take the "what's my fault" quiz.

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take the non-offensive quiz.


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take the nyu type quiz.

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take the antisocial test.


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take the death quiz.


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1. What's your name: alanna
2. What do you wish your name was, instead: alanna's fine. but if i changed it, i would make it something totally weird. like skank zero.
3. How old are you:15
4. Would you ever eat sushi? probably not
5. Would you ever eat sushi off a naked body? why would i want to do that? no.
6. Have you ever considered homosexuality? yes
7. What's your sexual preference? i dont know
8. What were you in a past life? an apple haghal
9. I punch you. Quick, what do you do? lose conciousness
10. When confronted with Britney Spears, you...? suck her bone marrow
11. What's your favorite coffee? i like starbucks fraps
13. Are you my Angel? no
14. Do you consider yourself a poet? not really. i try
15. What do you wanna be when you grow up? i dont know.
16. There's a naked man in your living room. What do you do? call the police
17. How stupid do you think you are? pretty stupid. everyone's stupid.
18. How stupid do other people think you are? incredibly
19. Who do you think you are? i dont know
20. Is the Wonderbra good or bad? bad i guess. i've never owned one
22. What's your favorite fruit? apple
23. Can you feel the love tonight? definitely not
24. On a nude beach, you would...? leave
25. Make up a story with yourself, a bridge, and a rabbit: once upon a time alanna attempted to walk over the bridge but the evil rabbit troll underneath hopped out and snarled and alanna thought it was the monty python rabbit so she screamed and lost conciousness and was eaten alive.
26. What do you think about contemporary art? it depends. how contemorary is contemporary?
27. Do you like being naked? no
28. If we had proof God didn't exist, what would happen? chrisitans would freak out
29. Do you enjoy cheeze whiz? yeah
30. What's your position on virginity? some people know when the time is right. and it's different for everybody. but some people are idiots. i think i could be quite happy being a virgin forever.
31. On civil unions? yep
32. On RuPaul? you go, girl.
33. On mosquito bites? i hate them
34. On old sitcoms? i dont like sitcoms.
35. On Fran Drescher? who
36. Are you left handed or right handed? right
37. Are you smart? i dont know.
38. What's your middle name? rae
39. How many personalities do you have? a zillion
40. How many piercings do you have? two. one in each ear.
41. What was your first word? chocolate
42. Are you superstitious? it depends
43. Do you read your horoscope? if i'm bored, and it's right there.
44. Do you believe in that stuff? i dont know. it depends.
45. Can you do a cartwheel? no. i suck.
46. Do you have contact lenses? no. fucking glasses kill me half the time though.
47. Do you have a retainer or braces? braces
48. Can you drive? no
49. Do you snore? i dont know. i've never been able to ask anyone.
50. Do you drool in your sleep? i dont know
51.Do you lick your envelopes or use a sponge? i either lick them or lick my finger and rub it along the thing.
52. Do you keep a journal? kind of. not really right now.
53. Do you like onions? no
54. Do you like cotton candy? yes
55. What instruments can you play? oboe. recorder hahhah. the xylophone algsdhklg
56. Do you like to dance? it depends on whose company i am keeping
57. Do you like to sing? again, it depends who i'm with. i like to sing in the shower really loudly, but only when no one's home.
58. Are you any good at it? no
59. Do you like to talk on the phone? usually not.
60. Do you like where you live? yeah, but not forever.
61. Are you organized? it depends. some stuff yes. some stuff... not yes.
62. Do you sleep with socks on? no
63. Are you shy? a lot of the time. it depends.
64. Do you talk to yourself? not really.
65. Are you a morning person? no
66. Are you a virgin? yes
67. Are you proud of that? i guess so
68. Do you believe in reincarnation? yes
69. Do you believe in God? it depends
70. Do you believe in ghosts? yes
71. Do you believe in bigfoot? not really. i never thought about it.
72. How old do you wish you were? older
73. What will you name your kid(s)? i dont intend to have kids
75. Have you ever thought you were gonna die? i think so but i cant really remember. is this the same thing as thinking about suicide? i've done that plenty.
76. Where do you wanna go? somewhere
77. Where do you see yourself going? nowhere

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz

Find your emotion!

Find your emotion!

Which Kiss Are You?

Where is my Mind?

You're smart, shy, and often nonsensical. You have dreams of being famous, and you're quirky enough that you just might pull them off. Some would call you a genius, others would call you insane, but in reality you're pretty well-adjusted. Take a vacation once in a while- it'll help take your mind off of your troubles.

Which Pixies song are you?

nickandjerel: i couldnt imagine having a comdom without a tshirt

katherine dohan on uniforms:
kat09987: i think ill wear sweater vests to school next year, over my snazzy white polo shirt

Laylee2000: and i bought 2 superfuzzy black piloows today
Laylee2000: like your dog. only in pillow form

i'm a naughty girl.
again i can't stop thinking about suicide.
about the perfect timing.
about who will find me first and i can see their faces.
i know they'd get over it.
i have planned sixteen different set-ups.
but i still don't have that kind of courage
and i'm already disappointing them enough.
no, it's not your fault
really
that the subject has even come up in my head again.
it's me.
my need for someone.
it doesn't even matter
really
that you brought forth a few tears
hidden for so long.
or that you think it's funny
how upset i get
over something that you can't see.
don't worry though.
right now i'm too tired to be dangerous.
good night.
you won't remember anything tomorrow.

Which Willy Wonka character are you?

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JiveBassist: i knew from the start that you and laylee both loved the mad bunnie humpin

elise's phone number is 754-7650
brittany's new number is 662-893-3342

GleeRainstar: my parents are such tyrants
GleeRainstar: they're telling me i have to wear a bra to tai chi or i can't go

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Which John Cusack Are You?


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I am the Cheshire Cat! You're the epitome of insane. Either you're very smart, or you're too damn stupid. The world is your playground, and everything -- and everyone -- in it is a toy for you to play with. People should be scared of you, but because you're so affable, they aren't. Tough for them.

How Gay Are YOU? [?]

How Gay Are YOU? [?]

You've got a lot to say, and you'll talk until it's all out, and for some reason, no one tries to shut you up. I guess you actually make sense most of the time. Almost everyone likes you, and it's not just because you're cheap. Haha. Cheap as in thrifty, of course. You get a bit depressed now and then, but who doesn't? You seem to have a little anger built up inside, but who doesn't? You like to stare at people through their bedroom window while they're changing, but who doesn't? You sick bastard. Which Smashing Pumpkins album are you?

i'm so confused. i'm furious with nick and very sad.

I was captive
in a speeding man-made oven
We were roasting
cooking toasty
well done in our seats
Sun full of fierce fire
burning through our skins
boiling all our blood and
bringing beads of sweet to sighing foreheads
She sang out
giving me chills
under my skin
and I was less and more
and I was so cold

i rode home through the rain
under an umbrella made of a tree
and let me just tell you:
never use a tree for an umbrella
if you want to stay dry,
but if you want the water
in your hair and over your eyes
filtered through the leaves
cascading
and sliding dored to your mouth.
when i got home i was so cold
it was love
i refused to be made dry

You are Heavy Metal! Angry, sad, and disillusioned, you are Heavy Metal. You are the embodiment of the darkness of the human heart. Your main themes are sadness, anger, and hopelessness. You are frequently misunderstood by others and many link you to devil worship. However, those willing to look through the shell of darkness and anger find you to be very intelligant, poetic, and artistic. Too bad your inclination to look for the beauty in darkness and your general attitude of frustration with humanity as a whole tends to send most people running for the nearest exit. But despite that, you wouldn't have it any other way.

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i know that you are gone but i can not stop and i do not stop. all i can do is say it and pretend you are here to hear. things are stupid. why are things stupid? i used to think suicide was so selfish and jesus that can't matter. it's too bad i'm not brave in that way. and it's supposed to be brave not to but how can it be when there is no life to show for it? how can one pretend to live and call it bravery holding them back? so suicide is looking more and more reasonable as opposed to my big fat nothing life these days which is going nowhere. yes i am that selfish. i figure i should get hit by some big truck next time i step outside. i need something real to cling to. i must be hard to please and easy to please and indecisive and opinionated and i make no sense and i have no self. i can not find any me in this body to save my skin. things are stupid. you can not tell me why things are stupid. isn't it perfect that depression should be genetic? i'll go insane, you just wait. i'll have some bizarre mental condition. so i used to want that. i used to be so scared of cancer and all at once think i had it and be sort of relieved and excited. i guess i was that attention-starved. yes i am that selfish. i only want to be seen as me and maybe you will find her for me right before i bite it. i only want not to be taken for granted. but i think it's hard for you to take me for granted when i have no identity and i have no originality and i have nothing to take. i think i can't be human as princess heart-of-stone. as miss manipulation. as she who derives pleasure from your annoyance. i can't be human if i can never cry. i know you are gone but i can not stop.

if i am full of only pure water i will not be mean and i will not be mean. i'll slip inside your head so easy, you might never notice and you might never know how amazing and fragile i could be. you can feed me forever with only pure water. i could be your dream. i could not be me and if only i could so easily be just what you need, i could cure you of every little thing. i could silently torture myself and you would never see. you'll be far too busy making pure water and never caring about me since i am only using you for this venial excuse, the murder i commit will not even matter to anyone but you. you who will only miss your dream. i am never me.

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which "monty python and the holy grail" character are you?

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i can put you in my pocket
before i go out to play
i get my church dress all messy
covered with dirt and sun drops
i can keep you safe
though my hands are pink and blistered
and my nails are not that clean
you might just forgive me
i take you from my pocket
before i plant you in the sky
you get my church mess all dressy
and i don't even mind
i can keep you safe in here
though you'll have to save yourself

aMereStatistic: you should be my first real kiss lana, that would be happy for me anyway

quoth brittany's blog, "alanna is the crazy/cute/rock dancing girlie"
aMereStatistic:strangely enough I don't consider myself a crazy cute rock dancing girlie

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Which Member of the Endless Are You?

	You are Rowlf! You don't draw attention to yourself much, preferring to keep your cool and stay in the background.
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aMereStatistic: god
aMereStatistic: shit kills me
aMereStatistic: shit kills you
aMereStatistic: I hate everyting

how are you, lonely blog? do you miss me yet?

THE GRAMMYS SUCKED. NOBODY GOOD WON.

Which SNL Loser are *YOU*?

So, which Fraggle ARE YOU most like? Click here to find out.

i've got multiple alliances
i have been ordered to remove 'obscene language' from my blog by my parents. because the internet 'is in public' and i'm not supposed to talk that way in public when they're around. but jesus they're not SUPPOSED to be around. they're not SUPPOSED to read my blog. YOU HEAR THAT? GO AWAY. you're not welcome.
anyway i doubt they are ever going to read that lol. i have changed the url for the blog. yes AGAIN. i figure that they got the new link from morgan's blog.... anyway i am only telling select souls. wahahaha how elite.

i hate sunday

I'm Jean Grey
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Which British Band Are You?

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come to me ready and rude, bring me angel food

i am annoyed at whoever (Bill Ellis) wrote this article about the indigo girls in the 'playbook' section of memphis's newspaper, the commercial appeal. (they're playing here tomorrow night) i was reading along with only slight complaints at this guy's recognized female artists. he's trying to make a point that women write better music when theyre older i guess. i liked the part about "and here's hoping patti smith, if not yoko ono, makes records well into her 90s." and i read on and i was not bothered until the following statement: "the twosome [indigo girls] not only sired offspring from Ani DiFranco and just about every emerging artist on Sarah McLachlan's Lilith Fair......" .... what a dumbass. don't hire a stupid man to do the work of a musically intelligent anybody. ANYONE who knows ani difranco's work knows she made her first album when she was 18. EIGHTEEN! and since she was obviously not such a wondrous guitarist right off the bat, she had to have been playing before that. the point being. she was a musician long before the indigo girls first album came out with its massive commercial success. i can't list every artist on the lilith fair tour so i can't say about that but you know not all the music is the big acoustic guitar sound. BIF was on that tour and that should tell you something. oh and i have utterly nothing against the indigo girls. they rule as far as i can tell. but damn you, bill ellis, stupid man extrordinare! go read the damn article.

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What is YOUR Highschool label?

I am Ludo! People just don't understand me. I'm a sweetheart who loves making friends - even with rocks, but I seem like a monster. Once people get to know the real me, they just can't help but love me.

Take the "Which Labyrinth character are you most like?" quiz by smarmy

Whole Brain Dominant
leaning to the right
You like flexible structure. You use your deep insight and logic to solve problems. You enjoy experiencing many new things. You have at least one area of expertice that allows you to demonstrate your creativity.

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this quiz was fun to take but i have no idea what it is about. HA.

aLittleStarlight:yeah yeah yeah. well you suck.
Laylee2000:im sorry
Laylee2000:? wait. no im not. i didnt do anythign
Laylee2000:a;lksjdf;laksjf
Laylee2000:hahah i loe oyu alanna

slide down your reciever, sprint across the wire

i stayed home sick today. it's kind of funny because i don't feel all that bad, but no one woke me up to go to school this morning and it was like 10 when i woke myself up. i had an insane dream where we had to leave our village because someone was going to like squish it or something and they weren't going to tell us because they thought it would be too much of a hassle so someone found out (i think it was my mom?) and we all evacuated (the families, and all these birds) to this wal-mart that was like 2730598230958259038 miles away. through this forest path thing and over a field. and then i guess we discovered that we hadn't brought our pets or something? i don't know. i just sort of filled that in. because the next thing i can remember is that we were sending out messages or something or waiting for our pets to come. ...... right so after a long period of time in the wal-mart, one night we went outside because someone had spotted something or whatever and we looked and we saw that a couple of dogs had come out of this forest and run down a hill that was like a mile PAST the wal-mart and they'd figured it out or something and had come out and were turning around. and you could SEE that one of them was bonnie and one was irie (the dogs of my family) and they were bounding along all happy and then all of a sudden this HUGE stream of dogs just runs out of the forest and down the hill and towards the wal-mart and everyone's like crying all happy because the dogs found their way to wal-mart and weren't squished in the village. and i think i woke up shortly after that, after everyone was reunited with their dog, but i remember that some people were watching out for the little trail of cats to come. and i half-woke up and i was thinking about how ridiculous a little trail of cats would be. like how they wouldnt be able to organize themselves and how they would walk along for like two minutes and they all lie down for a nap break. because dogs are yuppy like that and they're 'faithful' or whatever and the cats would just be taking their goddamn time. anyway it was very strange.

aLittleStarlight:lol really
AmereStatistic:lol yeah
aLittleStarlight:i'm not surprised

I am bad. So bad. I absolutely hate people and animals. In fact, I probably sacrifice them. No one likes me, but of course it isn't my fault. I should just go back to New York because I am a corrupt Jesus.

Take the What Jesus Would You Be? Quiz



[well this is wonderfully inaccurate. aghsdhag. i would have rather gotten 'george christ' like nick and morgan. but nooooo. and sarah rushakoff got this one too! jesus. this must be really inaccurate.]

Which Rocky character are you?

HAHAHAHAHAH. oh you guys, sorry i haven't blogged about how the play turned out. i had this huge-ass one on friday but i tried to post it and it broke. so that's sad and i'm not up to resaying it yet.

THE PLAY OPENS TOMORROW PLEASE COME IT STARTS AT 8 AND IT'S SATURDAY TOO ON SUNDAY IT IS AT 3 EVERYONE COME SEE IT I COMMAND YOU

i dont ever really understand all the things we sayI AM GOING TO FAIL EVERY SUBJECT THAT SCHOOL EVER CREATED.
this massively massively sucks. i am going to FAIL like a three pound bean.

metal heart, you're not worth a thing

i bought ghost world on dvd and i am very happy. i am also not very happy because we had a stupid pep rally today. and i think i killed katherine, as i kept complaining at her and i had to sit with her because you know we have to play the stupid cymbals since oboes are too dignified for marching music and its not even like they give us a nod. we're the BAND. we dont MATTER. jesus christ on a cracker. anyway. aside from being completely ignored (which is probably for the best, as i didnt want to be recogized. but still! there are people in the band who like to be mentioned) the cheerleaders eat my soul obviously and i was complaing at katherine and she went insane but i didnt complain as much as last time (or as loudly) because mr. snell was riiiight behind me the whole time and anyway katherine has friends who are cheerleaders and you know she's like 'THEYRE SO NICE AND THEYRE ALWAYS HAPPY!! YOU DONT KNOW THEM' and i'm like 'THOSE ARE EXACTLY WAHT IT HOUGHT THEY WERE LIKE. I HATE THOSE KIND OF PEOPLE' and i died and we all died and after they did their stupid stuff, they introduced some sport types and then the stupid cheerleaders came back (the ones who werent freshmen) with their big stupid glittery outfits and their big stupid colorful unmatching bras displayed to all and you know how terribly profane the stupid dance/cheer/stupidities are anyway and uhm. anyway what REALLY bothered me was that after their stupid routine like eight girls from ROTC came marching out and made these two little lines AND THEY INTRODUCED THE STUPID CHEERLEADERS A SECOND TIME ONLY THAT THEY HAD ESCORTS AND THE ROTC PEOPLE LIKE SALUTED AT THEM AND DID LITTLE THINGIES OH MY GOD THAT BOTHERED ME and you know they did that at the LAST stupid pep rally and apparently they do it at EVERY pep rally. alskghhsdalhkasdg!! oh that killed me. cripes. we must have huge pep rallies with t he stupid 2000 people at this god-ridden school. and we're forced to go and it's awful. i hate HATE HATE my school with a passion. anyway.
i hope to do something with katie and brittany and laylee this weekend. so you guys we neeeed to make plans and you have to come over and watch ghost world. yay. get in touch with me, peoples. bye bye.

A mere Statistic:the way to a woman's heart is though her chest dumbass

let it snowWE HAVE A SNOOWWW DAYYYY TODAYYYYY. well yay for that. waahhaa. my poor parents woke up at like 5:30 and mom is now laughing at the newswoman on tv who just got a big piece of snow all over her eye and it's like frozen shut ahahahhga. and dad has to go to WORK because the library SUCKS. and really it's not like anyone should be there but you know kids (with the day off, and all) from that neighborhood (east high school) are going to go play on the computers the whole time. anyway the snow count type creature this is like. four inches+ as it hasnt stopped snowing YET. yeah last night we got home from rehearsal (katherine's mom was driving us home) and we got out of the car and i said 'morgan do you feel that' as there was wet stuff in the air. and morgan said 'look did you SEE that?!' and we thereby determined that there was a little bit of snow in the sky and we waved our arms at it. and then after a little it started sleeting and then that stopped and it started snowing right before we went to bed. and then i don't know what happened after that ahahaghah. maybe it snowed allll night. that's a lovely thought. aren't you guys digging this whole 'real post' groove? yeah i bet. just to annoy you::

I may look funny, but I’m one of the best penguins under the sun! Yes, that’s right, the sun! I can’t stand hanging around in freezing weather, keep it away! I’m a nice sized bird, about medium weight and height. My population is globaly increasing!

Take the What Penguin am I? Quiz by Krysten!

Laylee2000:I'VE DECIDED ALANNA.
Laylee2000:I AM GOD'S GIFT TO WOMEN.

I'm an Onion! Sour, spicy, nasty tasting, and the ability to make people cry all come natural to me. I'm really an evil person who's not much of a social butterfly but rather a loner who sits and writhes in my pool of solutide all day, which I love.

Take the Vegetable Quiz by Krysten!

British... everybody likes those Brits. You compare with U2 and other famous bands. You're music is very original and different from anything heard on the radio normally. Songs are laid back and relaxed, and you frequently make some pretty weird, er um, original music videos.

well yay. that's nice to know. they had incubus too and that would have been nice as well.



Wowie! You are Tfu Tfu! You're the odd one out, there are few places you fit in. Others don't understand you very well and tend to treat you indifferently and take you for granted. But then again, you don't really give a damn about them anyway.

well i dont blame people.

Take the What Should Your New Year's Resolution Be? Quiz


haghdsahga i have the same one as brittany here. that's amusing.

really now. wow. i took this again and got 'strange little girl' and then i got '1000 oceans' and 'raspberry swirl' and 'cornflake girl' and 'winter' and 'caught a lite sneeze' and 'hey jupiter' and none of these seem very much like me, i think. anyway i like this one:

Take the Which Beatle Are You? Quiz.



i would be george. i enjoy being george. but brittany is NOT george.

this is probably pretty accurate considering everyone called me 'daria' in gym class last year? HA.
the year before i was 'the russian girl' .... x_x