*please note that doodles is elijah wood*

Atea Diosa:hahahah doodles thats hilarious why do they call him that whats he a fucking rooster
Atea Diosa:no no one day elijah wood is going to come to our Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:cause he's going to have to pee
Atea Diosa:really bad
Atea Diosa:cause he's a rock star and he's on tour
aLittleStarlight:(we wont have a bathroom)
Atea Diosa:NO we will shh
Atea Diosa:but its locked cause we don't like people stealing our toiletpaper
Atea Diosa:and so im going to yell DOODLES YOU NEED THE KEY
aLittleStarlight:and he's going to wet his pants adnw w're going to say DOOOODLES
Atea Diosa:and he's going to run to us and hold himself and go THANKS and scuttle away the best he can
Atea Diosa:and the keys not going tow ork
Atea Diosa:and we're going to get annoyed and kick him out and go. YOU CANNOT HAVE BURRITO, NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOCE IN HERE DOODLES
Atea Diosa:so he's going to go next door
Atea Diosa:to our arch rival
Atea Diosa:the ... Very Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:and he'll pee on their floor
Atea Diosa:and we'll go
aLittleStarlight:NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOOCE
Atea Diosa:HAHAHAHAHA DOODLES HATES YOU
Atea Diosa:and then we'll laugh at doodles
Atea Diosa:and go back to our daily work of making/eating jojos
aLittleStarlight:and then he'll sue
Atea Diosa:hahahahah and we'll go to court and go "HE TRIED TO SQUEEZA THE JOO OOCE ON OUR FLOOR" and they'll throw him away and lock him up
aLittleStarlight:and they'll expell us from the kwiki mart business
aLittleStarlight:and then we'll be broke and bums
Atea Diosa:and then we'll go around stealing other kwiki mart's toilet paper
Atea Diosa:and we'll sell it on the black market
aLittleStarlight:and we'll beg the gas station for jojos every night
Atea Diosa:hahahhah we rule
aLittleStarlight:of course we do
aLittleStarlight:fucker
A mere Statistic: ::gets high on gatorade::

Ladygodiva76:where did you hide your blog?
A mere Statistic:where did you hide your blog?
aLittleStarlight:where the fuck did you hide your blog?!

Laylee2000: hey hunter! whats goin on?
HuntERt121: oh my god i have been waiting for you to get on!
HuntERt121: for like 3 dayz!
Laylee2000: lol wow, why?
Laylee2000: i havent seen you in forrrrrever!
HuntERt121: i know!
Laylee2000: what have you been up to all break?
HuntERt121: nothing
Laylee2000: lol sucks for you
HuntERt121: but listen
HuntERt121: to  
HuntERt121: me
HuntERt121: young lady
Laylee2000: yeah? im listening!
HuntERt121: i was looking on the internet
HuntERt121: for things about my band
HuntERt121: and guess what i found
Laylee2000: what?
HuntERt121: .....think
HuntERt121: think
HuntERt121: think laylee
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: lol
HuntERt121: think!
Laylee2000: no.....fucking....clue
HuntERt121: well  
HuntERt121: i found some little like some little
Laylee2000: hmmmm.....
Laylee2000: just tell me boy!
HuntERt121: like chat room site
HuntERt121: of you and like 2 of your friends
Laylee2000: what the hell
Laylee2000: hahaha
Laylee2000: what are you talking about?
HuntERt121: yeah!
Laylee2000: whaaaaat
HuntERt121: haha
HuntERt121: fine i will have to find it then
Laylee2000: okayyy? haha
HuntERt121: http://cs.tcgn.net/Alanna/wings/archives/2001_10_21_firewings_archive.html  Laylee2000: WHOIA
Laylee2000: you found alanna's blog
Laylee2000: hahahahahhah ahng on\
HuntERt121: I SURE DO LOVE DELUDED PRINCESS OH MY GOD AND THEYRE SUCH HOT ASS PUNKS YOU KNOW THEY ARE AND THEIR SCREECHING WAILING MUSIC IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE OH MY GOD I GOT KICKED OUT OF NEW DAISY THEATRE FOR ALL FUCKING ETERNITY BECAUSE I ATTACKED THE BAND DONT THEY KNOW WHAT GRATITUTE IS...... ????? PLEASE HELP ME SNEAK IN I LOVE THEM I DONT KNOW IF I CAN STAND IT IF I GO ANOTHER .6769234086 SECONDS WITHOUT HEARING THEM OH MY GOD


HuntERt121: hahaha
HuntERt121: wah the hell is this?
Laylee2000: hahahah that wasnt me
HuntERt121: wait is that like some really big sacrasm or do we have a fan?
Laylee2000: uhh whats written is sarcasm, sorry baby
HuntERt121: well damn

Laylee2000: im going to starbucks witha buhca peeeeople tonnniggggght
Laylee2000: becca, daniell, michelle, kyle
Laylee2000: muahahahahahahha
Laylee2000: id invite you too but youd hate all of them probably, seeing as you hate all people and these people are certainly people
Laylee2000: byeebyeeee my lovelrrrry!!!!

A mere Statistic:::goes to get more mountain dew::
aLittleStarlight:fun day
A mere Statistic:gkdjsaklgjasdklg
A mere Statistic:lol
A mere Statistic:I HATE WHEN I POUR A CUP
A mere Statistic:OF MOUNTAIN DEW
A mere Statistic:AND FUCKING LEAVE IT OUT ON THE TABLE
A mere Statistic:GKJSDAGKJASKLGJKLSJG
A mere Statistic:SDGKLSDJGKJDG
A mere Statistic:GKLJKGJ;SDGJKSLG
A mere Statistic:::runs out to get it::

Super Saiyan AJ: and our umbrellas shall be open under the sun
Super Saiyan AJ: you're my hero
A mere Statistic: I've never even been to poland

Super Saiyan AJ:yeah i'll stop by and do a strip-tease
Cj and Laki:HUBBA HUBBA HEY says laylee

Laylee2000:and people take me more seriously when i have long hair
Laylee2000:i appear more airhead-y w/short hair. with long hair people just think im fucked up

Laylee2000:KROGERS HAS GOOD COFFEE

Laylee2000:i liked ur skrit tons and tons
aLittleStarlight:glaskdhasldkghlsdkgahasgdlhk what skirt

laylee told me to come blog so here i am. bliss.

A mere Statistic:are you ungood at math
A mere Statistic:I know I am
A mere Statistic:blue moooooooooon
A mere Statistic:you saw me
A mere Statistic:standing
A mere Statistic:alooooooooone
A mere Statistic:why does school attack you
A mere Statistic:let's run away
A mere Statistic:to a schoolless land

Cj and Laki:kjnkljg
Chaodoom:hullo.
Cj and Laki:i slobbered on it\
Chaodoom:ok
Cj and Laki:you have to believe we arw masgic
Chaodoom:how... appetizing
Cj and Laki:IT S[PARKLES
Chaodoom:ok. i believe that.
Chaodoom:it does?
Chaodoom:keen.
Cj and Laki:SDYTPOPPOIT
Chaodoom:now you're just being silly.
Cj and Laki:do you see it!?
Chaodoom:yup.
Cj and Laki:li
Cj and Laki:ar
Cj and Laki:no it really sparkels
Cj and Laki:no one believes me
Cj and Laki:youre taking me over
Cj and Laki:even the burnt part sparkles
Cj and Laki:mmmmm
Cj and Laki:crumbly bread cookies
Cj and Laki:thwack thwack

brittany and i are the worst plan-makers EVER. seriously. katie and laylee and brittany and i have been trying to make plans the last HOUR. katie left about half an hour ago and since then i have been trying to get the plans straight. ok i THINK i'm supposed to show up at brittany's tai chi class, beishou lin, at 1 and then her parents are driving all of us to a restaruant, saigon li (except it might not be that one, it might be another one) and then we're going to borders after lunch and then either our parents are picking us up or we're going home with brittany. and laylee and katie cant stay so i'll probably go home with brittany except that it might be easier on her parents for her to go home with me so i dont know. anyway........

aLittleStarlight:WELL WHY DONT I JUST GO THERE INSTEAD OF DAMNED BEISHOULINGA SDLKGHALSDGHDL
Atea Diosa:yes but we might go to another one i don't know alanna ;_;
aLittleStarlight:o.o
aLittleStarlight:oh
Laylee2000:HAHAHAHAHh
aLittleStarlight:*dies*
aLittleStarlight:god
Laylee2000:oh god
Atea Diosa:thats why.
Laylee2000:ur plans are very hard people
Atea Diosa:thast why i watn you to come to me
Atea Diosa:so i can take you where we're going
aLittleStarlight:these plans are SHITTY
Laylee2000:this is so difficult, plans with you two are always confusing and never work
aLittleStarlight:lol i know
aLittleStarlight:god
aLittleStarlight:watch this
aLittleStarlight:i'm gonna be the only one there
Laylee2000:HAHA
aLittleStarlight:and i'll come at the wrong time
Laylee2000:yes yo are
Laylee2000:HAHAHAHAHHA
Laylee2000:alanna that wilL SO happen
aLittleStarlight:and then no one will even come at 1
Atea Diosa:lolol no you'll call first.
aLittleStarlight:and brittany will be slaving away at home working
aLittleStarlight:shh i'll come too early
Atea Diosa:well i'll be there at 1 lol.
Laylee2000:me n katie wont show and britta will kill me monday @ school
aLittleStarlight:and you wont be able to reach me
Atea Diosa:.......LOL WTF
aLittleStarlight:and i'll like sit there in the rain and the place will be closed
Atea Diosa:LOL
Atea Diosa:hahahahha
aLittleStarlight:because like. it burned down
Laylee2000:AWWWWW
aLittleStarlight:and so i sit outside it all night
Atea Diosa:i'll call you if its closed lol
Atea Diosa:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Atea Diosa:*rolls around laughing*
Laylee2000:Hahahahahahahaha
Laylee2000:thats precious
aLittleStarlight:LOL
Atea Diosa:ok i really need to get o sleep
aLittleStarlight:doesnt that sound likely as beans
Atea Diosa:so so hahaha
aLittleStarlight:geez
Atea Diosa:i'll call you tomorrow after my parents awaken lana
aLittleStarlight:god
Laylee2000:mkay
aLittleStarlight:i wont be up
Atea Diosa:and we'll make it so definite we can't change a thing
Laylee2000:hahah
aLittleStarlight:you'll have to leave a damn message
Atea Diosa:or something like that
Atea Diosa:so i'll wake you up
aLittleStarlight:ok hld on
aLittleStarlight:my mom or somebody will prob be up
aLittleStarlight:so talk to her
Atea Diosa:no cause i'll need to know if your parents can come
Atea Diosa:i mean can bring you
Atea Diosa:*mass spasm*
aLittleStarlight:o.o
aLittleStarlight:bring me where
Atea Diosa:to bei shoulin!!!!!!!
aLittleStarlight:the restaurant?
Atea Diosa:where else?!
aLittleStarlight:what!
aLittleStarlight:why?!
Atea Diosa:lol NO!
aLittleStarlight:i'm so confused
Atea Diosa:GALJFDSKAJ JESUS CHIRST ALALANNA
aLittleStarlight:hahahahah
Atea Diosa:I DON'T KNOW WHICH RESTURANT WE'RE GOING TO
aLittleStarlight:i love my new name
Atea Diosa:PHO SAIGON OR SAIGON LI
aLittleStarlight:well whats your point
aLittleStarlight:by then you'll know hopefuly
Atea Diosa:SO THEREFORE YOU'RE ALL COMING TO BEI SHOULIN
Atea Diosa:AND MY PARENTS ARE TAKING YOU TO WHEREVER THEY WANT TO GO
Atea Diosa:alanna its just easier on me this way but if you want to sit infront of a fucking saigonli building and we go somewhere else then so be it
Laylee2000:...imscared...
Atea Diosa:of course you are
Laylee2000:youre scaring me brittany
Laylee2000:i love you
Atea Diosa:now i'm going to bed i'll call you tomorrow alanna and laylee don't just think you can coem to borders you have to put up a fucking struggle
Laylee2000:dont kill me and eat my children
Atea Diosa:fight your mother o-weak one
aLittleStarlight:mmmmmm i'm confused
aLittleStarlight:i'll probbaly go to borders at 1
Laylee2000:haha okay i will
aLittleStarlight:and hten it will burn down too
Atea Diosa:.....OLOL
aLittleStarlight:and i'll sit outside all night in the rain
Atea Diosa:no.
Laylee2000:and ill cal u @ 9 or w/e to tell u if i can come or not
Atea Diosa:GO TO BEISHOULIN AT ONE NO REASONS ARE ALLOWED JUST GO .
Atea Diosa:OK?!
aLittleStarlight:whats saigonli
Atea Diosa:damn straight you will laylee.
aLittleStarlight:what
Atea Diosa:ok.
Laylee2000:HAHAAH alanan just stop.
Laylee2000:ill explain
Atea Diosa:JUST GO TO BEI SHOULIN ALANNA.
Laylee2000:hahaha
aLittleStarlight:ahhagha whatioahdsaglks
Atea Diosa:YOU ARE REALLY KILLING ME
Atea Diosa:goodbye
Atea Diosa has left the room.

CutiePatootie005:UR DAD IS THE KEWLIEST WITH
CutiePatootie005:WELL CRAP
CutiePatootie005:HE WAS KINDA KEWL
CutiePatootie005:DESPITE HIS SILENCE

CutiePatootie005:WHO'S GOT A MULLET
kat09987:Karolina

Atea Diosa:william on toilet : come out, come out baby!!!!!
Atea Diosa:........ *freaky scared face*

A mere Statistic:fuck health
A mere Statistic:I'm never gonna be healthy I don't need to take this class
A mere Statistic:I'm gonna die of aids like last year
A mere Statistic:I'm probably like technically dead
A mere Statistic:like my heart stopped pumping a few years ago

A mere Statistic:go use this creepy vibrating cucumber thing
A mere Statistic:go like
A mere Statistic:feel like a woman
A mere Statistic:or whatever
Atea Diosa:oooooooooooooooooooooh
aLittleStarlight:...
aLittleStarlight:o.o
A mere Statistic:exactly

Laylee2000:im megaversatile

Laylee2000:i just got a direct hit on a bug ! ewwwww i squished it riiiiiight there w/the middle of my hand and it STUCK to my haaaand and ewwwwwww ewwwwwww ewwwwwwwwwwww its AFJSLDfkj gross. i dont like dead bugs. or live ones for that matter


A mere Statistic: ::smashs a laylee with the middle of his hand::
A mere Statistic: ::sticks::
A mere Statistic: ewwwwwwwwwww ewwwwwwwwww