRR *makes engine noises and huge massive steering wheel motions*
dad and i: *stand there and crack up*
mom: i'm gonna run over you RRRRRRRRRRRR
and uhm. she did it for a long time and it was funny shit.
aLittleStarlight:my mother is insane
aLittleStarlight:and its fucking hilarious
A mere Statistic:what is she doing
aLittleStarlight:shes trying to drive her bed
A mere Statistic:oh of course she is

*please note that doodles is elijah wood*

Atea Diosa:hahahah doodles thats hilarious why do they call him that whats he a fucking rooster
Atea Diosa:no no one day elijah wood is going to come to our Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:cause he's going to have to pee
Atea Diosa:really bad
Atea Diosa:cause he's a rock star and he's on tour
aLittleStarlight:(we wont have a bathroom)
Atea Diosa:NO we will shh
Atea Diosa:but its locked cause we don't like people stealing our toiletpaper
Atea Diosa:and so im going to yell DOODLES YOU NEED THE KEY
aLittleStarlight:and he's going to wet his pants adnw w're going to say DOOOODLES
Atea Diosa:and he's going to run to us and hold himself and go THANKS and scuttle away the best he can
Atea Diosa:and the keys not going tow ork
Atea Diosa:and we're going to get annoyed and kick him out and go. YOU CANNOT HAVE BURRITO, NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOCE IN HERE DOODLES
Atea Diosa:so he's going to go next door
Atea Diosa:to our arch rival
Atea Diosa:the ... Very Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:and he'll pee on their floor
Atea Diosa:and we'll go
aLittleStarlight:NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOOCE
Atea Diosa:HAHAHAHAHA DOODLES HATES YOU
Atea Diosa:and then we'll laugh at doodles
Atea Diosa:and go back to our daily work of making/eating jojos
aLittleStarlight:and then he'll sue
Atea Diosa:hahahahah and we'll go to court and go "HE TRIED TO SQUEEZA THE JOO OOCE ON OUR FLOOR" and they'll throw him away and lock him up
aLittleStarlight:and they'll expell us from the kwiki mart business
aLittleStarlight:and then we'll be broke and bums
Atea Diosa:and then we'll go around stealing other kwiki mart's toilet paper
Atea Diosa:and we'll sell it on the black market
aLittleStarlight:and we'll beg the gas station for jojos every night
Atea Diosa:hahahhah we rule
aLittleStarlight:of course we do
aLittleStarlight:fucker
A mere Statistic: ::gets high on gatorade::

today were exams. uhm. yesterday were exams today. so far they're gone. ok. except that i'm going to fail band.

Ladygodiva76:where did you hide your blog?
A mere Statistic:where did you hide your blog?
aLittleStarlight:where the fuck did you hide your blog?!

dave thomas died.

pj harvey, tori amos, bjork, radiohead, and some shitheads were nominated for grammys.
best female rock vocal performance -- TORI (slg) melissa ethridge, PJ (this is love) stevie nicks, lucinda willliams
best rock album -- ryan adams, aerosmith, PJ HARVEY, linkin park, u2 [i hope linkin park and aerosmith dont win. thank GOD for polly jean, getting the women in there.]
alternative music album -- TORI, BJORK, coldplay, fatboy slim, RADIOHEAD. [i hope fatboy slim doesnt win. coldplay wouldnt bother me too badly]
best new artist -- indie arie, nelly furtado, david gray, alicia keys, linkin park [i hope linkin park doesnt win. alicia keys wouldnt bother me too badly but you know shes gonna win.]
best soundtrack -- bridget jones's diary, moulin rouge!, o brother, where art thou?, shrek, the sopranos. [i liked all those movies. except the sopranos which i never saw thank god. so i wont mind if they win. but the best soundtrack wise is moulin rouge and i LOVE that movie so yeah.]

radiohead was also nominated for 'best recording package' but i dont know what that means. dave matthews band (space between) was nominated for 'best vocal rock performance by group' and btw the category is ALL men. ryan adams (x_x) is nominated for 'best male rock vocal performance' doing 'new york, new york' which is a song i dont like. but you know. at least hes slightly unknown. AAHAHAHHA and he's nominated for 'best male country vocal' which is more appropriate i would say. ahghhaha. but holy shit you KNOW he's not gonna win because he's up against johnny cash, lyle lovett, tim cgraw, willie nelson, and some other guy. well at least he can say he was nominated.
i hope enya wins for new age.
'best rock song' is ALL men, as usual. u2 was nominated twice there. and coldplay, train, and aerosmith. whats with all the same people. it sucks. indie arie was nominated for quite a few things and i liked her single/video so.
i've haven't heard ANY of the songs nominated for pop vocal performance. except for like. REM.
HAHAAHAHAHS Holy shit daft punk was nominated. for SEVERAL things.
the music video nominations suck ass. where are MY favorite damn music videos. flushed away down the toliet, let me tell you.

and of course my favorite album of 2001 ('sunny border blue' by kristin hersh) was not nominated.
sad day. but! you can still download such classics from the album as "ruby" and "your dirty answer" so you should thereby enjoy them. oh or you could always listen to "echo" which isn't from this album but its still good.



Carrie Brownstein's (Sleater-Kinney) Top 5 of 2001 (in no particular order)
1) missy ellliot-miss e....so addictive
2) 'superflat' exhibit at the henry art gallery seattle, wa
3) gillian welch live at the showbox in seattle, wa
4) books by joan didion
5) the langley schools music project

"You currently feel frisky.
You normally feel drunk."
and thereby stands laylee's iMood account thing =

"and you do a very good impresssion of bilbo attacking frodo"
thank you kindly, frankard.

Laylee2000: hey hunter! whats goin on?
HuntERt121: oh my god i have been waiting for you to get on!
HuntERt121: for like 3 dayz!
Laylee2000: lol wow, why?
Laylee2000: i havent seen you in forrrrrever!
HuntERt121: i know!
Laylee2000: what have you been up to all break?
HuntERt121: nothing
Laylee2000: lol sucks for you
HuntERt121: but listen
HuntERt121: to  
HuntERt121: me
HuntERt121: young lady
Laylee2000: yeah? im listening!
HuntERt121: i was looking on the internet
HuntERt121: for things about my band
HuntERt121: and guess what i found
Laylee2000: what?
HuntERt121: .....think
HuntERt121: think
HuntERt121: think laylee
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: lol
HuntERt121: think!
Laylee2000: no.....fucking....clue
HuntERt121: well  
HuntERt121: i found some little like some little
Laylee2000: hmmmm.....
Laylee2000: just tell me boy!
HuntERt121: like chat room site
HuntERt121: of you and like 2 of your friends
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: hahaha
Laylee2000: what are you talking about?
HuntERt121: yeah!
Laylee2000: whaaaaat
HuntERt121: haha
HuntERt121: fine i will have to find it then
Laylee2000: okayyy? haha
HuntERt121: http://cs.tcgn.net/Alanna/wings/archives/2001_10_21_firewings_archive.html  Laylee2000: WHOIA
Laylee2000: you found alanna's blog
Laylee2000: hahahahahhah ahng on\
HuntERt121: I SURE DO LOVE DELUDED PRINCESS OH MY GOD AND THEYRE SUCH HOT ASS PUNKS YOU KNOW THEY ARE AND THEIR SCREECHING WAILING MUSIC IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD I GOT KICKED OUT OF NEW DAISY THEATRE FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY BECAUSE I ATTACKED THE BAND DONT THEY KNOW WHAT GRATITUTE IS...... ????? PLEASE HELP ME SNEAK IN I LOVE THEM I DONT KNOW IF I CAN STAND IT IF I GO ANOTHER .6769234086 SECONDS WITHOUT HEARING THEM OH MY GOD


HuntERt121: hahaha
HuntERt121: wah the hell is this?
Laylee2000: hahahah that wasnt me
HuntERt121: wait is that like some really big sacrasm or do we have a fan?
Laylee2000: uhh whats written is sarcasm, sorry baby
HuntERt121: well damn

on friday i babysat holly, rebekah, and david wilson and i got $30 and it was great fun. when i got home it was discovered that aunt jenny, rachel, luke, and morgan had all appeared in the night. it was also great fun.
on saturday we went to nomadic notions and cosmic closet because moondance was closed. we also went to some other places (bookstar, starbucks) but hardly anything was open so. and we forgot to go to maggie's farm. we came home and i had a stomach ache (as i have had for like a million years, refer to previous posts) but dad physically forced me to go to our first rehearsal for Synesthaesisa.a.aga. however it happens to be spelled. anyway it was a good time. katherine and zoë were there. so we all introduced ourselves (yes. AGAIN!) with kimberly's name game thing and uhm. we stretched and warmed up and did some improv (my very very LEAST favorite part, along with katherine's) and then we actually started the dance. kimberly sort of does things as she goes along and makes things up and. well i guess how choreographers do their thingie isnt it. the point is. i am a WATER TONE THINGIE which means i am in a group with katherine (silver) zoë (royal blue) and tracy and no one told her what color she was so kimberly made up that she is light blue. and i was just told your plain old generic 'green' and really i dont think i even fit in that category but i couldnt go with the fire tones (morgan, who is pink, mac, who is red, and sylvia who is yellow) or the stone color thingies (claire who is emerald, sonja who is purple, and brad who is chocolate brown) so really there was nowhere else for me to go. and kimberly is just pretending that i am sea foam green type so that i will blend with them but i dont feel like that really. akhgaha katherine said i'm like the green at our school and kimberly was like 'no i dont think she's Spartan Green' and it was funny. and uhm. yes. so we get to dance round with scarves even though theyre not completey accurate. like katherine had to use a bright blue scarf and i had to use this horrifying neon green. it's kind of funny because our group is like pretty pale blue, bright blue, dark blue, BIG EVIL NEON GREEN. and anyway. rehearsal went well. and it even made my stummy stop hurting. so uh. then we came home. and uh. after like 15 minutes we went to turtle's and we spent a while (dad said it was an hour but i dont think it was that long) looking around and i hadnt even GOTTEN to the used section yet but they made me stop. and i was so terribly confused, i'd picked up a few things but i wanted a case so i put back the cds and just got a new case. i was going to get the case and a $10 cd by the start but i went asdkglkshaoeihagskl and i couldnt remember if i liked the song suddenly. anyway. after that we came home and uhm. i made mom, dad, and jenny go out to eat so they did and we ordered pizza and watched buffy the vampire slayer (the movie) and buffy the musical (the tv show) and in the middle of that the parentals came home and then we put on mallrats and then dogma and oh my it was a lot of movies. at some point mom and jenny went to bed. and i was of course rearranging my cds in their little cases. and luke went to bed as SOON as dogma ended but morgan and rachel and i watched the special features.
and meanwhile dad was (apparently) attacking my blog and being an evil evil little man.
holy crap morgan just stole my cheez-its.
on sunday dad wakes me up at like... 1pm something because we have a 2:30 rehearsal. i swear during a show, the show is ALL he worries about. look look this happened on friday::
dad: *calls me from work* how are you feeling
me: ungood.
dad: are you gonna be able to make it to rehearsal tomorrow?
me: ... DAD! YOU HAVE BAD PRIORITIES
dad: no i dont i'm just concious!
me: you didnt even mention my babysitting thing tonight
dad: i forgot about that.
and thereby i probably hung up or something and mutterd somethign along the lines of 'concious my ass.'
anyway i had a piece of leftover pizza and i got dressed and then we left. rehearsal was basically the same thing except that claire wasnt there this time but sonja and brad were. which is kinda funny because theyre all in the same group. and uh. we warmed up on the bar that time and it felt like we did more improvisation than the first time but maybe thats just me. kimberly added on to the dance and we got to go swoosh swoosh with our scarves. she told us a little bit about how the performance is going to go. one part of the stage (fairly small, i think, considering) is going to be the 'reality area' where the actors do their acting. theres only like. 4 or 5 characters. the main character guy (a synesthete) is played by andy and the rest of the stage portrays his mind. so like when he's seeing certain colors we will be doing stuff on the rest of the stage. and then dan is playing andy in his mind. so like when andy sees himself in his mind he'll be dan, more graceful and dancing and whatnot. and the Terrors (of which my father is one. and some more older men) will be tormenting andy guy in his mind. right.
and the colors will be wearing all black and we're supposed to wear one little piece of our color that we can take off. like a bandana or piece of cloth something attached to like our leg or something. ahagha as long as we can get it off. and then when we're not on stage i think we're supposed to sort of melt into the audience and i guess they arent supposed to be sure who is who because we'll be without our colors. you know it'll be like we're sort of anonymous.
so the dance we're working on right now has all the colors in it but we stay in our groups and do seperate things in the dance with our group. and we get to dance around with scarves that are (supposed to be) our color. i think i mentioned that a moment ago. anyway the point is we're supposed to be dancing and making this big show with our scarf color and people will obviously say 'oh that person is spartan green' or whatever and then we're going to rid ourselves of the scarves and keep dancing and then they'll see that we are not JUST the scarves and we have that little piece of whatever on us someplace. anyway. it's cool so far. except for the damn improv. (which is kind of funny because OOV is eternally known for improvisation greats)

sarah rushakoff told zoë etkin who told me that if you look up 'ecstatic disco nights' on google my blog comes up. bahahhhah that's evil.

Laylee2000: im going to starbucks witha buhca peeeeople tonnniggggght
Laylee2000: becca, daniell, michelle, kyle
Laylee2000: muahahahahahahha
Laylee2000: id invite you too but youd hate all of them probably, seeing as you hate all people and these people are certainly people
Laylee2000: byeebyeeee my lovelrrrry!!!!

this better fucking work.

today i got a new shower curtain. and some washclothes.

and we went WOO poodle rockin baby! pOOoOoOOooooOOoOOodle rockin!!
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF

NEVER EAT A PEPTO THINGIE. HOLY SHIT THAT'S HORRID.

anyway the whole 'Brian Molko Escapade' as it has been dubbed by myself, took place last night. obviously. it all started when. i dont even remember why we were there but we went to sweetcherrie.com and we decided to look at the boyfriend test and i was thinking we should take it and pretend we were laylee and see how the hell she got kurt cobain but instead we saw the fiendish picture. and i said 'LETS GET THAT GUY' so we took the quiz and we got him and we were like WHO THE HELL IS HE and he is BRIAN MOLKO of placebo. .....and they sing the song that goes 'a friend in need is a friend indeed but a friend with weed is better' and thereby we praise brian molko because he is god.

i am a brittany's house for the first time in a millenia and she is burning 3970237850235790234975023895 candles to rid us of the stench of her cat boxes.

BRIAN MOLKO IS MY HERO. AND MY NEW ROCK STAR BOYFRIEND.

a gorgeous song by briano molko:
"EVIL DILDO"
Hey motherfucker, I'm after you. I know where you live.
I will fuck you up the ass and I will sneak into your room and cut your cock off
and stuff it in my mouth and chew it up with my little teeth.

commentary of Ye Brittany: 'he looks like bilbo' and she is thereby praising the quar'an.

 

IT'S BEEN A LONG DECEMBER AND I'VE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT MAYBE THIS YEAR WILL BE BETTER THAN THE LAST