so brittany is here. so she was really freaking hungry. so we went to get provisions. we went with $20. we jiggled across the street, after i nearly fell in and got smushed. so we got there. BRITTANY IS EATING HOT FRIES IN MY EAR. LOUDLY. soooo.... we were in the store and we went down an isle. because we wanted to buy something. and t he catroaches followed me? and i said 'lets get angel food cake. and pecan twirls' and brittany gave me this look and she kept walking. and then we went down this other isle and there were foods on it and shelves and brittany said 'lets get some potatoes' so she did. and i said 'lets get so macoroni' so she didnt. but i convinced her after a while. and then we went around and we had some other food of which i cant remember what it was. i tried to buy a bottle of coke. you know, those glass ones? but brittany said no. and then i tried to buy dr. pepper in a case thingie but it was TOO HUGE so i gave it all to brittany (the pecan twirls and the dr. pepper) and i went to get a cart. that was really hard. but i got it eventually. and it turned out to be my FAVORITE Kind of grocery cart. the kind with the huge bottom. and i said BRITTANY... WILL YOU RIDE ME AROUND? and she said no. and i kept asking her and finallyl she said yes and she rode me down the frozen foods. and i grabbed lots of things because i am very helpful and i put them in the cart while we passed but brittany took them all out. and she said that we already had too many chips and that she didnt like milk and that corn starch was not needed in the situation. it was a sad sad day. except brittany says it wasnt. and that i sound like her sister when i tell a story. try to. something. right so i dont remember where we are anymore. so... gads i dont remember anything else. except that i asked brittany for all my favorite food and she said no every time. and then i think i drove her sort of crazy because i was so helpful!! and we got in line and i asked for donuts and she said that when we live in an apartment, she's gonna buy out the whole supply of macaroni from the store and put it all in our cabinets and i'd be able to make it every day. and then i said i like hot dogs. and she said she didn't care and that i'd get cancer. and i told her she was crazy and i asked for donuts again. my sister is watching porn. hentai kingdom. brittany lives there. ok and uhm so we paid for our stuff and it somehow took forever and then there was enough change for me to buy donuts. so i did. and then there were a few coins left. morgan is still watching porn. she is a pr0n maker. brittany just asked her if i fantasize about hot dogs and morgan said no but she used to make me be the guy and i swear i have no idea what she is talking about. i love the strings in this song. so we took the bags and brit had the big one with the dr. pepper and the chips and i had a big one with who knows what brittany bought in it ("your apple juice"accused brittany.
"i forgot i'd bought apple juice"remarked alanna thoguhtfully) morgan's being raped from the other room because of the porn. hey arnold is a pr0n maker. ANYWAY... so we jiggled across the street and i nearly got hit by a car. because i was slow and weighted down with the massive bags and then i nearly spilled them all over the road and brittany laughed at me. so we ran back and then morgan accused me of carrying only one bag and then that i bought soggy pecan twirls. :( it was a sad sad day. so i'm gonna tell you what w e bought now. i hope its good.
2 bags lays potato chips (original, ranch shit) the ranch was brittany's dumbass idea
1 bottle of the cheapest apple juice
1 12pack dr. pepper
pecan twirls!!
a box of donuts
spaghetti noodles
spaghetti sauce. brittany said it was all natural vegetables.
macaroni!!!!!!
i think that's all.
brittany calls this masterpiece "recipe for a crappy day"
oh and i forgot to say earlier, but in the line this song came on.. damn what's it called? 'now its time to say goodnight good night sleep tight' i love that song to death and this was like instrumental strings.... *sigh* it was really good.