i just got back from dinner with mom and morgan..... it was soooooo much fun. but first the beginning. so like as soon as mom came home from work, she drove me and morgan out to germantown where borders is - across the street from brittany's house. we walked in and right there in the little cafe there's brit and laylee waving massively and they're like sort of laughing and they looked like they were on drugs. and so i pulled up a chair and made fun of brittany for having her monte cristo book there and then i made fun of laylee for her nasty ass mango drink and it was really really quiet there so we were all laughing silently as we could and i was choking on air and laylee was turning the color of her yellow mango drink and britttany was turning the color of her bright pink strawberry whatever thingie drink and i was eating the chips that laylee had bought for me and she told me that i didnt look like that and then i told brittany the paparazzi was coming for her and she was soooo pink/red/cherry-flavored and she looked like a balloon of sorts and i mean it was just so funny and we couldn't freaking laugh!! and then brittany started crying and i was staring at the princess diana books and i told brittany that it would happen to her and laylee told us about pablo and diablo and elijah the sexy bitch whore of laylee. and things happened. and we ran all around and laylee tried to read the sum 41 article to us and then who should we see while looking for the magnetic poetry, but ZAK BAKER of all people sitting there wearing a soccer shirt and his kickass hair reading... who knows what. i think we distrubed him. we all ran around behind the chirstian books and whispered and things were really funny and it was just toooo hilarious and then we ran back around and ahahahah and then we were standing there by the astrology and whatever and laylee pointed at this 'SEX ACADEMY' thing and someone's mom from her school looked right as she pointed to it and said it and i went 'look its brittany' because i meant the Leo book NOT the sex academy and it was just tooooo funny and then zak became horrified and quickly flew away to the music. and then suddenly my MOM was there and MORGAN WAS STALKING US and mr. bill baker was suddenly there and it was just really weird and everyone was looking for a gift for kimberly's birthday and bill was looking for zak so laylee and brittany and i ran off and we saw him and brittany went 'your dad's looking for you.' and he went 'oh. hi by the way.' and it was somehow extremely funny, as was everything and we laughed hysterically and looked at the CDs and then suddenly WILLIAM was there who, as we all know, is brittany's little brother. he was there to collect her. so he did. he's the cutest thing and he's really tan and the summer's made his hair lighter. then brittany was gone and laylee was like ;_; and she like BEGGED me to buy her a cd for an early bday present so i said i would except that she was like 'omg you are so nice you can't do this!' even though everyone knew she really wanted it. it was funny as hell. but anyway i got it and spent all my money and didnt even get to get a coffee drink and turn that color. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY LAYLEE!! I CLEANED FOR YOU AND THEN I SPENT ALL MY MONEY (and then some) ON YOU!!! ahaahah i'm just kidding. you know i love you. i hope you like your cd. so then we had to leave and we left laylee there and she was happy i think so morgan and mom and i went to bosco's, which i'll have you know has great music and great beer (so i've heard). its like a dark smoky little place with these MASSIVE booths that you could fit like... 10 people in. we ordered garlic pamesean fries, some type of pizza stuff, and some type of shrimp thingies. it was all very pretty. then we all shared the food to death and talked about college and drugs and drinking and brittany and lots of Felix memories and it was great shit. then we ordered dessert. mmmmm it was delicious. morgan got blueberry cheesecake, mom got taramisi or however you spell it and i got creme brule. mmmmmmmmmmmmm. then we basically all shared that. ahaha. and we described it to each other and it was great fun. then on the way home, we passed like a little fender bender car accident and.. well..
mom: *talking about how any accident is really skary*
morgan: dad said that when he flipped his car over, it wasn't really skary.
mom: that's because he's an idiot. AND I LOVE HIM
and there was this massive MASSIVE laughter throughout the car. like the choking kind. it was just so funny!! you just have to know my mom. and mom's like yelling about how she married an idiot. and we're all dying of laughter.
morgan: you only love him because he makes you coffee
mom: its a good reason!!