*please note that doodles is elijah wood*

Atea Diosa:hahahah doodles thats hilarious why do they call him that whats he a fucking rooster
Atea Diosa:no no one day elijah wood is going to come to our Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:cause he's going to have to pee
Atea Diosa:really bad
Atea Diosa:cause he's a rock star and he's on tour
aLittleStarlight:(we wont have a bathroom)
Atea Diosa:NO we will shh
Atea Diosa:but its locked cause we don't like people stealing our toiletpaper
Atea Diosa:and so im going to yell DOODLES YOU NEED THE KEY
aLittleStarlight:and he's going to wet his pants adnw w're going to say DOOOODLES
Atea Diosa:and he's going to run to us and hold himself and go THANKS and scuttle away the best he can
Atea Diosa:and the keys not going tow ork
Atea Diosa:and we're going to get annoyed and kick him out and go. YOU CANNOT HAVE BURRITO, NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOCE IN HERE DOODLES
Atea Diosa:so he's going to go next door
Atea Diosa:to our arch rival
Atea Diosa:the ... Very Very Kwiki Mart
Atea Diosa:and he'll pee on their floor
Atea Diosa:and we'll go
aLittleStarlight:NO SQUEEZIN THA JOO OOOCE
Atea Diosa:HAHAHAHAHA DOODLES HATES YOU
Atea Diosa:and then we'll laugh at doodles
Atea Diosa:and go back to our daily work of making/eating jojos
aLittleStarlight:and then he'll sue
Atea Diosa:hahahahah and we'll go to court and go "HE TRIED TO SQUEEZA THE JOO OOCE ON OUR FLOOR" and they'll throw him away and lock him up
aLittleStarlight:and they'll expell us from the kwiki mart business
aLittleStarlight:and then we'll be broke and bums
Atea Diosa:and then we'll go around stealing other kwiki mart's toilet paper
Atea Diosa:and we'll sell it on the black market
aLittleStarlight:and we'll beg the gas station for jojos every night
Atea Diosa:hahahhah we rule
aLittleStarlight:of course we do
aLittleStarlight:fucker
A mere Statistic: ::gets high on gatorade::